Bubble wrap and ice pack - how would you make a fake vagina?

by Lovehoney

on 7 Apr 2011

A typical day in the life at Lovehoney can often lead to unusual and unusually entertaining conversations and to equally unusual parts of the Internet. Currently we're stroking our chins over how best to make fake vaginas and marvelling at the ingenuity displayed by people who have had similar thoughts.

The classic site Home Made Sex Toys has a great article on how to make a Fleshlight style masturbator, which is quite possibly the best use of an empty Pringles tube we've ever seen.

"When stored with the lid on, the homemade flashlight can be conveniently camouflaged as an innocent can of potato chips," says the site. Yes, camouflaged right up to the moment that your mum comes round and reaches for the pre-dinner nibbles…

Over at Steady Health there's a fantastic thread which details how to turn a towel and a rubber glove into an uncannily realistic fake vagina. It does sound fantastically complicated though. I know I'm biased, but I would suggest that treating yourself to a male sex toy from Lovehoney is a lot less hassle (and, dare I say it, a lot more fun).

But it's great to see someone pitch in with some great, succinct advice: "Bubble wrap and ice pack quite good"

Meanwhile the Sex Toy Scientist has a video on his YouTube channel showing how to make a Fleshlight-style toy. The Masterchef-meets-Brainiac demonstration is mightily impressive, not least because he's doing everything one-handed (because he's holding the camera with the other hand, potty brain). With nigh-on 700,000 views it's obviously a topic that there's a lot of interest in…


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Originally published on 7 Apr 2011. Updated on 5 Aug 2020