Pipedream Luv Touch Neon Jelly Male Stroker

The packaging is pretty much as you see it in the pictures, there’s not much detail about the product or anything else really.

Opening the box reveals the stroker in a sealed bag. It looks pretty good, the pink channel offset against the crystal clear grip may not be a typical look for a male toy but I think it looks quite funky.

The stroker seemed a little bit oily/greasy in the bag so I thought I’d give it a wash first. Towel drying caused it to pick up lots of fluff and dust, and because it’s so soft it doesn’t stand up by itself so it’s hard to get it to air-dry too (both ends are open so that helps a bit). Once it was dry the washing didn’t seem to do much for the residue so I presume this is just how the material is.

Now the tricky bit, trying to use it!

You will need plenty of lube because this toy is tight, I couldn’t even got my finger in it without it! This however adds the first problem, if you get lube on the outside of the toy becomes it very slippery and pretty much impossible to enter. This can also be a bit of a problem during use because it has a small opening at the top so lube can be forced out.

So, well lubed up and with dry hands you just slip it onto your (or someone else’s) old fella and off you go right?

…In theory yes, in practice because the entrance is pretty small it can take a little while to find the right angle, and pressure required to get inside. I’m sure they are working on the equations at CERN but I fear it’s a long way off, so trial and error is pretty much your only choice.

That said once inside the feeling I pretty good, the ridges are rounded and not overly pronounced so it’s quite a natural feeling. The description says you can adjust pressure by tightening or loosening your grip; hats off to you if you want this tighter though!

Suffice to say the experience didn’t last long.

Again, we come to washing it, turning it inside out is not an option. Running water through the top opening and getting your finger in does a pretty good job but as it's pretty long the last part can be tricky to reach.

This one’s not for me. I find it too tight and fiddly to use to really enjoy it. Think I’ll stick to my TENGA 3D.

At first, this seems fantastic. It's incredibly tight, and quite attractive to look at.

However, one thing that really lets this stroker down is the pinhole on the closed end.

You absolutely will need lube to use this, and probably a decent amount. As I said, it's really tight. But as soon as you start to use it, the lube will all shoot out of the pinhole at the end. And given that, you can just imagine what happens when you orgasm.

My other half tells me that as far as strokers go, it doesn't feel amazing. He much prefers the Sue Johanson Head Honcho - and that one isn't messy either!

I had bought this toy in conjunction with a few others I was trying and I was disappointed to say the least.

I actually decided to buy it because it was supposedly very tight, although the opening is very small. Once inside there is a lack of texture that provides any genuine stimulation.