So Divine Prosecco Flavoured Lubricant 100ml

I was lucky enough to be sent this item as a tester and what a delight it was!

This lube has a smooth and pourable consistency - in a squeezable bottle, which is a good size for the retail price. Consistency wise, it is not too thick, which I think might usually be considered a failing. However, instead (and considering it is flavoured so designed to be used orally) it is actually just right. The taste is definitely really nice - a mixture of bubbly with a faint lemon taste. It's also great on the tongue, and doesn't feel like you have a mouthful of slime nor is it running everywhere like water.

This was ideal for use in toys for me, allowing me to slide a larger than average member into tighter toys with ease, which was fab, but also left that fragrant lemony scent as well - win/win!!

All in all, a great product for those who like flavoured lubes and in particular those who have a taste for Prosecco as well. It's not my fave drink, but this might convert me!

This lube has a push pop up cap and the bottle is reasonably easy to squeeze, although you will need to squeeze it a little to get the lube out.

The lube itself is almost a midway between thick and thin; not so thin that it goes everywhere but it is certainly not a gel either. It would actually be quite a good consistency for penetrative play (although I generally don't use flavoured lube for this). It does seem to last quite a long time and doesn't go particularly sticky.

The problem is the flavour. It just isn't Prosecco. It does taste a bit like the alcohol free Prosecco-flavoured sweets you can buy, but doesn't taste much like the drink. Prosecco is tart and this is not. It tastes more like a fruity cocktail (possibly a bellini) and this is a real shame because the lube actually does taste quite nice. It is sweet without being too sweet, has a bit of an aftertaste but not an unpleasant one and its different to other flavours on the market. It just isn't what it is marketed to be. If they called it "Prosecco Cocktail" or something, then I'd have no issues with it at all.

In short, its a good lubricant that tastes nice but just doesn't taste of Prosecco and so I have to mark it down for that sole reason!

I loved the idea of this lube maybe as more of a novelty idea. It doesn’t taste like Prosecco to me, it’s more of a tropical peach flavour but it’s not unpleasant at all.

It’s a slightly thick texture and doesn’t dry down sticky which is nice though it’s not particularly long-lasting either.

I would love it if this came in a better bottle as I find this kind can get messy.

Now if you are going to try to choose a lube flavour that would appeal to girls then prosecco is a brilliant idea, far better than cherry or fruit flavours.

The only problem is that prosecco is a tricky one to nail. It's fizzy and a little tart. This lube is neither. I would say its more reminiscent of pineapple. Now for guys out there it's a great way of getting your lubed up cock in her mouth but expect the 'it's not like prosecco' response.