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    1. Lovehoney Oh! Talk Dirty Playing Cards

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars17 reviews

      Ever wanted to try a spot of dirty talk in the bedroom, but didn't know where to start? This deck-of-cards-with-a-difference is the perfect way to get the words flowing. Each card bears a sexy phrase and instruction for you and your partner to explore.

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    1. Product Description

      Ever wanted to try a spot of dirty talk in the bedroom, but didn't know where to start? This deck-of-cards-with-a-difference is the perfect way to get the words flowing. Each card bears a sexy phrase and instruction for you and your partner to explore.

      Arranged into four suits just like a standard deck, the cards with the smallest values start with fairly tame phrases such as 'I've been thinking about you all day long'. As you work up through the deck, the phrases become dirtier and more daring (we'll leave it to your imagination as to what they could be).

      How you choose to play the game is up to you: use different cards to put together a script for a role play scenario that you've been dying to try; play one of our 3 game suggestions from the pack; or simply take it in turns to draw cards and act out the instructions. You could even use them for an X-rated poker night.

      There are also a couple of blank Joker cards to allow you and your partner to pick your own phrases or instructions, should you wish. Plus, to help you relax into the game, we've even included our top tips for how to talk dirty. Before long, you and your partner will be quite the expert orators.

      Lovehoney Oh! is a fun and flirtatious collection of gifts and games, designed to inspire and delight you and your partner in the bedroom - and beyond.

      Key Features:

      • Pack of 52 playing cards with seductive phrases on each to inspire sexy talk in the bedroom
      • Play one of the 3 game suggestions in the pack, or create your own game
      • Cards are arranged from beginner phrases and instructions at the lower numbers to more daring deeds at the higher end
      • Comes with 2 x blank Joker cards for you to add your own instructions or phrases, and top tips for talking dirty
      • Phrases include, 'Slowly undress me', 'Bend over, I'm going to spank you', and 'Are you ready to come again for me?'

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    1. Lovehoney Oh! Talk Dirty Playing Cards

      Wanting to try a spot of dirty talk in the bedroom, but didn't know where to start? This deck-of-cards-with-a-difference is the perfect way to get the words flowing. Each card bears a sexy phrase and instruction for you and your partner to explore.

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Lovehoney Oh! Talk Dirty Playing Cards 17 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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    1. Talk dirty to me

      Reviewed: 04 March 2018 by MrsSmartieParty, a Straight Married Female

      Dirty talk is a big thing to me and my baby, we love it... combined with his love of card games I thought I would pick these up as a little jokey present.

      When they came I'm surprised by the quality, it's actually a good deck. The phrases range from light sexual comments to much much more.

      Overall I'm so happy I picked these up!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The inspiration it gives.
      Cons
      Nothing comes to mind, they're just cards.
      Bottom line
      A good laugh, could really inspire people with dirty talk.
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. A little bit of fun

      Reviewed: 03 February 2018 by car92, a Straight Engaged Female

      When I first ordered this I didn't think much of it as I never new what to say to my partner in foreplay.

      I opened the pack, picked a card and sent my partner a nice text. He replied and I still didn't know what to say, so I picked another. Now I don't need them.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Have me confidences.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      10 out of 10.
    3. 3 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Erotic Spice

      Reviewed: 25 April 2017 by AlyBlue, a Straight Going Steady Female

      I received these as a gift from another Lovehoney user (thank you so much). I have to admit I wasn't expecting them to to be as dirty as they were. As far as I can tell the phrases/actions only repeat once throughout the pack, so plenty of fun to be had.

      Thought these might spice up things with me and my OH as I find dirty talk a big turn on and it's fair to say they did give him some ideas. A lot of fun; was reading through them by myself to have a look at what was there and was getting wet reading them. The cards go from (in my view) simple fun to some light kinky bondage, but a lot of the phrasing leaves it open to do what you want and to what level. So caters for all.

      The cards and packaging themselves aren't flimsy and are made well and to a good standard of quality to the point of even the font on the cards is very pleasing and easy to read.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Variety in actions, quality and look.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      A lot of very dirty fun and games to spice ideas up in the bedroom.
    3. 3 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes