Fifty Shades of Grey Relentless Vibrations Remote Love Egg

Really good, worth the money, she came so much during the funeral.

Dead silent so everyone thought she was having a seizure. Perfect because she loves me being in control. Even when she wants me to stop I kept going, meaning she was tired asf after I was finished so she fell asleep and I could go out with the lads.

I was pleased to receive this item and found it better then I expected.

The material of the egg and its remote seems like a strong and durable plastic. Smooth, sturdy and doesn't look too bad.

The toy can be used with or without the remote which was handy at times. The vibrations and patterns are powerful and stimulating whether you want to tease or be pushed over the edge.

The remote is simply designed and easy to use, button pushes are responsive and the range is pretty good, I didn't find any problems with it.

Recharging is simple and takes 2 hours from empty. A full charge lasts long enough for multiple short uses or one long session.

This little egg packs a punch, is quiet and has a great range of settings. It is also rechargeable, which is a big plus.

The egg looks great and is extra smooth. It is a good size and not too daunting.

Using the egg is easy. Pressing the power button on the remote cycles through a range of options, and the plus and minus buttons change the speed.

There are a good range of settings that means there is probably something for everyone.

The higher settings were more powerful than we were expecting, which was a nice surprise.

This is our first love egg we've tried and found it a fun toy to play with.

The toy is well built, easy to operate and charge plus the storage bag is a lovely addition. The variations of the vibrations and speeds are awesome and about the right amount of choice. I had plenty of fun being in control and teasing the wife changing it as and when I pleased.

The range is good. I think we managed about 5m distance when trying. It's easy to insert with a bit of lube and feels comfortable for the wearer. Plus it's easy to clean thanks to being waterproof. We've not tried it while in the shower or bath yet, but due to its waterproof nature it opens up this avenue, which is a bonus.

It's a good all round toy, but for us not one that can be just used on its own to achieve the orgasm. We've used it as a great foreplay instrument or as a partner in crime with another toy to achieve great satisfaction.

A couple downsides, but nothing that wouldn't want to make me not own this toy. It's quite loud, so I don't think we will be taking this one out and also it didn't come with a single bit of charge. I'm aware all toys need charging, but the big kids we are we just wanted to get playing with it.

Upon opening the little box this beauty comes in, you’re faced with a neatly packaged egg, remote, charging cable, rolled up satin bag and instructions. After a little fiddle with the egg, and a flick-through of the instructions, I unscrewed the egg and charged it for the full 120 minutes it recommended for a full 60 minutes of use.

The egg itself is pretty foolproof, and rather aesthetically pleasing, fitting into the lovely silver/black theme of the FSOG pleasure collection. I pressed the button on the base and inserted it comfortably with a little lube. I then spent a fair bit of time flicking through the various speeds and patterns using the remote which, again, looks great and can be discreet. It’s small enough to just about hide in your palm or tucked away in a pocket.

The patterns are controlled by the power button and the speed can then be controlled by the + and - buttons above and below it. There’s a wonderful variety of patterns, and flicking through them to see which takes my fancy most turns out to be a hell of a lot of fun.

The lowest speed is a pretty basic, comfortable rumble. Even that sends off some pleasing vibrations and I’d happily keep the egg on that speed just for a steady stream of pleasure. As the speeds increase, as does the vibrations and oh boy, as does the joy. Even at the top speed I find it comfortable (and absolutely delightful), although I feel I could hold a conversation with somebody and not let on to the fact I have this hidden gem inside me.

However, I’d be cautious of using this toy in the company of others where there could potentially be some pauses in conversation and some quiet times. Considering the toy is inside me, the vibrations could still be heard, especially on the more intense speeds. Out in restaurants, on a night out... heck, even walking down the street, this would work really well, just maybe not in the close company of people!

Unfortunately I’ve only been able to test this solo so far, but I really look forward to the other half taking control (literally) and having his fun with it.