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    1. Lovehoney Oh! Talk Dirty Playing Cards

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars30 reviews

      Ever wanted to try a spot of dirty talk in the bedroom, but didn't know where to start? This deck-of-cards-with-a-difference is the perfect way to get the words flowing. Each card bears a sexy phrase and instruction for you and your partner to explore.

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      1. Lovehoney Oh! Talk Dirty Playing Cards

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    1. Product Description

      Ever wanted to try a spot of dirty talk in the bedroom, but didn't know where to start? This deck-of-cards-with-a-difference is the perfect way to get the words flowing. Each card bears a sexy phrase and instruction for you and your partner to explore.

      Arranged into four suits just like a standard deck, the cards with the smallest values start with fairly tame phrases such as 'I've been thinking about you all day long'. As you work up through the deck, the phrases become dirtier and more daring (we'll leave it to your imagination as to what they could be).

      How you choose to play the game is up to you: use different cards to put together a script for a role play scenario that you've been dying to try; play one of our 3 game suggestions from the pack; or simply take it in turns to draw cards and act out the instructions. You could even use them for an X-rated poker night.

      There are also a couple of blank Joker cards to allow you and your partner to pick your own phrases or instructions, should you wish. Plus, to help you relax into the game, we've even included our top tips for how to talk dirty. Before long, you and your partner will be quite the expert orators.

      Lovehoney Oh! is a fun and flirtatious collection of gifts and games, designed to inspire and delight you and your partner in the bedroom - and beyond.

      Key Features:

      • Pack of 52 playing cards with seductive phrases on each to inspire sexy talk in the bedroom
      • Play one of the 3 game suggestions in the pack, or create your own game
      • Cards are arranged from beginner phrases and instructions at the lower numbers to more daring deeds at the higher end
      • Comes with 2 x blank Joker cards for you to add your own instructions or phrases, and top tips for talking dirty
      • Phrases include, 'Slowly undress me', 'Bend over, I'm going to spank you', and 'Are you ready to come again for me?'

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    1. Lovehoney Oh! Talk Dirty Playing Cards

      Wanting to try a spot of dirty talk in the bedroom, but didn't know where to start? This deck-of-cards-with-a-difference is the perfect way to get the words flowing. Each card bears a sexy phrase and instruction for you and your partner to explore.

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Lovehoney Oh! Talk Dirty Playing Cards 30 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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      1. Lovehoney Oh! Talk Dirty Playing Cards
      2. Lovehoney Oh! Talk Dirty Playing Cards

        Our Price
        £6.99

    1. Sunday Afternoons

      Reviewed: 27 May 2019 by Qwerty54321

      Bought these cards as a sexy game to play and they really do the trick!

      It helps break the ice when sexy talk is difficult. These have really helped to give us ideas and have fun at the same time. Good ideas of different games to play with these are included in the pack. A great way to spend a slow Sunday afternoon.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Good quality cards.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Great game to have around.
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    1. I liked it

      Reviewed: 13 February 2019 by Yes mamma, a Straight Going Steady Female

      I actually likes this more than I thought. My other half loves sexy talk. But doesn't know how too. So I picked out a few card showing him what I'd like to hear and he picked ones of what he would like to hear more of.

      There was a few that was almost the same. Like I like to watch me fuck your face. And I want to fuck your face. I see that as the same card. But liked it.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Basically everything.
      Cons
      The censored the word fuck. Just found that funny.
      Bottom line
      Yeah good for people, who don't know what to say.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Quality cards

      Reviewed: 06 February 2019 by Gillybean 22, a Straight Married Male

      A good set of quality cards with different messages to help naughty talk would really suit a couple who struggle to talk dirty or tell their partner exactly what they want - this could be a good icebreaker.

      We have been married for 23 years but still found them fun and had a good giggle together.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Good icebreaker.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Good quality cards.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes