1. Doc Johnson John Holmes Realistic Vac-U-Lock Dildo 12 Inch

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars41 reviews

      Upgrade to king size with porn star legend John Holmes' 12 inch manhood. Moulded direct from the man himself and cast from real-feel ULTRASKYN material, every vein, curve and bulge of this replica looks and feels like your fantasy come to life.

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      £69.99

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      1. Doc Johnson John Holmes Realistic Vac-U-Lock Dildo 12 Inch

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    1. Product Description

      Upgrade to king size with porn star legend John Holmes' 12 inch manhood. Moulded direct from the man himself and cast from real-feel ULTRASKYN material, every vein, curve and bulge of this replica looks and feels like your fantasy come to life.

      Get down and dirty with a steamy session with the most famous porn star of them all. The ULTRASKYN material is totally skin-like - especially if warmed in warm water beforehand - and an insertable length of 10 inches and a girth of 7.75 inches means you're guaranteed a sensationally filling experience.

      Stick the Vac-U-Lock base to any smooth, hard surface for the hands-free ride of your dreams.

      Use lashings of lube with this toy for the best and most slippery experience.

      The dildo comes complete with a picture of the man himself, a History of John Holmes book and a storage bag.

      Key Features:

      • Exact replica of the legendary porn star John Holmes
      • Sensational length and girth for filling stimulation
      • Real-feel ULTRASKYN material for a realistic experience
      • Vac-U-Lock base for hands-free play
      • Includes a picture of John Holmes, a history of John Holmes and a storage bag
    1. How it measures up

      • Base diameter: 3 inches
      • Base type: Sucker
      • Circumference: 7.75 inches
      • Insertable Length: 10 inches
      • Length: 13 inches
      • Oring diameter: 3 inches
    2. How it feels

      • Contains latex: No
      • Contains phthalates: No
      • Flexibility: Firm
      • Material: PVC
      • Waterproof: Submersible
    3. Essential info

      • Harness Compatible: Yes
      • Has balls: Yes

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Doc Johnson John Holmes Realistic Vac-U-Lock Dildo 12 Inch 41 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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      1. Doc Johnson John Holmes Realistic Vac-U-Lock Dildo 12 Inch
      2. Doc Johnson John Holmes Realistic Vac-U-Lock Dildo 12 Inch

        Our Price
        £69.99

    1. Amazing first-time

      Reviewed: 24 September 2019 by OrgasmiCnc, a Straight Single Male

      Straight guy who always wanted to explore this. I’ve tried it with my girlfriend, she done it very gentle, and made me very comfortable!

      Using the fingers, liked slowly to make me even more comfortable.

      Then she start to apply lube as big quantity, then start slowly putting me the dildo.

      At the beginning, was a bit painful, but after a while, I’ve really enjoyed it!

      She put almost everything in my ass, I had cum like never in my life, couldn’t even stop... let’s say like fountain almost. :p

      This dildo is magic. Highly recommended.

      We will definitely come back and try all dildos on Lovehoney. :)

      Thank you very much, and talk soon for the next reviews. :D

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Quality, huge, feeling, colour.
      Cons
      I have loved and still loving it, it’s a perfect dildo for life!
      Bottom line
      Highly recommended! Very good quality, soft, beautiful shape, perfect for couple.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. I love huge anal dildos

      Reviewed: 18 July 2019 by Geno, a Straight Single Male

      I'm a straight guy that got started in anal play. Been doing it for years. Started using large sausages with condoms, then I saw this on the internet when I first got it.

      I didn't think I could take it in. I like using vaseline. It goes In and out real nice and easy and still has some drag, which I like a lot. Drink some olive oil. That will help a lot for lube and you cleaned out. You will get the full effect of a great feeling of the girth and the full length of it.

      I must warn you it can become very addictive, because I certainly enjoy it so much that I'm hoping some will walk in, that's how great I feel. You guys, try it, you will love it. I wish I had someone to strap it to and give it to me. I have done it for hours at a time. The longer I went the harder it was for me to quit. When you use vaseline you don't get sore. Also try a little mineral oil up the anus.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Everything. It's worth three times the price.
      Cons
      It's perfectly right.
      Bottom line
      Need to order a couple more.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Just the right size for a good session

      Reviewed: 18 June 2019 by LSexperiments, a Gay Single Male

      I have two of these. That says something. I have the old fashioned one which is stiff with a suction cup. Bought many years ago.

      Then I bought this one. As I bought a fuck machine. This has a lovely texture as it is UR3. It isn’t rigid. And bends and is soft. So it doesn’t hurt.

      As a gay man, this will penetrate into your rectum further. Not too far, so it is a tease. And with it being soft. It won’t hurt you.

      The downside. As it’s UR3. Starting with this toy if you are having anal sex is more difficult as it is bendy and soft. You need to get a good grip in the centre and push. As it is UR3, the hole where the Vac-U-Lock attachment goes in does begin to wear eventually and may tear. I have pulled a small piece off mine. You have to use the right type of lubricant and a fair amount as it does penetrate deeply. Coconut oil is excellent with these and seems to protect during storage. UR3 need to be looked after as well. Not wash and put away.

      I really love this dildo. As it’s the perfect size where you can enjoy yourself without any marathon of preparation leading up to it.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Texture is wonderful and soft.
      Cons
      Can tear and hard to insert anally at first.
      Bottom line
      I will always have this in my collection.
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    1. Such an interesting texture

      Reviewed: 04 November 2018 by Just One More Lezbian, a Gay Single Female

      I have this to use on a sub. I use Fist It lube.

      This has a very nice feel to it, it has a hard core and velvet smooth outside. I feel so masculine when wearing this, unfortunately, it is too heavy to windmill on even a reinforced harness.

      It moves very much as a real skin would. So it is the closest a sub will feel to me pegging them with my own real feel dick. I do not sexually get excited with pegging, I enjoy other things about it.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The realistic element it brings to pegging.
      Cons
      Can be slippery when lathered in lube.
      Bottom line
      Very good for those that want the real feel of a larger toy.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Definitely worth the upgrade

      Reviewed: 14 January 2018 by Mufty85

      I have had the non-UR3 version of this stud before, and oh my, am I happy I upgraded!

      The look and feel of this UR3 version is sensational. You get the same stretch and filling, but the surface is incredibly soft, and there are fewer sharp edges around the head of this enormous cock. It is so close to life like, but of course it’s not easy to find a real one this size!

      For those new to big toys. Don’t be mistaken, this is a big, heavy toy. But it’s worth the effort (and enjoyment) of mastering it.

      Recommended.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The UR3 material is worth the extra money.
      Cons
      Nothing!
      Bottom line
      Lifelike in feel, otherworldly in size!
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes