1. Penis Pokey Illustrated Book

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars1 review

      Running out of ideas on how to best present your prized member? How about as a hotdog or fireman's hose? This fantastically fun, thick board book is a real page turner. Place the star of the show in position to reveal each hysterical transformation.

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      1. Penis Pokey Illustrated Book

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    1. Product Description

      Running out of ideas on how to best present your prized member? How about as a hotdog or fireman's hose? This fantastically fun, thick board book is a real page turner. Place the star of the show in position to reveal each hysterical transformation.

      Penis Pokey is a book that you just wont want to put down. A 'must read' where if you play nice you might get to play with the monkey's banana!

      Hilarious, playful gift for any occasion that demands mirth... and girth.

      Key Features:

      • Hardback glossy book featuring 8 'Penis Pokey' scenarios to get you started on the story of your choice
      • Themes include: hotdog, banana, sea monster and aliens
      • Prepare for belly laughs and mind-blowing imagery
      • Perfect as a cheeky gift or stocking filler
      • Who knows where the story will take you?

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Penis Pokey Illustrated Book 1 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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      1. Penis Pokey Illustrated Book
      2. Penis Pokey Illustrated Book

        Our Price
        £9.99

    1. Plenty of laughs

      Reviewed: 19 August 2020 by YoungGayCouple, a Gay Married Male

      I bought this for my OH a few Christmas’ ago for a bit of a giggle and it didn’t disappoint.

      A brilliant novelty gift for either a partner or a friend, we had lots of laughs with the different pages. It’s also a very sturdy book with thick pages (the holes in the book are very smooth too so no chance of scratching or paper cuts).

    2. Overall Rating
      9 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Great fun for a great price.
      Cons
      Not enough pages, haha.
      Bottom line
      Brilliant gift for a stocking filler/secret Santa or generic novelty gift.
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