Mötley Crüe Too Fast For Love 10 Function Bullet Vibrator

I was overjoyed when I found out I would be testing the Mötley Crüe Too Fast for Love bullet. It was even more joyous when it arrives in a jiffy bag through my letterbox much earlier than expected!

The packaging is fantastic. Normally all that I look for with packaging is for it not to be smutty as it puts me off, but this is really something else! It looks like it should be a new album, not a sex toy! The packaging opens up into a larger version of the front image with Nikki Sixx stealing the show as always. The parental advisory warning on it gave me a good giggle and was also the first thing my husband pointed out. This is definitely packaging I will NOT be throwing away.

The bullet looks as if it's made from metal when it is actually plastic, which isn't a bad thing. It is lovely and smooth with the original Mötley Crüe logo on one side and Too Fast for Love on the other. The high shine chrome effect and the red writing gives it a very rock look!

I used this solo first, I couldn't wait for my husband. It takes a single AAA battery, so I wasn't expecting too much power, but it does give off good vibes for its size.

Just make sure it is a good quality battery. It has 3 speeds and 7 patterns. I'm not usually one for patterns, if I'm honest, but this has a great selection, which I actually enjoy using!

It is so easy to change the functions. One gentle click of the soft button on the base switches it on and keep clicking to cycle through the different speeds and patterns. To switch it off simply press and hold. Easy! As for the noise? What noise?! It's almost silent, even on it highest speed, which is a massive positive for me. I was extremely impressed!

I have also used this with my husband several times now. The tip of the bullet is such a small point it makes localising the vibrations a breeze. We found it easier and more comfortable to use than our wand when it came to using it with other toys. Paired with a G-spot vibrator the sensation was amazing! It builds up a nice slow orgasm that I could really feel from my toes!

It says on the packaging it is 100 per cent waterproof. Our bath together proved it right. It is indeed waterproof which also makes cleaning it super easy.

Was it 'Too Fast For Love'? No it was not. I got lovely slow orgasms from it each and every time. I wouldn't recommend it to the power queens out there, but definitely for those who love a slow built up clitoral orgasm.

Don’t even ask me to tell you just how excited I was when I got a surprise email from the lovely Leanne asking if I would be interested in road testing a couple of products from their exciting new band merch range.

Mötley Crüe have joined Motörhead in what I hope will be a growing trend of rock bands putting their stamp on a collection of vibes for Lovehoney, and I feel totally vindicated that this particular band came next as they had been mentioned in a ‘who’ll be next’ conversation between my OH and I.

Mercifully, gone is the evil packaging of the ripped fingers, and in its place is a neat, fold out cardboard wallet. I won’t go too much more into the wallet, other than to say it folds out into a larger version of the very sexy band pic you can see on the front.

After popping the bullet from its little plastic bubble, I had a fit of déjà vu. Mötley Crüe 10 Function Bullet Vibrator is basically the Lovehoney Magic Bullet wearing a band t-shirt. It’s a cool t-shirt of sleek chrome, with the band name printed in red on the front, and Too Fast for Love printed on the back.

The Too Fast for Love bullet is powered by one AAA battery, and as the product name states, there are 10 functions on offer: three intensities, and seven patterns. I’m not a lover of patterns so I’ve stuck to the constant speeds whenever I’ve used it.

My OH absolutely loves this bullet. His favourite use for it is during oral sex: I’ll either tickle his sensitive bits while I go down on him, or I hold the bullet against my cheek so that my whole mouth buzzes around his cock. We both prefer weaker vibes like the Mötley Crüe bullet for this, as he gets less pleasure from powerful rumbles, and stronger vibes make my teeth hurt. I don’t mind a bit of buzz-numbed cheek, though.

For myself, I have to be really in the mood to reach orgasm with anything that vibrates on the same buzzy level as the Mötley Crüe bullet, but surprisingly, I did manage to climax using it on its own on its second outing. I just kept it on the second constant speed and, pointing the tip down, I stroked the first inch of the 3.5 inch length back and forth over my clit. I lay there for ages, but I did come, so that’s a good thing, though I haven’t managed it since.

The Too Fast for Love bullet is made from ABS plastic and is 100% waterproof, so it can be taken in the bath or shower if you want. I’m not really into playing in the bath, so I’m just pleased that I can wash mine in a sink or soapy water after use. There isn’t any kind of storage bag included, which is kinda obvious given the minimal packaging, so you’ll need to buy one separately.

Those who don’t need very powerful or rumbly vibrations will likely get on with this toy. It’s petite, discreet, and simple to use. The bullet feels slightly chunkier to me than most, but I don’t know if that’s because of the flattened end where the single push button control is. Many bullets are rounded there, so that could be it.

Bottom line is, even though I’m not a lover of the vibes they put out, I’ve fallen in love with these bullets and vibes purely for their novelty value, even the Motörhead one that I didn’t really get on with at first. I’d love to see Lovehoney release a new band range every year from now until I die because I’ll definitely but my fave pair from each set.

If there was ever a band that deserved their own range of vibrators, it's Motley Crue. They might be getting on a bit now, but their reputation for hedonism and a love of girls (girls, girls) remains.

The classic bullet design, with 'Motley Crue' emblazoned on one side and 'Too fast for love' on the other, suits the band's image. I can imagine early 90s Tommy Lee whipping this out in some debauched orgy I wish I had been involved in. The design would suit any gender, but it is probably best suited to those who don't like overly girly toys.

Just like the design, the functions don't break the mould. The three speeds and seven patterns are more than sufficient though. I'm not really one for patterns, so I stick to the three continuous speeds. The vibrations are quite buzzy, but I've come to expect that from toys in this price range. I am very easily numbed by toys, so I can only use it for about ten minutes, but other people probably won't have this problem.

Being small, it can easily be incorporated into sex, used with a dildo or thrown into an overnight bag. It's also really light, so if your joints are a bit creaky, like mine (and probably like Motley's these days...), it won't cause you any issues.

Once lubed up, the smooth casing easily glides across my body. It can get a bit slippery, but that's to be expected. If it does slip out of your hands, it will probably escaped unscathed. I've dropped it on the floor a few times and it hasn't broken or chipped.

I have the Motörhead bullet and, as far as I can tell, they are the same. If you already have the Motörhead bullet, I wouldn't bother buying the Motley Crue one unless you are a Motley fan. The simple but effective black and white packaging with red flashes makes it a great gift to give to a Motley fan. I am going to be buying one for my sister.

If you are a Motley fan, buy this now! It's the most appropriate piece of Motley Crue memorabilia I can imagine. If you aren't, it's still a good low to mid range vibrator but you are probably paying for the branding.