1. Tiger Dick's review of UPRIZE Remote Control Purple Erecting Realistic Dildo Vibrator 6 Inch

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      1. UPRIZE Remote Control Purple Erecting Realistic Dildo Vibrator 6 Inch
      2. Tiger Dick's review of UPRIZE Remote Control Purple Erecting Realistic Dildo Vibrator 6 Inch

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    1. No flies on the Uprize

      Reviewed: 23 October 2017 by Tiger Dick, a Straight Married Male

      We had the good fortune to be selected as secret testers for the Uprize, a magnificent rechargeable mechanical 8” dildo that can be used as a suction mounted item or with a harness for strap-on fun.

      Presented as a flaccid penis and testicles, switching this on, it literary comes to life, and what an impressive life it has, as it majestically stands proud ready for action. It is quite pale in colour and there was no significant smell to it, with the silicon being pleasant to touch, nice and smooth.

      We shared this testing experience with another couple, who we love to play with. They, like us, were wowed by the sheer sight of this beast, toy seems such an inadequate noun, as it delivers a powerful erection and 7 distinctive vibrations. It has to be said, it looks huge and both women wondered if it would prove too big, it wasn't.

      All functions can be activated on the unit itself, or via a remote control, which proved a popular option for the guys watching on and pressing the buttons, as the ladies got busy. It is a pretty heavy unit, and the suction base wasn't great in staying in the harness (that can be purchased separately) and this was alleviated in either holding it in place or stretching the harness mounting band around the balls and over the “pubic bone” part, this did a better job.

      The suction cup worked well, sticking fast to a worktop, and seemingly immovable, unless you use the release tag on the base.

      In the harness, the unit is pretty easy to access the buttons that control it, less so when having to adapt the harness to anchor it securely, but the remote does alleviate this to a large degree, and the remote it has to be said, when mastered works well, the range is pretty good too.

      The vibrations were strong and the various patterns offered a variety that most would enjoy. It isn't the quietest of toys, the erection action proving to add a distinctive tone that adds drama to what is literary unfolding before your eyes. The vibration mode sound levels are about that of a standard vibrator. The charging of the Uprize is via a USB cable and the power remained in excess of an hour and is still working. It was charged over-night, so we are unsure of the actual charging time that is required to reach full capacity.

      Cleaning is easy enough everywhere easily accessible and straightforward to wipe with cleaner, without any areas that could harbour germs.

      As a big toy, Lovehoney water-based lube was used to good effect, and no issues or dramas were experienced. It has been tested in the shower holding firm on a tiled wall and the water didn't have any adverse effect on the operation. The remote, having been modified to make work didn't appear to be water-tight so wasn't used here but with integral buttons on the unit itself, proved to be just as effectively joyous.

      So to conclude, this is a great toy, lots of fun to use, versatile for couples and group play, but with the added bonus of being good for solo play also. It delivers on power and matches the expectations that the visual aesthetic appeal of this unit asks.

      All users, have enjoyed their experiences using this and its fair to say weren't left wanting.

      As potentially intimidating this appears, once in use, this is superseded by great waves of pleasure and smiles all around.

    2. Overall Rating
      9 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Plus points - performance matches expectations, battery life, rechargeable, remote performance and versatility
      Cons
      Minus points – Remote battery stability
      Bottom line
      Fantastic toy for solo, or moresome fun that offers versatility and performance
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