King Cock Mega Girthy Realistic Brown Suction Cup Dildo 14 Inch

So, I actually bought this product in May. And only within the last week have been able to get it properly inside my behind, so it’s a bit of a monster put it that way!

So I ordered this because I’m training my ass up for taking bigger things and fisting as I’ve enjoyed doing that to other guys over the years. I had managed to get used to a toy with a 9 inch circumference beforehand, so thought 10 inch around would be the next good step.

Well when I got this thing I was absolutely shocked. I mean obviously it looked big on the pics, but I didn’t expect it to be this gigantic and I thought it looks so much thicker than my other toy that is has to be thicker than 10 inches around. After working my way up to it, I couldn’t get past the tip no matter how much I tried and over more days of trying it was painful when it did go in!

So I got the measuring tape out, the shaft is 10 inches around, but as you can see from the pictures, the bellend on this thing is a lot thicker and in fact measured 11 inches around! This of course explains why I couldn’t take this thing. I really do think the manufacturer needs to quote it as 11 inches thick and I think the current girth stats are misleading.

Now I may sound like I’m being a negative Nancy here, but I decided that my aim was still to get this thing inside me without it hurting. So I did end up ordered a toy a friend of mine had (which he said was 10 inches wide realistically) and after my hole had got used to that, I decided to revisit this toy.

And oh my god I am so so happy I did. I no longer feel regret for purchasing this thing as I love it dearly now. The feeling of utter bliss when that thing is inside my hole now it is better prepared for it is unmatched. I am literally orgasming the whole time it is in me (and my neighbours likely now hate me for the noises I make using it..). The material feels amazing and the suction cup is tremendous considering the weight of it. In fact the suction cup is so good it’s actually a two-hand job to get it removed!

So to conclude, this toy does give you the most amazing sensory feelings and if you are a man or woman who is already a pro at taking gigantic things you will 10.000% love it and it is a must have for your collection.

If you're working your way up to big toys. I would strongly suggest finding another toy that is 10 inches or very close to it around realistically as the bellend is, so thick this toy is much wider.

Once again I wanted to go bigger and better!

After purchasing the Goethe below this that was really great I thought I’d step it up to this! And wow! What a step up! I was blown away! It was massive. I was completely speechless but excited for the evening's endeavours!

Used several sizes to work up to this and couldn’t get past the tip! It was amazing though and would highly recommend Lovehoney enjoy lubricant to help you along! And really really take your time! Trust me, it’s worth it!

This thing is absurd. You will need a lot of warming up and then some more. And then maybe you'll get the tip in.

I am yet to even get close to getting it in. I ain't no quitter though.

If all else fails. Use it on an intruder for a weapon.

Do not buy this until you have conquered the the closest to this toy's dimensions you can find... and then definitely buy this!

I am actually struggling to find the words here and now a good 45 minutes after tacking this absolute beast.

You will definitely need at least twice as much lube than you think you’ll need and probably twice the free time too, and it will all be worth it.

This is the most intense experience I’ve ever had and I’m both terrified and uncontrollably excited about taking it on again.

This thing is truly huge. With the previous purchase being the shorter version. I was believing that the measurements would match up.

To my pleasant surprise, it had much more girth to the head and shaft. The amount of fulfilment is unsurpassed.

A welcomed challenge for this advanced user. A definite must-buy for anyone who is a size king or queen.