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    1. Chocolate Willy

      Average customer review 3 out of 5 stars7 reviews

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      1. Chocolate Willy

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    1. Product Description

      Now here's something to get your teeth into. More than a mouthful of succulent milk chocolate penis to savour at your leisure. Practise your sultry technique or just gnash his head off!

      The Chocolate Willy is 4 inches in length and chocolate all the way through (ie. it's not hollow!).

      Ingredients: Milk Chocolate, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Whey Powder, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Vanilin. Cocoa solids 32% minimum. Milk solids 14% minimum.

      Please Note: This product contains milk and soya and has been produced in a factory that handles wheat, nuts, peanuts and eggs.

    1. Customer Reviews

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    1. Provocative and tasty

      Reviewed: 27 May 2007 by classy_kerry

      This is a milk chocolate penis!

      It's really tasty and not the usual sickly cheap chocolate. It tastes like an expensive luxurious chocolate and doesn't melt too quickly.

      I used it to provoke my fella. He sat there watching me run my tongue around the tip and down the length, stopping for the odd suck or slurp. By the time I had 'eaten' it my boyfriend was hard and begging to give me a replacement.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      It's an amazing sex tool!
      There is no way you can eat it with a man around
      Bottom line
      If you want a sexy night in with out having to beg, just have a suck on one of these in front of your man! he will melt quicker than the chocolate
    3. 3 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Chocolate fun

      Reviewed: 14 September 2009 by kryptonite, a Straight Going Steady Female

      I love chocolate, and I'm pretty keen on willies too, so when I saw this I just had to have it.

      It's such a good way to tease a man and give him a sneak peek at what's in store later... my other half loved it!

      The actual chocolate isn't the best but it's not disgusting cheap chocolate either, and it still tastes delicious when you eventually get down to eating it!

    2. Overall Rating
      8 out of 10 stars
      Great tease!
      It's not the highest quality chocolate.
      Bottom line
      Fantastic way to tease him.
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    1. Fun but I'd rather have a bar of Galaxy!

      Reviewed: 09 July 2007 by OA Scrumptious

      This is great fun as a novelty but don't be fooled into thinking it's going to taste as yummy as a bar of Galaxy Chocolate!

      It's well packaged in a clear sturdy(ish) box that helps to keep it in one piece and looks good but shame the taste didn't live up to expectations. We got one for a friends hen night and had it out on the on the table in the restaurant. It did help to break the ice and got everyone chatting to each other - comparing the chocolate fella against their own partners! lots of fun and highly recommended for a girls night in or out - not that good as a snack though.

    2. Overall Rating
      8 out of 10 stars
      Fun - gets people chatting - looks good, well packaged
      doesn't taste that nice
      Bottom line
      great novelty - perfect for a hen night
    3. 2 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
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