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    1. Lapdance Side Tie Thong

      Average customer review 0.5 out of 5 stars1 review

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      1. Lapdance Side Tie Thong

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    1. Product Description

      Lap up the attention in this striptease-perfect thong. With easy-to-untug tie sides and an oh-so-skimpy design that puts your peachy cheeks centre stage, they're outrageously sexy. Now you just need to pick the perfect tune to shake your booty to.

      Key Features:

      • Tie-side thong to show off your bum
      • Functioning hip ties make it incredibly easy to remove
      • Tanga-style sides elongate your legs
      • Stretch fabric is soft and comfortable
      • Perfect for sexy stripteases and lap dances

    Lapdance Size Chart

    1. Lapdance Size UK Dress size Bust Cup Size Waist Hips
      One Size  6 - 16 32" -36" B/C 24" - 28" 34" - 38"
      One Size Queen  18 - 20 32" - 36" D/DD 30" - 40" 39" - 48"


      Lapdance Size US Dress size Bust Cup Size Waist Hips
      One Size  2 - 10 32" -36" B/C 24" - 28" 34" - 38"
      One Size Queen  12 - 18 32" - 36" D/DD 30" - 40" 39" - 48"



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    1. Customer Reviews

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    1. Side Tie Thong

      Reviewed: 28 October 2013 by littlebox, a Straight Going Steady Female

      I'm not overly impressed with the Lapdance Side Tie Thong. It says it's one size but it looked terrible on me and I'm only a 10-12 in bottoms.

      Even though it is a tie side, which lets it fit whatever size hips you have, the actual part that covers your fanny is literally tiny. Anyone that is over a size 8, don't buy it as you'll end up with a thong that only covers half of your fanny and leaves you with a terrible camel toe! Not sexy!

      Also, you'll have to be completely bare to wear this thing too as, like I said, it really doesn't cover much. It looks fine from the back but just not from the front.

      The material is silky and elastic but this just doesn't make up for the sizing/look!

      Overall, don't buy it unless you're stick thin or have an other half that has a thing for camel toes haha!

    2. Overall Rating
      1 out of 10 stars
      Size, coverage/shape.
      Bottom line
      No, no, no!
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