Average Joe Charles The Professor Realistic 6 Inch Dildo

I wanted a dildo with a suction cup and the Average Joe range seemed a good place to start. Not only did it have the suction cup I was after, it was realistic (again, a first for me) and I quite liked the idea this one was called 'The Professor'.

I have read a short story in the book 'Yes, Sir' about a Professor, which is what made me opt for this dildo over the others in the range and I was pleasantly surprised by the 'Profile' information on the back on the packaging that paints a very pretty picture of Charles himself - a saucy lecturer of Classical Sculpture! This isn't essential to the enjoyment of the dildo I guess, but I did enjoy it as an added extra and I refer to this dildo as 'Charles' now, rather than my usual naming which goes along the lines of "the pink bendy one"!

There was a slight rubbery smell to him, but this really wasn't as bad as some other toys I've bought where I've literally had to 'air' them for days before using them.

He feels firm, but with a bit of give when you grip him hard. The shaft is flexible enough to be comfortable, but firm enough to enjoy! I really like the pronounced head - a feature that not all of my real life partners have had, so it's nice to have a toy like this. As this is my first 'realistic' dong, it's the first experience I've had of a toy with balls and this does add a little je ne sais quoi!

The suction cup has worked well on my chairs, table and bathroom tiles, I just hope it lasts. Because of the balls, it's easy to grip when using it away from a surface. It has sustained some marks (from my nails I think) which hasn't happened to me before, but maybe that is because it's a softer 'real feel' material. All I'm saying is if you want him to remain pristine, treat him more gently than I have!

Charles is apparently harness-compatible too!

Overall he is a lot of fun to use and more realistic feeling than I had expected him to be. Being waterproof and having a suction cup means I can get lots of use out of him whatever I'm in the mood for.

The shape and size is spot on for 'every day use' and I think that if you were thinking of buying your first dildo, you couldn't go far wrong with this one.