HEPS Fantastic Oral Sex Simulator Male Masturbator

After the sleeve splitting on first use and it being replaced by supplier, well... this is a most remarkable toy ever!

It may take you time to get there but it is well worth it. I have had the most amazing, mind-blowing orgasms. You know the ones. When you scream the place down!

Be careful - because it can be very addictive. I have used it for two hours at a time and then... it's heart-stopping, not for the faint-hearted, explosive cumming.

If you love sex, then you'll love this. I can say it is the best orgasm I have ever had with a toy and you just want to keep cumming.

Enjoy, it's amazing! The best blowjob ever!

My HEPS Fantastic arrived only this morning, and I thought I would share my views and thoughts straight away.

Although I have only used it twice, and owned it less than 12 hours, I have pretty much made up my mind regarding this product.

Good. In fact, very good!

Upon removing the postal packaging you are presented with a cellophane wrapped DVD style cassette case, lots of futuristic Korean and Japanese writing, designs, Tron-style diagrams, and even a hologram! (Lovehoney appear to sell the Japanese import version, this is nothing but the word Japanese printed on the case and toy shell itself, so do not worry, you do not lack or gain anything, they are all the same).

Open the case like any other DVD case and you will find the unit itself, a clip in frame to hold the unit securely inside the case, and of course an instruction booklet. If you are like myself and like to take a quick glance at the instructions first, you will find the majority is simply diagrammed with some English captions. HEPS stress to use water-based lubricants only, and to let the unit air dry after use to increase the life of the insert.

The masturbator itself is snazzy. From the moment I first put it in my hand, it reminded me of an 80s travel shaver, camera attachment or alike. It is very discreet and does not look like any kind of sexual toy, merely a 'thing' to anybody else. It has a good solid feel to it, and is not too large or too small.

Once you remove the cap from the end of the case, the fun is revealed. The juicy smooth lips pop out! They actually surprised me. First impressions of the silicone grade were good, very smooth to touch, nice texture and fleshy depth, quite versatile and stretchy within reason.

Once you pass the lips you will find the tongue, again nice to touch and noticeable with a realistic shape. Either side of the tongue are small nodules, these represent teeth. The top and sides of the insert have a ridged wafer effect as per many sleeves. Towards the back of the insert it narrows followed by a few nodules and a cavity space at the very end (where your love juice is collected).

I removed the two magic rings with a quick twist, snapped open the top of the hard case, and popped out the silicone insert which is held in place with neo magnets, in seconds, for a further examination and eventually cleaning.

The case is hard plastic, as are the magic rings and adjustable plates.

Now came the fun part, the actual use of the product. The is-it-any-good part?

I prepared my rubbing inside the sleeve with my finger with two squeezes of water-based lubricant, around the lips and underneath the tongue included. I had read online that not much lube is required for an effective session with this toy. I felt enough to add a fine covering inside, would be suitable. Next I popped on a few naughty point-of-view blowjob videos, and got the machine in motion.

As with any masturbator they all feel the same on the first initial push in. For me it's the pull out and next push in once your manhood is well oiled, in order to feel the quality and features. But I must say I felt the tongue straight away which impressed me within seconds!

Everything was nice and snug with room for more and less (I am average sized, slightly thicker girth). I had the pressure plates set as they came and never really adjusted them to the 'wave' effect, they were easy to use and gave the effect of teeth being used when applied firmer. I tested the magic rings next. With them fixed this toy makes some nice slurps gurgles and squelches, not over-loud, but noticeable.

The suction is average, not as strong as some toys, but certainly effective enough. If you remove the magic rings the suction is lost all together, all noise is stopped. Personally, I will always keep the rings on, but some who do not like suction or require sound control will benefit from this feature. I did notice that the rings are not accurate, they claim to be able to set at 1, 2, and 3 suction levels. This is not true, the toy is not designed precisely enough to have this effect. They are either on, or off. This should not deter anybody though, it is a nice feature!

As said, I only used the plates in one setting, but they are easy enough to pop out and switch around to your required taste. It is quite a durable and adaptable toy!

I have good stamina, the HEPS kept me going nicely and had a very good feel about it, when closing my eyes you can relate to the toy having a realistic blowjob effect. Of course no one will ever perfect that sensation. But I will say HEPS have come very close and probably taken the lead.

When the time came to orgasm it was worth every penny. For me it felt like ejaculating during oral. It is the kind of toy which will get your leg jerking and twitching if you keep going afterwards. Again if you use the right amount of lube and go at a steady pace that tongue is noticeable!

Next came the bit all men hate in general, cleaning up!

I had already read enough and figured it would be a breeze, and that was exactly what it was. A piece of cake, simply remove the insert (remove the magic rings first!). Either rinse entirely using warm water and the pressure from your taps, this will flush from the magic ring holes. Or you could turn the insert inside-out carefully and do the same. Give all of the components a quick shake off and leave to air dry, as simple as that.

So my conclusion.

I buy a new toy every year, generally a masturbator. I have had Dr Jonhson toys, misc sleeves, and last year I purchased a TENGA flip (another market leader, these are easy to clean too, semi discreet, and feel good).

And I would say this is by far the best to date, and I'm fussy with the quality and concept of anything!

For me it was perfect within minutes because of its ease of cleaning; how discreet it looks; the small size (do not let this put you off, it packs a fair punch and will take a variety of sizes despite being so compact); the whole style and look; the versatility; and option to tailor the toy to your needs. It has hands down won.

This is not just a blowjob masturbator, use your imagination and it can be anything. But it certainly does a very close and good job of pulling-off a blowjob sensation.

9/10 for me. The minus one because I think it could be slightly over priced for the involved components, etc. But it is still worth every penny!

I've tried so many male masturbators before... several Fleshlights, the TENGA Flip Hole... but this beats them all. It really is the closest thing ever to getting a blowjob.

If you use thick lube, you get the feeling of a first-time, amateur blowjob, and with thinner lube you get a lot more sensation, like an experienced, professional blowjob.

It does seem pricey at £85, and I was very hesitant to buy it, but I'm so glad I did!

Okay, so I went with the white+pink option, since A) I thought it looked nicer and B) it was the only one in stock.

I won't lie, I am a virgin and I have never had oral sex. But boy oh boy, this was amazing. Easy to clean and easier to use, I just can't wait for round 2.

There's a pressure plate on the top and bottom you can customise. They allow you to but pressure on specific areas of the 'mouth', and from what I know (not much but still) it's quite easy to simulate what swallowing or sucking feels like.

Easily the best toy in my arsenal (sorry Fleshlight, you are just too bulky and such a hassle to clean).

It does live up to its name, it is one of the best oral simulators out there.

The tiny and discreet design of the product is a definite selling point and so is the fact that it comes in a case resembling a DVD case so if you decide you can change the outside to an actual DVD cover and nobody would know what is inside!