1. Ruby Red Slippers's review of Lovehoney Humdinger Clitoral Vibrator

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      2. Ruby Red Slippers's review of Lovehoney Humdinger Clitoral Vibrator

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    1. Thanks to my Humdinger, I will survive

      Reviewed: 09 October 2015 by Ruby Red Slippers, a Straight Engaged Female

      At first I was afraid

      I was petrified

      I thought that I could never cope

      When my vibrator died

      And so I spent so many nights

      Going to bed unsatisfied

      I could’ve cried

      Instead I browsed Lovehoney’s site

      So I placed my order

      And after only 2 days

      I came home from work and found

      The Humdinger delivered to my place

      I tore open my brown box

      To reveal my sexy surprise

      And found it sitting in a sleek white box

      With an instruction book inside

      There lay my curvy, purple toy

      The perfect length and size

      And you only need 2 AA batteries

      To bring this thing to life

      So I twist and turn the base

      To cycle through the various speeds

      From a rumble to some serious power

      It has everything I need

      So next payday

      Pick up a Humdinger

      It’s guaranteed make you scream like a

      Soprano opera singer

      And if you find you’re wanting more

      Than clitoral vibrations

      Just flip it round and use the nub

      For G-spot stimulation

      And another added bonus

      It’s a quiet toy

      So you can stay up all night playing

      Without your neighbours getting annoyed

      What makes it even better

      And makes this toy my number one

      Is that it’s completely waterproof

      For bath and shower fun

      When you come back

      From outer space

      You’ll think you’ve been to heaven

      And have a dazed look upon your face

      You’ll be turning off the telly

      And locking your front door

      Because when you’ve given this a try

      You’ll be screaming out for more

      It took all the strength I had

      Just to leave my flat

      My Humdinger and I

      Could not be kept apart

      Now when I’m needing fun

      And my boyfriend isn’t free

      I open up my bedside drawer

      And my toy entices me

      So now go

      What you waiting for

      This toy will make you scream and moan

      It’s all you need and more

      But before you hit the checkout

      Choose another little treat

      Cause if you spend another fiver

      You’ll get free delivery

      If all the toys I have were to fall apart

      I’d buy a new Humdinger straight away

      Or it would break my heart

      Every time I use it

      I’’m left breathless and dizzy

      So now I’m saving all my money

      For more toys from Lovehoney

      ** Instrumental **

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Unique shape, powerful, lovely smooth material, versatile, gorgeous colour, waterproof, quiet... everything!
      Nothing - even a fussy minx like me can't fault this toy!
      Bottom line
      I love everything about this toy - get one!
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