Maro Kawaii 8 Function Rotating Tongue Clitoral and G-Spot Vibrator

Living in an environment where quiet, discreet toys are somewhat of a necessity, I can happily say that this toy ticks all the right boxes! It must have ticked all her boxes too as she dropped the box and some lube straight into her bag when it was time for her to go home - and she never has sex toys at her place!

First of all, the packaging is lovely and is very elegant in it's simplicity. When the sleeve is removed from the box, you couldn't tell that the box contained a sex toy. So if you did happen to accidentally leave it laying about, no one would know!

The toy itself is an absolute wonder. It's very gorgeous to touch and doesn't have the horrid smell that new sex toys usually have.

It has eight different functions, all of which are fun in their own way. To find out what function my girlfriend would love to try first, I tried all eight functions on her sensitive areas and once she found one she loved, she wouldn't give the toy back!

Her only complaint, however, was that the toy is slightly too short and wasn't hitting the right spots for her when she was laying on her back. She changed position and got onto her hands and knees, where the toy certainly found the right spot!

Her knees were buckling, she was moaning wildly and she was orgasming in barely two minutes! She's never been able to orgasm using a vibrator before so that gives this bonus points!

This little beauty is impressively quiet too. In fact, when it was being used you could barely hear the toy. The bedroom fan and her moaning completely covered the sound.

As a fun little tip, the box comes with a small image guide for other ways to use the toy, both for him and her. Gently using the toy on the nipples is a fantastic way to get the other half squirming and pleading for more!

To test if this toy really was as quiet as claimed, I put the toy on its loudest setting and left it to vibrate on the bed as I left the room and by the time I'd even got to the door I could barely hear it! Once the door was closed, there was no way you would know that there's a vibrator going crazy behind that door. Superb!

This is USB charged and luckily mine came fully charged, so after a quick clean, it's ready to use immediately. The charge seems to last for a while. We've used it a couple of times now and I've not had to charge it.

The instructions say that this toy takes around 2 hours to fully charge. After letting the battery drain and then charging it, I can say that that's roughly correct, although I couldn't give an exact time for who long it took. One complaint, however, is that the charging cable is very short.

This toy does everything it says on the tin and has left both of us extremely happy. If you're looking for a small, yet powerful, gorgeous looking, quiet vibrator, then do not hesitate to try this out!

I agree with Stitch, this product is dreadful.

It does rotate, it's easy to clean, it's made of nice material, but what is the point when it doesn't feel good?

I experimented for ages with this, and came to the conclusion that the best use of this vibe is for anal stimulation. And, to be honest, I wouldn't recommend it for that. There are much better anal vibes out there. Vaginally and clitorally it did nothing for me whatsoever, and I'm really not someone that usually struggles to orgasm.

I'm sending it back.

I've been shopping at Femplay for 9 years and have found them wonderful, but decided to try Lovehoney because they have a better range. First off, Lovehoney's delivery was faster than I expected and the packaging was definitely discreet.

It is the product that's the problem. When I saw the pictures I was sceptical, but when I clicked the video, I was sold. I'm a power princess but sometimes I like to have a slow build-up and this looked like just the thing to tease me into orgasm.

When I opened the package I was impressed. The box is a nice, nondescript white that is small enough to store anywhere, and the feel of the toy was lovely and smooth to the touch.

The first thing you notice is that when you turn it on it is LOUD. I have a high-powered massive rabbit with rotating beads and head that made less noise. It's the noisiest toy I've ever owned and impossible to mask.

The second thing you notice is you have to cycle through the different settings. I have toys that do this and it's never been a problem. You find your favourite setting and head straight for it when in use. But in this case it brings me to my main point: it sucks.

The settings that have vibrations don't vibrate long enough and are almost all buzz. The rotation should feel wicked on the clit but instead is just annoying. I'm serious, I've never been so annoyed with a sex toy before, I didn't know it was possible.

Okay, so I thought, I'll insert it and surely its crazy rotating will eventually stimulate my G-spot, right? Wrong. No sensation whatsoever. No, that's not true. There was boredom. The kind that makes you start contemplating gun laws and whether they'll make an exception for sex toy homicide.

Okay, I said, so maybe I just haven't found the right spot. I spent So. Much. Time applying this everywhere inside and outside. I played with angles, pinpoint, laying it sideways, pressure, time. The cycle setting held the most promise, but just when you think you might be able to get off if it keeps going for say 5 minutes (generous), it restarts and the majority of the cycle is boring enough to turn you off.

Do you know how wrong it is to be tapping the bed in impatience when you have a sex toy in your hands? Do you?

In the end I was soaking wet downstairs, which was amusing since so very little of the experience evoked any sense of pleasure, and arousing was not a word I'd ever use. I have concluded my vagina became depressed and it was wet from tears of sadness. I pulled out a 'never fail' toy and wanted it over with. But thanks to this toy mucking around down there I was unable to orgasm for the first time.

I thought that despite its dubious appearance it would have a good personality. I was so very wrong. Not even worth a quarter of the price.