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      1. King Cock Uncut Ultra Realistic Suction Cup Dildo 8 Inch

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      1. King Cock Uncut Ultra Realistic Suction Cup Dildo 8 Inch
      2. SpicyPisces's review of King Cock Uncut Ultra Realistic Suction Cup Dildo 8 Inch

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    1. Bigger, Longer and Uncut

      Reviewed: 13 April 2019 by SpicyPisces, a Bisexual Single Female

      Where to begin? Honestly, I'm having a hard time stringing words together, I'm a little dazed. This is a big dick. A very big dick.

      I've always been horrible at math, so naturally my eyes glazed over when I read the measurements on the website, zero comprehension. But my God, at the risk of sounding like a total trope, I honestly didn't think it would fit inside me.

      I'm also surprised there are so few reviews on this one, since I know it's much less of a practice to circumcise in the UK, I'd think there would be more of a preference for it. I prefer uncircumcised men, so this was my first choice, especially because uncut penises are more of a novelty here in the US.

      Anyway, the thing arrived in a box and a plastic bag. The smell was not nearly as strong as some people mention in the other King Cock product reviews, I gave it a wash and didn't really notice it after that. Speaking of washing, the foreskin feature on this is removable, so really it's two dildoes in one, because the dick beneath the foreskin is just as pretty, only with less of the blue detailing on the veining, no big deal.

      When first washing this, I'd recommend utilizing the toy cleaner they give you before attempting to peel the foreskin part off, as if you were lubing it up; otherwise, that sucker is near impossible to peel off. Washing both is a bit fiddly at first before you get the hang of your toy, and if you aren't going to use it right away, or for storage after washing, I'd recommend storing the dildo and sheath parts separately and just slide it on using lube right before play time. Otherwise you'll have a fight on your hands with the dry rubber on rubber. Maybe this is common sense, but they don't mention it in the Care and Feeding instructions.

      Practical use was great! For newer users, or naturally tighter women, lots of lube and foreplay are recommended, but once you get there, this thing made me a shaky mess. It's a little more unyielding than real flesh, but only just. It could also be that this is totally normal and I've just never had a monster cock like this one before. Also, the real skin and vein texture are shudder-inducingly yummy. So yeah, feel and weight are great, size takes something to get used to, but I enjoy a challenge. Honestly I was shaking so hard, I couldn't actually get myself to orgasm without a vibrator on my clit because my bones had turned to jelly and I had no strength to keep going.

      The suction cup worked very well on all the flat surfaces I smacked it onto, but anything textured like my plaster wall, it didn't even try. I almost slammed it through the drywall hoping it was user error, like maybe enthusiasm would make it stick better. It didn't, but I'm sure I can find a relatively sturdy piece of wood furniture to work with for when I want to back up onto it. Have yet to try it in the shower, but it definitely sticks well when it's dry, so hopefully all goes okay with the warmth and moisture when the time comes.

      All in all, a fantastic product! I genuinely hope to see more reviews in the future, this toy deserves a following, especially considering it's probably the only one like it out there.

    2. Overall Rating
      9 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Everything except one suction cup issue.
      Cons
      Doesn't stick all that well on textured surfaces.
      Bottom line
      Buy one. It's so, so good.
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