tokidoki x Lovehoney Justice Bullet Vibrator

Man, really, this is the cutest bullet I've ever seen. I'm pretty sure the rest of the collection is just as cute, but the fact that the little figurine printed on it looks like a manga version of The Flash from the DC Comics makes it even cuter, being a fan of DC comics.

Anyway, long story short: I received this itty bitty bullet as a secret tester - thanks, Leanne, for the opportunity - and when I received the email notification that I would be getting this and I read the description, I admit I was a little put off by the label "single speed". I feared I would be getting a beginner toy, something with barely there vibrations that wouldn't do much for me except making me giddy because of its cuteness, but I'll talk about the design later.

Well, all my doubts were vanquished the very moment I slipped an AAA battery in and pushed the control button. This little thing is a wolf in sheep's clothing, it packs a mean punch and the vibration is strong and man it's amazing. No patterns to choose from, no three-speed selection like most bullets, just one. Push the button and you're thrown straight on the stairway to heaven. Or better, the highway to hell, considering the sinful nature of this toy.

To make a comparison, if you're familiar with the Mötley Crϋe range or even better the Lovehoney Magic Bullet (I think they are the same, only with a different chassis), it's way stronger than the strongest vibration pattern you get on those two bullets. It's actually closer to a regular vibrator sensation, those that are powered with three AAA batteries or more. Anyway, more voltage, more power, usually.

And technically there's not much more to say, it has a very simple push button on the top, it's not pointed but it has a cylindrical shape with a blunt tip that doesn't convey a pinpointed sensation but rather a broader one. It's shaped roughly like the Tracey Cox Supersex Bullet. Personally, I've loved to use the rounded edge of the tip for stimulation, but using the broader tip was a more than welcome novelty for me, as I didn't own any bullet with this shape before.

Now, let's talk about the graphic design because that alone is absolutely brilliant. tokidoki is a Japanese-inspired brand of toys, clothing and other general goods with bright coloured designs that appeal to the child inside of everyone, only with an adult twist. The brand is split into different lines of characters, each with their characteristics and design. It's a little bit of a genius way to put the Hello Kitty type of design into more adult situations. Like this one.

The bullet comes in a cardboard sleeve with a transparent plastic part that shows the bullet itself surrounded by other cute characters. On the back, there's a brief description of the toy. Easy peasy, but it's absolutely a treat for those who like tokidoki or simply like the design without being a fan of the brand.

Highly recommended to people that have a fair experience with bullets, most of all powerful ones because really, it's strong. And it could put off beginners because it's so strong!

Didn’t you hear? There is a new hero in town. The reports are in and everyone is talking about it. I hear you clamouring: ‘Shadow! Who is this masked stranger making pleasure available for anyone?’ Well, his name is a mystery, but he’s been dubbed Justice’s Bullet by the media. I am intimately involved with him, so gather up and I can give you an exclusive account of all that you have been dying to know about our mysterious champion. Step aside Superman, there’s a new kid on the block!

They say that Justice is blind, which is a pity as it means this little guy will never get to see how cute he really is. But much like Daredevil he has never let lacking a sense stop him from achieving his goal; in this case to make orgasms available to all who desire them, a noble mission indeed.

This masked vigilante disperses justice in the form of body-wracking orgasms, and he does it highly effectively thanks to his wide range of super powers. Utilising the power of a AAA battery, he can oscillate with strength and speed to wow even the most power-addicted civilians out there. With his small size he can adapt to almost any situation and fit where his powers are most needed. And perhaps his most important power; he’s ridiculously cute!

I’ve seen him in action. He is a tornado trapped inside a tiny body, delivering anything from the most glancing, featherlike touches to constant, firm pressure that will bring easily bring any sinful criminals to their knees.

If you want him in your life, all you need to do is acquire a pager. I think Lovehoney sells them, you’ll recognise them by his chibi little face printed on the front. After you’ve got one of those, he will always be there for you, just the click of a button away for all your pleasure-related needs. Anything you require to make sex as great as it can possibly be, he can provide. If you want a massage, he knows how to work with good oil for a scintillating sensation that you will never want to stop feeling. If you fancy a little nipple play, he knows exactly how to leave you ‘buzzing’ for more. Anal? He can tickle that rosebud like no other! If you can think of it, he can do it and be ecstatic for the opportunity. Nothing is too much to ask of him when it comes to his quest: to end the injustice of bad, boring, bland sex.

I’m spreading this message to the world because it would be selfish to keep knowledge of this suave gentleman to myself. There are so many frustrated women, so many people that need stress relief, a love-life tune-up, or just want a solo play partner. If this is you, Viboy will be there for you. All you need to do is page him…

This has now become on of my favourite toys in my collection! It now lives on my bedside table because I use it so often - and I highly recommend this for anyone to purchase.

Bullet vibrators were one of my first sex toy purchases and they are still my favourite things - this one specifically is a beautiful soft material, feeling so smooth to the touch. The image decal makes this so cute and the colours are perfect, making this a sleek but girly design which I find is missing from most toys available.

I was concerned reading the details with this toy as it is single speed - as I only have experience with multiple speed toys I wondered how this compared. I needn't have worried because this little toy is so powerful! Not for the faint-hearted but I really do love it now I've gotten used to the sensation. As someone who loves clitoral orgasms this really is perfect: bringing me to climax in a matter of minutes.

However, the downside of this is that it isn't the quietest toy - definitely not silent. As someone who has housemates I have to use this during choice moments so is not ideal for someone requiring something a little more discreet.

This toy also is waterproof! With a smart little red ring around the screw cap to make sure no water can ruin this great little toy! I am yet to use this in the shower but I definitely will, I think it'd be perfect.

My favourite thing about this toy - in comparison to other bullets - is the flat top! This means no sharp ends to cause discomfort and using the toy on different edges can provide different sensations, making it quite versatile.

I would highly recommend this! As a lover of bullet vibes, I cannot express how great I've found this.

Definitely worth it.