King Cock Extra Girthy Ultra Realistic Dildo with Suction Cup 9.5 Inch

I laughed and cried when I opened Loveyhoney's discreet brown box and saw this huge fella staring back at me. I've done it again - I've bought yet another anal toy way above my pay grade.

Spoiler alert; I wish I could repeat the expletives I grunted as this immense bad boy put me in my place. 5 minutes of full to the brim lustful pleasure. This goes beyond "a bit of fun". This was serious whimpering inducing rampant anal pillage. I have never felt so full and in tune with my sexual demeanour. 10 points for that alone.

I always wash toys from the factory. Prepped myself with another Lovehoney purchase; "Doc Johnson Titanmen The Rumpy" which is amazing at educating your bum muscles, rather than simply filling a hole. Wore/played with it for an hour until I thought I'd give Girthy a go.

The tip is spot on. A gentle intro. The flare on the head made me take it real slow. And then it was in! Eff me! No wincing. A gentle push until I took half of it - that's still a good 5" of flipping fat cock!

Like a fine wine, you don't want to neck this one. Slow considered sips to savour the moment. After 5 minutes I submitted. But I will finish the bottle.

Not for beginners. Over the last 2 years I've enjoyed being on a pegging regime; 6" circumference, 7" circumference. Now 8".

All because I bought a doggy dildo that's 8.25" and cost me £80. It looked like an intriguing butt plug but one of those "above my pay grade" moments.

Mr Girthy is perfect for those seeking fulfilment. I've bought fairly large butt plugs along the way and they scare the crap out of me when my bum hole snaps shut once they are in. Getting them back out is no fun.

This is different. There are no sudden surprises and it trains you in a nice way.

The suction cup could rip tiles off the wall. Please fuck responsibly.

First off this thing is huge so I would only recommend this to people that know they can handle big toys already as the pictures can be deceiving as to how big this monster actually is.

As with all King Cock toys, the detailing on them is probably the best in the business they all look so realistic and this is why I prefer King Cock dildos over other brands. After a long session of using my smaller toys when I finally get to this one and after applying lots of lube, the filling sensation from this is like no other toy I own and it feels amazing.

I love to just sit this toy down on the floor and just slowly ride it until it fills me up completely leaving me a trembling mess. The suction cup is fantastic for such a heavy toy it hasn't fallen off the wall for me yet. If you like them big this toy is for you.

Bought this for ass play.

This is the fourth toy that I've bought that elicited surprised concern when I opened the packaging. And it's almost twice as wide as the first one. This thing is intimidating to look at, it's well made and has a decent taper. It looks wider than a woman's hand and I'm sure it could be a good warmup for that. The penis hole is slightly odd, I guess it looks realistic but it creates a tiny little crater that could be difficult to clean.

Prior to this toy going in, the largest girth I had achieved was 7.24-inch circumference. While this says 8 inches, the head is a little smaller so I thought this would be a good step. After a little warm-up, I stuck King Girthy to a post and slowly backed onto it letting the pressure build slowly. My previous experience near this circumference was a plug so I wasn't sure how this would feel since it doesn't immediately taper down after the initial bulge of the head. Once the tip of the cock slides in it does feel a little like a plug taking seat but instead of tapering down it just slips in deeper and it just keeps coming. It feels amazing, at the right angle I can take almost 7 inches of it and at that depth with a little motion, its got me coming so hard I'm in that place where I can't decide whether to take it out or go deeper, always choose deeper haha. Visibly it doesn't have that noticeable a taper from head to base, but once it's in, you can definitely feel it getting bigger and stretching further. I was pleasantly surprised with how easily this went in and can't wait until I can take it all.

Definitely recommended for the girth fanatics.