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    1. Limpy 8 Inch Soft Packing Dildo

      Average customer review 4 out of 5 stars17 reviews

      8 flaccid inches? Now that's an impressive package. Position this soft and floppy packer in your underwear and enjoy the gorgeous look of a big bulge in your pants. With a soft flat base, Limpy is comfortable for prolonged wear and entirely skin safe.

      £16.99

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      1. Limpy 8 Inch Soft Packing Dildo

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    1. Product Description

      8 flaccid inches? Now that's an impressive package. Position this soft and floppy packer in your underwear and enjoy the gorgeous look of a big bulge in your pants. With a soft flat base, Limpy is comfortable for prolonged wear and entirely skin safe.

      Get the effect of a soft and floppy penis with this delightful packing dildo. Made from TPE for an authentic texture, the limp 8 inch dick is realistic from its pronounced head to its squishy balls.

      Key Features:

      • Large, 8 inch long realistic limp penis with balls
      • Soft, squashy and unsuitable for penetration
      • Perfect for increasing the size of your package
      • Natural looking shaft, head and balls
      • 100% flexible to create a convincing bulge
    1. How it measures up

      • Base type: Flat
      • Circumference: 4.25 inches
      • Length: 8 inches
    2. How it feels

      • Contains latex: No
      • Contains phthalates: No
      • Flexibility: Floppy
      • Material: Realistic Feel
      • Waterproof: Submersible
    3. Essential info

      • Harness Compatible: No
      • Has balls: Yes

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    2. Limpy Packer Large

      A fabulous limp dick that you can place in your trousers to give you the appearance of a fuller, thicker and more satisfying package. Use it to enhance or create your manhood, or even as a novelty gift to dance, fondle and play with.

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    1. Customer Reviews

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      1. Limpy 8 Inch Soft Packing Dildo
      2. Limpy 8 Inch Soft Packing Dildo

        £16.99

        Hurry! This discontinued item won't be restocked!

    1. I love how it slides down my throat

      Reviewed: 19 November 2017 by SpireOfDesire, a Bisexual Single Male

      A hard cock or hard dildo just doesn't go down so easy as Mr. Limpy. Frankly, I didn't buy it for packing but for sucking.

      It's practically an identical twin to my own when mine is hard, so packing it would be overkill.

      I was not disappointed. It feels a bit sticky in my hands, or anywhere on my skin, but I like to squeeze and fondle it anyway. I like to lick the head before I plunge it down my oesophagus and squeeze it with throat muscles as I swallow.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      It tickles the esophageal clitoris of myth and legend.
      Cons
      The stickiness is a minor drawback that approaches insignificance.
      Bottom line
      It's a master masseuse for my gullet.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. A lot to handle

      Reviewed: 24 April 2014 by Heatherxo, a Bisexual Going Steady Female

      Amazing fun to just squeeze and grab. The realistic feel is amazing and can start off foreplay with your partner easily.

      My partner loves to wear it around the house and whenever the mood takes us, leading up to sex.

      The size is good and feels comfortable. This is by far the closest toy to the real thing I've ever had.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The size, squishy, stretchy, very flexible.
      Cons
      Smell at first.
      Bottom line
      Worth it!
    3. 2 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Limpy Packer Large

      Reviewed: 31 January 2014 by italianlover

      The ladies look at my new bulge, even the ones that are older enough to my grandmother. I love the feeling when they just stop talking and gasp.

      I now know how John Falcon feels, lucky man. I just wish it was my real one.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The feeling of it against my leg, better than your own.
      Cons
      Didn't smell like others did.
      Bottom line
      Great but you wish yours is just as big.
    3. 3 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes