1. munkytactics's review of Lovehoney Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator and Accessories

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      1. Lovehoney Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator and Accessories
      2. munkytactics's review of Lovehoney Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator and Accessories

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    1. A Sqweely good birthday

      Reviewed: 21 August 2010 by munkytactics

      Bought this for my lady as a birthday present. As per usual, delivery was exceptionally fast, and my first impressions were good. The Sqweel comes in a presentation tin and looking at it makes you feel as if you've bought a special edition version of the product. The packaging made it ideal for a giving as a gift.

      The device opens up intuitively, the battery compartment is easy to access, and changing the batteries was straightforward, although taking out the lowest and most awkward of the batteries required fingernails. It's a shame that the sqweel needs AAA, as opposed to AA batteries. I would have preferred if it was rechargable like some of the other products on the market at the moment. These are minor issues however... on to the review.

      On her birthday, I waited until the timing was right and gave her present. Immediately she was exited (exacerbated no doubt by the fact I had just performed oral on her), and she wanted to try it as much I did.

      Don't forget the lube when using the Sqweel. It's not necessarily needed, but things will go a lot smoother with it. I found the best way to apply the lube was to put some in your hand, and then get the Sqweel to lap it up as it rotates.

      Judging by the look on my lady's face, her first impressions seemed to be very good. I found she enjoyed it more when I moved the sqweel up and down slowly along her clitoris. I started on the lowest of the three speed settings, and before long she wanted me to increase the speed. Shortly after, she wanted to go up to the fastest setting. I'm not going to lie, the Sqweel is very loud when on the highest setting, although I don't believe this to be a big problem because your lady is likely to be just as loud when using it. After five to ten minutes of using the Sqweel on her she came to orgasm and I have never heard her scream quite that loudly. She said it was one of the best orgasms she had ever had. This product is ideal for foreplay, because as a result of me using it on her, she wanted me inside her, and thanks to the lube on the Sqweel, the resulting sex was easy to get going and very good for both of us.

      Cleaning was suprisingly easy. With the tongues spinning at such speed, I expected the inside of the swqeel to be covered in lube and juices. When I opened it up, it was more or less clean already, and a simple wipe round with a soapy finger quickly did the job. Towel dry, job done.

      Overall, I think the Sqweel is a great product. My lady definitely recommends it, and can't wait to use it again and again. I've never seen anything else like this on the market, and given my lady's reaction to its charms, I would have to say it really is a revolution in orgasms. I've never seen her enjoy a vibrator as much as she enjoyed the Sqweel.

      Bottom line: If you feel like giving your lady a screaming orgasm like never before, your tongue simply could never move this fast. Get a Sqweel, and get your lady squealing almost as loudly as the Sqweel itself!

    2. Overall Rating
      9 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Easy to use, easy to clean, screaming orgasms.
      Cons
      AAA batteries, very loud at highest speeds.
      Bottom line
      If you like oral sex, this will blow your mind, albeit loudly.
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