Sexy Christmas Novelty Thong for Men
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Deck your balls with boughs of holly (fa la la la la, la la la la). Something fun to make you jolly (fa la la la la, la la la la). Give new meaning to 'Santa's sack' with this xmas thong to give your bulge a festive makeover and your lover a sexy eyeful.
Elasticated for comfort, this posing pouch features faux fur and soft velour for that authentic Santa finish, and a thong back that shows off your cheekier side. All the while a trio of audible bells add festive cheer to every step for a jingle ball rock your partner won't forget in a hurry.
- Christmas posing pouch with thong back for cheeky festive fun
- Elasticated pouch comfortably supports and enhances your manhood
- Made from soft faux fur and velour for an authentic Santa finish
- Audible bells add festive cheer to every step and wiggle
- Thong back shows off your bottom to tempt and tease
Fever Costumes Size Chart
Fever Women's Costume Size UK Dress size Bust Waist Hips Small 8-10 34.5" - 35.5" 26.5" - 27.5" 37" - 38" Medium 12-14 37" - 38.5" 29" - 30.5" 39.5" - 41" Large 16-18 40" - 42" 32" - 34" 42.5" - 44.5" XL 20-22 44" - 46" 36" - 38" 47" - 49" XXL 24-26 48" - 50" 40" - 42" 51" - 53" One Size 10-14 35.5" - 38.5" 27.5" - 30.5" 38" - 41" One Size Queen 18 - 22 42" - 46" 34" - 38" 42.5" - 49" Fever Women's Costume Size US Dress size Small 6 - 8 Medium 10 - 12 Large 14 - 16 XL 18 - 20 XXL 22 - 24 One Size 8 - 12 One Size Queen 16 - 20 Fever Men's Costume Size Chest Waist Inside Leg Medium 38" - 40" 32" - 34" 32.75" Large 42" - 44" 36" - 38" 33"
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Sexy Christmas Novelty Thong for Men
Be prepared for the stuffing!
Reviewed: 21 October 2015 by BarginHunta, a Straight Married Male
First impressions of this item was that it definitely falls into the 'novelty' category, not just because of the Christmas theme, but the general 'feel' of the item too.
On unpacking it, several large tufts of the white trim literally came off in my hand, but after that the rest seems to be secured quite well, as do the holly and bells decorating the front of the pouch.
Looking over the item, the finish isn't quite what you'd expect for a 'normal' piece of clothing; the internal surface of the material is slightly rough, and particularly so where the decoration has been glued to the front, but then this isn't a piece of everyday clothing.
As this is not something you are going to be wearing for prolonged periods, as a novelty item it is acceptable.
I actually quite like the bells the on the front of it - they even jingle!
Trying it on was actually more of a comfortable experience than I had expected. Although I had expected the wide elasticated bands around the waist to be fine, I'd expected the equally wide one between the buttocks to be uncomfortable, but this was not the case. Although it wasn't particularly flattering, either, as it has a tendency to twist the material as it nestles between the cheeks.
Down to the business of the day. Well, for this Christmas package I found that you could choose either the meat, or the veg, and whichever you chose there would certainly be a lot of stuffing and not much need for unwrapping!
Quite simply the pouch on this item is nowhere near big enough, and I do not class myself as a particularly large man. With some careful arrangement and tucking, your penis can be curled under itself to nestle into the pouch, but as this is the area that is normally occupied by your testicles this very act means that there is no room for them, so they are rather unceremoniously pushed out of each side of the pouch!
Alternatively, you can make sure that your testicles are nicely tucked in thanks to the elasticated sides of the pouch, but then you are left wondering what to with the Christmas Turkey...
In the end I opted for the penis-in-balls-out approach and did my best to keep everything in place with my thighs thwarting any escape attempts by the Christmas baubles. This allowed for some laughs with the other half, especially with the occasional jiggle to jingle the bells in a thoroughly festive manner!
Overall, a nice idea, and certainly a good novelty item for the festive season, but it undoubtedly needs more material in the pouch area, or changing to a 'stretch' material.
Note: I received this as a review item, and do not know what the price will be so, please ignore my 'value for money' rating.
- Overall look is great, and the jiggling bells finish it off nicely.
- The pouch is just too small to be comfortable or flattering.
- Bottom line
- A great idea with plenty of promise, but just not enough wrapping!
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