6 Discreet Sex Toys for Guys

6 Discreet Sex Toys for Guys

by Audrey Andrews

on 27 Mar 2019

6 Discreet Sex Toys for Guys

Sex toys aren't meant for just one particular gender or sexuality – they're for everyone!

But not every man wants an enormous strap-on or a realistic butt lying around his abode; some guys like to keep their sex toy preferences on the down-low.

Here are 6 discreet sex toys for guys, with tons more for you to choose from.

      BASICS Comfort Stretchy Cock Ring

      1. BASICS Comfort Stretchy Cock Ring


      This might just be the most discreet sex toy of all time.

      To the uninitiated, this is a mere rubber ring.

      To those who know better, this skin-safe rubber ring is the BASICS Comfort Stretchy Cock Ring.

      It works by gently constricting your member and discouraging blood from leaving the penis, which helps erection strength and staying power.

      Simply apply a generous amount of water-based lubricant to your erect penis and slide this BASICS ring down to the base of your shaft.

      Hot Octopuss Pocket PULSE Solo Vibrating Male Masturbator

      2. Hot Octopuss PULSE III Solo Vibrating Male Masturbator


      This pocket rocket fits in the palm of your hand. It's just as well, because that's where all the solo-action takes place.

      The Hot Octopuss PULSE III Male Masturbator is a lightweight, portable toy for guys.

      It's a smaller, subtler guybrator that's USB rechargeable. Who doesn't love a rechargeable sex toy?

      The flexible arms can cope with trouser snakes of all shapes and sizes, whether they be rock-hard and ready or not.

      Enjoy the 5 vibration speeds using one hand or both, in the water or on dry land.

      A dynamite guybrator that's both powerful and discreet – what more could a lad ask for?

      Lovehoney Head Master Double Texture Blow Job Stroker

      3. Lovehoney Head Master Double Texture Blow Job Stroker


      Good things come in small packages and boy, does this stroker come in a small package...

      Measuring just 2.5 inches in length, the Lovehoney Head Master Double Texture Blow Job Stroker is a versatile sex toy with a lot to offer.

      Twin-textured for sizzling sensations, this small stroker puts you on the receiving end of an instant blow-job upgrade.

      The giver simply lubes up the stroker and slides it down the shaft while giving some lip service – or use during solo-play.

      You're the master-bater of your own destiny!

      10 Function Extra Quiet Posable Silicone Anal Beads

      4. 10 Function Extra Quiet Posable Silicone Anal Beads


      10 functions and extra quiet. Where do I sign up?!

      Sure, these anal beads aren't exclusively for gentlemen (all genders can enjoy anal play) but they certainly deserve a place on this list.

      You get 8.5 inches of insertable length to pose as you please, and the single press-button function means that a sweet vibrating sensation is just a click away.

      These vibrating silicone anal beads are extra discreet, so that your play stays on a need-to-know basis.

      If you're a bloke who loves his bottom, these beads are for you!

      THRUST Pro Ultra Zoey Realistic Vagina

      6. THRUST Pro Ultra Zoey Realistic Vagina


      Guys, meet Zoey – the super-tight, realistic vagina masturbator.

      She may be small, with an internal length of 6 inches, but don't be fooled. Zoey has all the hallmarks of the real deal.

      With a super-discreet and easy-grip case on the outside and scintillating texture on the inside, Zoey also has room for a bullet vibrator in her base so you can supercharge your play.

      Which toy is your personal favourite?

Audrey Andrews is a blogger for Lovehoney. In her spare time she loves to do craft, but would not advise knitting your own condoms.

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Originally published on 27 Mar 2019. Updated on 5 Aug 2020