Maia Piper Warming Multifunction Male Masturbator

It's time to treat your main vein the way it deserves, and what better way than with a warming, vibrating schlong-sucking machine? With hundreds of thrilling combos to enjoy, Maia's Piper has what it takes to power your peen to peak satisfaction.

Piper's opening is 2 inches in diameter and leads to a canal 5 inches deep, all crafted from soft, supple silicone that's hypoallergenic and easy to clean.

You can control the warming function (3 temperatures), vibration function (3 speeds, 12 patterns) and suction function (3 speeds, 12 patterns) separately, so you're always free to choose whichever combo suits you.

It's even waterproof and comes with its own USB charging cable, so all you need to supply is the dong and the lube – be sure to use a hearty splash of the water-based variety.