Top 5 Sex Machines

Thinking about investing in a sex machine? Check out our top 5 and discover the one that will sweep you off your feet.

If you’ve ever seen a sex machine in action, then I think it’s safe to say that you’ve also had a strong desire to try one out. Whereas the idea of a ‘mechanical sex simulator’ doesn’t sound very sexy, the reality is so sexy that you may just need a lie down after reading this guide!

From the budget to the luxury, Lovehoney has a sex machine to suit you.

Best for luxurious play

The Cowgirl Premium Remote and App Controlled Riding Sex Machine
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£1,274.99 £1,499.99 You save: £225.00 (15%)

Revolutionise your solo experiences with this sophisticated riding style sex machine. Blending functionality with fantasy, the cowgirl has a versatile 360° swivel rotation, multiple modes of vibration and 2 silken silicone attachments. Lasso optional.

What customers say: "I have never before considered a sex toy life-changing, but we definitely could not now live without this toy. It has revolutionised our sex life.".

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Best for pleasure on a budget

Fantasy For Her Rechargeable Remote Control Sex Machine
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Satisfy your deep drill pounding fantasies with this remote control sex machine from Fantasy For Her. Boasting 7 vibration patterns and 7 thrusting patterns with the added stimulation of a warming shaft, there's sure to be a setting to satisfy you.

What customers say: "I’ve NEVER felt anything like this thing in my life. I’m still shaking.".

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Best for couple’s play

Cloud 9 F-Slider Ride-On Sex Chair
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£674.99 £749.99 You save: £75.00 (10%)

Choose self-care in the form of self-satisfaction with this ultra-satisfying mechanical sex chair. Powered by nothing more than your own thrusts, it comes with a realistic 7 inch dildo as well as a Vac-U-Lock adaptor and a universal dildo adaptor. Makes for a greeat view, too.

What customers say: "The verdict for this sex machine is that it is actually better than some electronic plug-in ones I’ve explored. The thing I like the most is that it really is effortless during use, and I don’t tire as quickly when I use it when compared to riding one of my lovers.".

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Best for variety

Dark Magic Inflatable Remote Control Thrusting Sex Machine
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If lazy loving is your style, then you'll love this ergonomic thrusting sex machine that takes care of everything for you. Simply attach your choice of 3 realistic vibrators to the thrusting unit, lie back and use the remote control for hands-free bliss.

What customers say: "I can control it to the right speed so the sex is my way the way I want it. I would definitely recommend lube as the pounding I got is like nothing I’ve felt before (in a good way).".

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Best for realism

THRUST Pro Elite Tamara Rechargeable Remote Control Vibrating Masturbator Kit
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Tamara's irresistibly arched, rounded rear is here and it's positioned doggy-style for your delight. She's weighty and stable enough for hands-free fun, so you can slip into her pussy or ass and ride to ecstasy, spurred on by the strong vibrations.

What customers say: "When turned on it feels absolutely incredible - it feels just like having sex with someone who is wearing a vibrating butt plug. Amazing! The vibrations are powerful and travel through the whole vagina and bum canals, leading to intensive stimulation of the whole penis.".

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