Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Dildo with Balls 9.5 Inch

Generally, I tend to opt for slightly more gimmicky sex toys - glitter, bejewelled butt plugs, foxtails, so this was a bit of a new experience for me.

On first impressions, I thought it was quite weighty and dense which turned out to be a bonus because the rigidity made it pretty robust when bouncing around (- essential if like me you fall into the BBW category). I'm short and tight so this was a very filling toy for me.

I opted for a silicone-based lube which I applied liberally all over the toy, my hands, elbows, a bit of my knee and the duvet. I found that just trying to climb up onto this guy was too challenging on the bed so I attempted to suction it to the headboard - which would have worked a treat if I hadn't lubed up everything from here to the moon so I moved to the floor. Finally, I managed to get it to stick and gently lower myself onto the tip.

Due to the excess of lube, my knees slipped out from under me and I couldn't stabilise myself and consequently gave myself the deepest penetration of my life. It was simultaneously shocking and satisfying. I struggled a bit with comfort due to the sheer size so I whipped out my wand to help heighten the sensation. The two combined proved to be a winning combination and lead me to a body-convulsingly powerful orgasm. So yeah, in short, 10/10.

P.S. if you're trying to get his in your butt I would thoroughly recommend warming up first, I couldn't even manage to force in the tip!

How Ultra realistic can a 9.5-inch dildo be? Who has enough experience with that amount of man meat to claim "ultra" realism?

All joking aside, this dildo is awesome.

It seems to be laser guided towards my prostate. I think it's the slight curve and strong suction cup base that makes it a real joy to ride when it's stuck to the floor. The head is detailed and pronounced enough to feel it, but not so much as to be overpowering. In my opinion, without looking at any data, this dildo seems to be less on the girth size for its length. I find this makes it more practical to use particularly when sticking it to the wall or floor.

I tried attaching it to my sex machine and because of the strong suction base, it worked a charm, combined with the slight rigidity of the dildo this also turned into a great experience.

I have only one criticism and it is very slight. The pisshole or meatus just makes for a lube trap. I know it's a realistic design and would probably look weird without it but I don't think it adds anything.

The packaging was a cardboard box free from any models save the toy itself. I find it's always annoying when sex toy boxes have pornstars plastered all over them, how am I going to get that in the recycling. The dildo was wrapped in plastic and had no noticeable odour.

I received this product in return for an honest and unbiased review.

I chose this product as I also own the Pearl Shine Realistic Vibrator 9 Inch and fancied something along the same lines.

This is the biggest dildo I have ever owned. It is heavy and feels really realistic. I am not going to lie. I was really quite intimidated by this monster and even thought about sending it back!

This is 9 inches of insertable length and 7 (yes, 7) inches around the widest part.

The suction cup at the base is excellent and works on a variety of surfaces. Once in place it doesn't budge.

I found that using the Lovehoney Indulge Silicone Lubricant works best as it is longer lasting than water-based lubes. You can also use it in the shower!

This is a work in progress, but I can safely say this has been an eye-opening experience for me and this toy is definitely one for the (more experienced) exhibitionists out there!