1. Suck-O-Mat Ultimate Milking Machine

      Average customer review 2 out of 5 stars16 reviews

      Fellas, are you ready to get up and do your thing? Promising strong suction and intense, mains-powered pleasure, this super-charged masturbator will have you feeling funkier than James Brown on a Friday. Now get on the good foot (and do the bad thing).

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      1. Suck-O-Mat Ultimate Milking Machine

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    1. Product Description

      Fellas, are you ready to get up and do your thing? Promising strong suction and intense, mains-powered pleasure, this super-charged masturbator will have you feeling funkier than James Brown on a Friday. Now get on the good foot (and do the bad thing).

      Slip your schlong into the soft, stretchy sleeve, set the speed and intensity using the push buttons on the power bank, and let the powerful pulsing sucking send super-pleasurable sensations up and down your penis.

      For extra-slippery sensations, slather your schlong in water-based lube before use.

      Key Features:

      • Hands-free male masturbation machine with integrated pleasure ring and extra-strong suction
      • Soft and stretchy penis sleeve teases and sucks on your main man
      • 5 speeds with 5 levels of suction intensity for tailored play sessions
      • Motor housed in glossy lacquer-look case with easy-to-use buttons
      • Mains-powered so no need to worry about batteries
    1. How it measures up

      • Internal Length: 4 inches
      • Opening: Neutral
    2. How it feels

      • Material: Soft Plastic
    3. Power and speed

      • Power Type: Mains powered
      • Vibration speed: Multiple speeds
    4. Essential info

      • Waterproof: No
      • Allergens: Phthalate-Free

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    1. Customer Reviews

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      1. Suck-O-Mat Ultimate Milking Machine
      2. Suck-O-Mat Ultimate Milking Machine

        Our Price
        £199.99

    1. A great tease

      Reviewed: 16 October 2018 by kaigor, a Bisexual Single Male

      So the ultimate blowjob masturbator huh? Well it does not have any teeth to worry about, I'll give it that.

      Joking aside, in my personal experience with the toy this won't make you cum fast from a cold start. What this toy does really well is tease and edge you mostly hands free. You still need to support the toy to stop it falling off you, but if you're laying flat this takes almost no effort.

      Then just relax and let the toy suck and tease you for hours, literally hours if you want to. Then when you've had enough, just jack off to finish.

      It might be that given enough time on the highest speed and intensity this machine will get you off, but it's not going to be faster than a Fleshlight or your own hands.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Teasing edging.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Ultimate tease machine.
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    1. Blown away

      Reviewed: 04 April 2018 by SD-CJ, a Straight Married Male

      We received this item in typical Lovehoney fashion… Quickly and perfectly packaged.

      We couldn’t wait to get this opened and the first thing that will strike you is the smart looking packaging and above all else, the weight. You know this is a proper toy from that alone!

      Opening the box you’ll be met with the main body of the unit along with the neatly packaged accessories, all of which fit quickly and easily together.

      Plug it in, add some lube and you’re off, the controls are simple; one button for the strength of suction and one for the pattern. It’s really that simple, but don’t be fooled, the toy isn’t simple and will literally blow you away with the intense suction.

      As with the nature of a toy like this, there is a certain level of noise from the unit to create the suction, so no trying to use it somewhere quiet. But you can’t be surprised at that.

      All in all, a fantastic toy that will give you intense fun again and again. Highly recommended, you won’t be disappointed.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Strength of suction, ease of use
      Cons
      Nothing
      Bottom line
      Fantastic
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    1. An excellent idea, almost executed very well

      Reviewed: 25 March 2018 by PhilJones, a Straight Going Steady Male

      I was lucky enough to be sent this toy to test in exchange for my honest review- a big thank you to the Lovehoney team for such an amazing opportunity, I am very grateful.

      This is the second hands-free style male sex toy which I have used, but the first that simulated oral sex. The concept is incredible and the finished product is almost as good, and certainly worth the price. As such I would recommend this toy to anyone who would like to move on from ordinary male strokers and would like to try hands-free masturbation.

      The toy arrived as per Lovehoney's excellent postal record in super quick time in a discreet brown cardboard box so that no one would know that was inside it. In fact, as I was away when it was sent out, it sat in the post office collection point for a few days and on collection I was not worried at all about anyone knowing what was inside.

      After collecting the toy from the post office my girlfriend and I frantically rushed home to open the box and play with our new toy. I've never driven so fast in my life! On opening and discarding the ambiguous brown cardboard box we were met with some exceptional sex toy packaging which gave an initial feeling that this toy would be of a premium quality.

      The box it comes in is glossy black and grey, with the name of band printed in a stylish gun-grey font, and the brand's logo embossed in red and grey. Inside the box, the toy is contained is dismantled and each part is snuggly placed in its own little compartment. The packaging really was exquisite, and made me very excited to try the toy- if the packaging was this great imagine how good the toy would be!

      However, the exterior packaging is where the presentation of the toy ends, unfortunately. The make and the look of the actual product is not at all to my taste The black box which controls the toys settings is made out of cheap looking black plastic, with large red plastic buttons on it to control the speed and level of suction, the intensity of which is displayed via LED lights on the box. Though the large plastic buttons are useful during play as it means it is easy to change settings, they only loosely fit, and I have some worries that if some lube were to get on them it may slide downwards into the mechanics of the motor. I also wonder if after some use the plastic casing may suffer some damage.

      Similarly, I did not like the colour of the penis sleeve. I found the translucent gold/brown quite unattractive. An opaque black or transparent sleeve would have been much more attractive in my opinion. The penis sleeve is made of a rigid jelly-like material, like a reinforced stroker with a pleasure ring at the base which is designed to assist in keeping the penis hard, increasing simulation, and ensuring that the sleeve stayed on the penis so as to make the simulation hands-free.

      The machine was easy to set up on following the included instructions, and I can not imagine anyone having any difficulty in doing so. However, the instructions did seem quite generic, and I wonder if they are mass produced to cover any similar toys in the range, rather than specifically for this toy.

      In use, this toy was quite frankly exceptional. After playing with the settings without my penis inserted in the sleeve, to get an idea of how the toy worked and what to expect, I placed a small amount of lube on my penis and in the sleeve and began to enjoy the toy. The first time that I used it, it made me orgasm in record time, and the orgasm was one of the most powerful which I have had to date. The suction on the lowest level is akin to the penis simply being in somebody's mouth, and at the highest setting it produces a level of suction which I'm sure no human could reproduce- it was exquisite. The speed setting controlled the regularity that the suction occurs- there are no moving parts, the stimulation is caused by waves of suction. At the lowest speed setting, it did very little to stimulate me as the suctions were too infrequent- it was just frequent enough to keep me erect. However, at the highest speed level, the waves of suction happen so quickly it left me gasping.

      My favourite way to use the toy is to have the speed on the highest setting from the start, and increase the suction gradually, with the highest suction level bringing me to the brink of orgasm, and then quickly dropping the suction level back to the first setting and building myself up again until I eventually let myself orgasm. Edging myself like this was amazing, and has intact helped me control myself better during penetrative sex with my girlfriend- it has helped me get a better understanding of when I am close to orgasm and how to control it when I am at that point.

      The unique selling point of this toy, and the reason that the toy carries quite a hefty price tag, is that it is hands-free. The first few times which I used it, I was dubious. I felt like I had to keep one hand on the base of the sleeve to prevent it from falling over, and the worry that it was going to did ruin my enjoyment of it slightly. However, the more that I have gotten used to it, the more confident I am that it is truly hands-free. This is more important than many people realise. It lets your other two hands roam all over other parts of your body; you can play with your nipples, anus or anywhere else you like to be touched. Having both my hands on me and having my penis simulated always leads to an absolutely mind shattering orgasm every time- especially when coupled with a vibrating butt plug or prostate massager.

      My girlfriend recently tied me up in a spreadeagled position on our bed and blindfolded me before inserting a vibrating butt plug and plugging me into this toy. She kept the butt plug and this toy on the lowest possible settings for over an hour while she teased me, before turning them both onto maximum settings. I had the most powerful orgasm of my life and she had to place her hands over my mouth to stop our neighbours hearing me. I would recommend this to anyone,

      This toy is very easy to clean with a few squirts of sex toy cleaner and a wipe.

      It is a shame about the presentation of the toy and the materials which the manufacturers chose to develop it in. However, in use it is truly amazing and would recommend it to anyone.

    2. Overall Rating
      8 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Hands-free masturbation.
      Cons
      Colours and material used.
      Bottom line
      An exciting new way to masturbate.
    3. 7 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Great concept with a few drawbacks

      Reviewed: 21 May 2018 by CheesecakeAndNP, a Straight Engaged Male

      Lovehoney sent me this in return for an honest review. As always with Lovehoney, the item was securely and discretely packaged and arrived promptly. The box containing the toy is high quality as befitting a toy worth nearly £200. A sturdy box with carbon fiber-style covering showing that this is aimed at the male market (because carbon fibre automatically makes something better!). The toy does require a little bit of assembly but nothing requiring any tools and it's all done in a few seconds.

      I was really excited to give this a try and my fiancee was keen to watch me too. Having applied copious amounts of lube (yes, you really will need lots of lube to use this toy as it is intended), I slipped myself inside and turned on the power. Now, most reviews warn you about how noisy this product is and this review is going to echo those. It's loud. Really loud. Even knowing what others had written about it, I wasn't really prepared for the noise level even at it's lowest setting. On the plus side I suspect that a good quality pair of noise cancelling headphones would cope with this if you were using this toy solo and wanting to watch something stimulating.

      This toy is billed on the packaging as being hands free. It's not, not even a little bit. The sleeve your penis goes inside is quite heavy and the sucking motion will see it pop off within seconds. The sleeve is a jelly-like consistency with no rigid support and is smooth on the inside. As for the sensations the toy provides, this is not a quick, get the job done fast type toy. Think of it as more of a simulation of when you're with a partner who is giving your penis long, loving sucks and you won't be far off. This really will get the job done and it will be intense when it happens, but if you're in a hurry this is not the toy for you!

      I've taken a while to write this review as I wanted to give the toy a good shot at fulfilling its potential. What worked best for me was using this with my partner whilst we were fantasising with each other about having a threesome, with the toy taking the place of the third person. This obviously isn't for everyone, but it really enhanced the fantasy for us.

      So what would I change? The noise could be reduced substantially to make it easier to use without waking the whole house. There's only so many times people will buy that we're having to do some late night vacuuming! Whilst it is very similar to a blowjob, it's similar to having one performed by someone who doesn't have a tongue. I think that if there was texture to the penis sleeve it would heighten things immensely. I had considered cutting the end off a stroker and using this to line the sleeve but this is an expensive toy and I didn't want to break it!

    2. Overall Rating
      7 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      A really different sensation to anything else on the market, upmarket fee.
      Cons
      The noise, lack of texture on sleeve.
      Bottom line
      A good attempt that needs some development.
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    1. Amazing idea, very realistic

      Reviewed: 29 March 2018 by zippo, a Straight Married Male

      I was kindly asked to test this for an honest review by Lovehoney and quite excited as I have never tried anything quite like this before.

      It arrived quickly as usual as always expected in plain packaging. I was quite surprised at how large the box was and how heavy this toy weighed. On opening the package it is in a high-quality black box and once you take the sleeve off the outside of the box there is no indication as to what’s inside so a great discreet box to keep it in.

      Inside you have a control unit finished in gloss black that is heavy and feels well made, some pipe a joiner and the sleeve and of course the power supply also an adapter so you can plug it in. The instructions are very basic just a picture of how it goes together, I sort of expected more than that for the price.

      Anyway onto the toy itself the only thing I didn’t like was the smell and colour of the sleeve it has a very plasticky/chemical smell that was still there after washing and it is sort of a light brown colour. After fitting it all together plugged it in and powered it up the first thing noticeable is it is quite noisy even on low settings nothing a bit of music wouldn’t drown out though.

      So lubed myself up well got nice and hard slipped it on, turned both settings on low and wow feels really good holding it lightly it worked its way slowly up and down with a great realistic sucking action just like a blowjob. Turned up the speed and it gets quite a bit quicker but the stroke gets a lot shorter but still feels good turned up the suction and it can really suck hard but the thing I found disappointing is that the sleeve isn’t long enough and you tend to get sucked on to the little hole at the end and while it feels great it just is not fast enough for me to orgasm, very nearly but not quite.

      The noise when it got going didn’t bother me at all but on full power, it is a bit noisy. I couldn’t get it to work completely hands-free as the sleeve is fairly heavy and sort of flops over to one side and comes off but with some experimenting, I think I could find a position that would work, I’m quite surprised that it didn’t come with some sort of suction mount.

      Cleaning is easy it all comes apart a bit of toy cleaner and a rinse under the tap and good as new.

      Would I buy it? Probably not but if you enjoy a long slow blowjob then it’s probably for you. An excellent idea that just needs a bit of tweaking. I will be using it again but I think more as a fun bit of foreplay.

    2. Overall Rating
      6 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Great realistic sucking action.
      Cons
      Not fast enough needs more power and a bit noisy.
      Bottom line
      Great if you like a long slow blowjob.
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