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    1. Happy Kitty Personal Massager

      Average customer review 2.5 out of 5 stars2 reviews

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      1. Happy Kitty Personal Massager

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    1. Product Description

      UK exclusive! A unique personal massager with totally new action designed to give exquisite vaginal and clitoral stimulation. Uses a sucking and teasing action to deliver unique feelings and powerful orgasms. Keep your kitty happy!

      The 'FloVibe' technology uses a push-pull motion to create suction, and the sensation is entirely different from regular vibrators, both gentle and stimulating at the same time. "It's more like oral sex than what you have come to expect from this sort of device" said one tester.

      The soft pink silicone stimulator operates at a variety of speeds, easily controlled with the massager's buttons.

      Mode 1 - Long pull, long push, a slow and relaxed movement.

      Mode 2 - Short pull, long push, more energy with a longer pause

      Mode 3 - Long, long, short, long, a cha-cha-cha of movement

      Happy Kitty is water resistant, so you can use it in the shower, but make sure you dry it completely after use.

      Supplied with a neat carry case for storage or taking your Happy Kitty Massager on your travels!

      Each Happy Kitty includes the following:

      Happy Kitty Playful Personal Massager

      Four AAA alkaline batteries

      Three Cleaning Wipes

      Travel Bag

      Instruction Manual

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    1. Customer Reviews

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    1. Unlike anything else I've tried before. Amazing!!!

      Reviewed: 08 May 2006 by moaning_lisa, a Straight Married Female

      I purchased a Happy Kitty as part of a pre-sale that the manufacturer did, so I've got one of the first ones that were ever made. It is very different looking than your common vibrator, and it works in a very different way too. Instead of just vibrating, there is a soft round part that moves in and out. You can control both the speed and the pattern of the motion with three buttons. The moving part is surrounded by a soft ring, so when it pulls in, it starts sucking, and then it presses into you when it comes back out.

      The effect is so different than anything else that I've tried before, and is probably the most similar to having someone give me oral pleasure.

      It is small, and easy to hold, and the best thing is that no matter how long I use it, I can still feel my fingers and my clit stays sensitive too, much better than any of those buzzing vibrators that I've used before.

    2. Overall Rating
      8 out of 10 stars
      Many speeds and patterns. The sensation is different and fantastic, a must try.
      It can take some time to learn how to use it to get the best feeling.
      Bottom line
      A unique experience unlike anything out there.
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    1. Very underwhelming

      Reviewed: 04 August 2006 by dkuchta5

      I'm always looking for new toys for my wife and I to try. This one seemed very different so I thought we'd give it a try. At $100 it was more expensive than others we'd bought, but people were saying good things about it so, what the heck.

      Its very small and comes with no instructions for its actual use. The manual only covers what the controls do and does not have any suggestions for how to get the most pleasure out of it. After trying it several different ways, all my wife could say is, "hmmmph". For her, the sensation was very slight and not at all erotic. I realize that different people have different levels of sensitivity to stimulation, but I think you'd have to be extremely sensitive to get much out of this.

      For us, it was a waste of a perfectly good hudred dollar bill!

    2. Overall Rating
      1 out of 10 stars
      Extremely mild stimulation
      Bottom line
      Save your money.
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