1. Bone Yard Punish and Obey Advanced Silicone Spanking Paddle

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      1. Bone Yard Punish and Obey Advanced Silicone Spanking Paddle

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    1. Product Description

      Deliver ear-bending, hair-raising impact with this 100% silicone paddle. Weighty and flexible, it administers high intensity spanks with minimal effort and heightens the sensation with its textured skull-pattern surface. Easy to clean and hypoallergenic.

      Certainly not a paddle for the faint of heart, this paddle is for advanced subs who are used to receiving pain with their pleasure.

      Key Features:

      • 100% silicone spanking paddle for advanced impact play
      • Weighty and flexible for intensified spanks
      • Textured, waterproof and temperature-responsive for endless play options
      • 9 x 2.2 inch spanking surface spreads sensation for maximum satisfaction
      • Sturdy handle with wrist loop for confident swings
      • A great heavy-duty alternative to leather

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    1. Customer Reviews

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      1. Bone Yard Punish and Obey Advanced Silicone Spanking Paddle
      2. Bone Yard Punish and Obey Advanced Silicone Spanking Paddle

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    1. Ouch!

      Reviewed: 18 February 2018 by Demony, a Straight Single Female

      Unsurprisingly, this really hurts, especially if your Dom is feeling ruthless (mine generally is).

      I love the resulting skull print ass skin and the silky feel of the silicone. Looks intimidating and creates a great sound. Extra points for the cute Dia de los Muertos skull that adorns the handle!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      It hurts.
      Cons
      It hurts.
      Bottom line
      Excellent paddle. Definitely a nice change from leather or wood.
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    1. Black and Blew me away

      Reviewed: 25 January 2018 by Ms. Way, a Bisexual Going Steady Female

      This. Is. Amazing. As we had previously broken a Singapore stinger paddle, we went for this lovely guy as insurance against splinters. We could not be more impressed.

      As a previous reviewer mentioned, it behaves like a hybrid between a paddle and a strap. I find the sound is a bit more muted compared to a wooden paddle, and this certainly has a sharper feel to it than the blunt sting of our previous paddle. The textured skulls add a bite that lasts a few seconds after impact too.

      All in all, it's easy to clean, easy to swing, and leaves gorgeous marks. I wouldn't consider myself advanced by any means, but this is a versatile toy that is used almost every day with my boyfriend and me.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Easy to clean, easy to wield, marks up the skin super well.
      Cons
      Could be stiffer like a conventional paddle.
      Bottom line
      Absolutely fantastic, a great investment.
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    1. Intense and punishing

      Reviewed: 12 January 2018 by Covered in bees

      This is a hefty paddle that looks intimidating, and appearances certainly do not deceive: it can deliver a truly mean spanking. It could probably be used for a sensual, teasing spanking if desired, but it really lends itself to more punishing situations.

      To the spankee, the paddle feels moderately thuddy thanks to its reasonable weight and dense material (silicone is far denser than leather or wood). However, it mostly feels extremely stingy, due to the slight drag silicone surfaces have, and also due to the heavily-textured skull pattern used here, both of which make the paddle tug a little on the skin as each spank lands.

      For the person delivering the spanks, the paddle is very comfortable to hold thanks to the ergonomically rounded handle. It is also relatively easy to wield, although it does have a lot of flex when swung, so requires a bit of care to ensure spanks land as intended. I would say it behaves almost like a hybrid between a paddle and a thick strap.

      Although this implement is well-made and does a very good job for its purpose, I was a little disappointed that the manufacturers have used the textured skull pattern on both sides of the paddle. I think they missed a trick, here: having one smooth side and one patterned would have made an already good paddle a great one, by giving it greater versatility. The texture is very noticeable (and sometimes too extreme for my preference) so a smooth side would have offered a significantly different sensation.

      As well as the Bone Yard, I also own the other silicone spanking paddle currently stocked by Lovehoney (the Fetish Fantasy Extreme Advanced Silicone Spanking Paddle) and I find it difficult to choose a favourite between the two, as they each shine in their own way. The Fetish Fantasy is more versatile with its two different sides, and it has a greater stiffness which gives it fantastic bounce and makes it easier to use with precision. However, I do love that the Bone Yard is thicker and has excellent flex, allowing it to be used a bit more like a strap, and I find it far more comfortable to hold and use. It's also more aesthetically pleasing, for me, and makes a more satisfying 'swish' sound as it travels through the air.

      In summary: this paddle is not quite perfect but it is very, very good. It can mete out a very intense and memorable spanking with little effort and remain as comfortable for the person using it as it is uncomfortable for their receiving partner. It could have even the naughtiest sub promising to be good and begging for leniency, and I recommend it as an excellent addition to the arsenal of any sadistic dominant. Just be aware that there is no smooth-sided option, so avoid if you really dislike heavily-textured spanking surfaces.

    2. Overall Rating:
      9 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Very comfortable in use, unless you're on the receiving end! Excellently punishing.
      Cons
      Heavily-textured patterned spanking surface is identical on both sides.
      Bottom line
      Recommended for lovers of intense, stinging spankings that leave a lasting impression.
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