1. Penis Pattern Novelty Mug

      Average customer review 5 out of 5 stars3 reviews

      This fun penis mug is innocent to the untrained eye, but once you get close to the abstract pattern, hundreds of teeny peens appear. Pop it in your lover’s Christmas stocking, or take proud ownership of your members-only mug at the office.

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      1. Penis Pattern Novelty Mug

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    1. Product Description

      This fun penis mug is innocent to the untrained eye, but once you get close to the abstract pattern, hundreds of teeny peens appear. Pop it in your lover’s Christmas stocking, or take proud ownership of your members-only mug at the office.

      Each mug is absolutely covered in tiny illustrated penises, giving you more wang for your buck.

      Key Features:

      • Novelty mug with illustrated penises for livening up your tea break
      • The perfect cheeky secret Santa gift
      • Small enough to squeeze into your lover’s Christmas stocking
    1. How it feels

      • Material: Ceramic

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    1. Customer Reviews

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      1. Penis Pattern Novelty Mug
      2. Penis Pattern Novelty Mug

        Our Price
        £9.99

    1. Such a fun mug!

      Reviewed: 19 October 2020 by LadiesMan, a Straight Married Male

      I was so excited with this mug! I wanted to play some pranks, and see if people notice... The design is subtle - so subtle my builder didn't notice until I pointed it out. Wondering about my mother in law next though! Haha!

      It's a really nice quality mug. Just normal size - certainly not small, but not big either. And it's microwave and dishwasher safe too.

      The box it came in is a little cheesy (for growers, not showers... I didn't really get it), but don't let that fool you. Excellent novelty mug, and thoroughly recommended. You certainly won't be disappointed!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The subtle pattern. The quality.
      Cons
      Maybe the box, but that's in the bin already!
      Bottom line
      Buy one before they sell out. :D
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    1. This is great

      Reviewed: 02 October 2020 by Lovehoney - NanaZebra, a Straight Single Female

      It took all of one minute to convince myself to buy this mug. I have a lot of mugs already, but this one is quickly becoming my favourite.

      The penis pattern is very small, so at a quick glance, you can't really tell what it is. But it does make me chuckle every time I look at it closely.

      How does it function as a mug? It feels sturdy. It will definitely be able to handle my less than graceful tea making. It is dishwasher and microwave safe, so that is a bonus! The handle is perfect for me. Sometimes mugs have little handles, but this one is perfect. My beverages feel secure in my hand.

      I love this mug. It has honestly brightened my day since it arrived.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The pattern and the shape.
      Cons
      N/a.
      Bottom line
      Makes me smile whenever I see it!
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    1. P-p-pick up a Penis!

      Reviewed: 28 September 2020 by Labyrinth, a Straight Engaged Female

      I'm so glad to see this mug for sale on Lovehoney, it is my go-to coffee mug at home!

      It is the perfect size for your morning cuppa, microwave friendly and capable of containing many beverages.

      The best part about this mug is the cheeky penis pattern. It is subtle enough to not be noticeable straight away, you could definitely get away with it at the office! But just enough to give you a good chuckle every time you see it.

      Just buy one!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Subtle but cheeky.
      Cons
      It'd be great as a matching set!
      Bottom line
      My go-to mug, I love it!
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