1. Penis Pattern Novelty Mug

      Average customer review 5 out of 5 stars6 reviews

      This fun penis mug is innocent to the untrained eye, but once you get close to the abstract pattern, hundreds of teeny peens appear. Pop it in your lover’s Christmas stocking, or take proud ownership of your members-only mug at the office.

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      1. Penis Pattern Novelty Mug

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    1. Product Description

      This fun penis mug is innocent to the untrained eye, but once you get close to the abstract pattern, hundreds of teeny peens appear. Pop it in your lover’s Christmas stocking, or take proud ownership of your members-only mug at the office.

      Each mug is absolutely covered in tiny illustrated penises, giving you more wang for your buck.

      Key Features:

      • Novelty mug with illustrated penises for livening up your tea break
      • The perfect cheeky secret Santa gift
      • Small enough to squeeze into your lover’s Christmas stocking
    1. How it feels

      • Material: Ceramic

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    1. Customer Reviews

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      1. Penis Pattern Novelty Mug
      2. Penis Pattern Novelty Mug

        Our Price
        £9.99

    1. Penis novelty mug

      Reviewed: 28 December 2020 by mojo mike, a Straight Married Male

      First the quality of the mug is very good. Made of new bone china, is dishwasher and microwave safe, it's about 4 inches high and 3 inches in diameter, it's very discreet.

      At first glance it looks like a black pattern. I had it three days before the wife noticed what the pattern was. It's a good laugh and ideal for travail or coffee.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      A good laugh and quality mug.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      A good buy.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. D*cks to the Lips

      Reviewed: 08 December 2020 by Melody., a Bisexual Single Male

      Disregard the cheap looking seaside novelty box, inside is a little gem, maybe even several hundred of them. And while the penises may be ‘micro’, it’s a proper full-size mug you’ve tea bagged.

      The intricate design is wonderful. From a distance completely abstract. It's secret is only revealed on closer inspection, and even then, should an older relative pop round for tea, they could easily be passed off as pawns from a chess board. The slightly embossed pattern gives the mug a good feel too.

      A quick peep underneath states that in addition to assurances of dishwasher and microwave durability, the mug is ‘New Bone China’. Classic bone china pottery is much thinner and more delicate so I’m not sure about this but on the plus side, it makes it more resilient to the occasional knock or close encounter with the floor. Through the winter, your drink will no doubt stay warmer for longer too.

      A quick rinse. A compulsory five-minute wait, I like it strong and dark, and the big test - drum roll please - How does the tea taste? Perfect! And as I sip, I realise that my bottom lip is rubbing up against 20 to 30 d*cks. Could life be any better than this?

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Fun design, quality feel.
      Cons
      Nothing
      Bottom line
      New teatime favourite.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Buy It

      Reviewed: 12 November 2020 by Lovehoney - Lo35, a Straight Going Steady Female

      OMG... This mug is amazing!

      I bought myself and my Mum one (as a joke) and now everyone that comes round to visit wants one too!

      From afar it just looks like a random pattern. However, it's only when you are up close that you can see the tiny penis pattern on it... It's such a fun idea!

      It would make a great stocking filler or Secret Santa gift!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      It makes me giggle!
      Cons
      N/A.
      Bottom line
      Fun!
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Such a fun mug!

      Reviewed: 19 October 2020 by LadiesMan, a Straight Married Male

      I was so excited with this mug! I wanted to play some pranks, and see if people notice... The design is subtle - so subtle my builder didn't notice until I pointed it out. Wondering about my mother in law next though! Haha!

      It's a really nice quality mug. Just normal size - certainly not small, but not big either. And it's microwave and dishwasher safe too.

      The box it came in is a little cheesy (for growers, not showers... I didn't really get it), but don't let that fool you. Excellent novelty mug, and thoroughly recommended. You certainly won't be disappointed!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The subtle pattern. The quality.
      Cons
      Maybe the box, but that's in the bin already!
      Bottom line
      Buy one before they sell out. :D
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. This is great

      Reviewed: 02 October 2020 by Lovehoney - NanaZebra, a Straight Single Female

      It took all of one minute to convince myself to buy this mug. I have a lot of mugs already, but this one is quickly becoming my favourite.

      The penis pattern is very small, so at a quick glance, you can't really tell what it is. But it does make me chuckle every time I look at it closely.

      How does it function as a mug? It feels sturdy. It will definitely be able to handle my less than graceful tea making. It is dishwasher and microwave safe, so that is a bonus! The handle is perfect for me. Sometimes mugs have little handles, but this one is perfect. My beverages feel secure in my hand.

      I love this mug. It has honestly brightened my day since it arrived.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The pattern and the shape.
      Cons
      N/a.
      Bottom line
      Makes me smile whenever I see it!
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
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