TENGA Egg Thunder Bolt Textured Male Masturbator

What a nice little egg. :)

We decided to get me a toy for her to use on me.

For my first toy I would say it was different, and thank God she remembers to buy the lube or it would have been a no go.

Overall a good little product and definitely did the job.

Things came to a head very quickly! Mere minutes after introducing this to my other half, his breathing had become heavy, his legs stiff and he'd began to cling onto the mattress. He efforts were in vain and they certainly didn't prevent the inevitable because moments later he'd ejaculated a-whole-lot-of-stuff.

"Well, I wasn't expecting that" he exclaimed, in a quite a state, a shocked but satisfied look still smothered his face. I wasn't either, I had to admit. The whole thing just looks so unassuming, the petite size, bland colour and with that reasonable price tag, who would have guessed just what it is capable of?

Was it a fluke? Only more testing would determine so we cracked on (pun, most definitely intended) No fluke! The Tenga egg is eggcellent! I'll be honest, when I clicked add to basket on the product page and proceed to the checkout it wasn't the item I had the highest hopes for. Boy, how wrong was I? But let's rewind.

Arriving in no time at all this egg was nestled amongst my other treats. The egg is slightly bigger than the one you have currently got in the fridge and is wrapped in Tenga packaging, no surprises there. Retrieving the egg from the case is satisfying in itself, if you only used it as a stress-relief ball of sorts it'd be worth the money. It's quite addictive to just sit and squeeze and manipulate the thing whilst your kid is out of bed yet again, this time because they're thirsty.

So check for other uses but onto the intended one. Add the supplied lube and prepare yourself for a lightening response. Those deep ridges you ran your fingers over earlier whilst counting to ten again command every centimetre of the head of the penis. My other half is a closed-mouthed-cummer but the noises he has omitted whilst enjoying his egg are as loud as any thunder. Seriously, even he'd have a chance at running up if only there was a grunting competition.

Tenga eggs are sold as a one time wonder but this egg has delivered more. We're currently on use number four and it's still going strong. Therefore it is proven, not scientifically, but it is totally possible with some careful cleaning and storing that you can use it over and over.

So just how do you clean it? It's the easiest thing ever! I'm not yolk-ing. You can turn it completely inside out so getting rid of the stuff you've put in there is incredibly easy. I always use a mix of toy cleaner and warm water to keep in check any bacteria. It doesn't take forever and a day to dry either, bonus!

I've since nipped back onto Lovehoney and ordered more Tenga eggs. I really don't think you need any more recommendation than that. Enjoy your egg(s).

I have never been tempted with any TENGA eggs before, but when I received one as a free gift I thought what the hey! All I can say is, wow, it fits snuggly around the tip, and just a slow twisting motion will have you cumming in minutes! If you take your time you can have some incredible orgasms.

I have also found that if you clean it nicely you can get a good few uses out of it. TENGA eggs will now be a regular on my shopping list from now on!