1. Bettie Page Picture Perfect Spanking Paddle

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    1. Product Description

      All hail the queen. The queen of bondage and pin-up, that is. The original pioneer of all things kink, Bettie blazed the trail with her risqué BDSM photoshoots way back in the prudish '50s. In fact, we hear she taught Christian Grey everything he knows...

      Get a slice of the action (and Bettie's beautiful derrière) with this dual-sided beginner's spanking paddle and inject some authentic bondage legacy into your kinky play sessions.

      Just like the starlet herself, this spanker has a nice side, and a naughty one. Explore its 2 surfaces and switch between light and heavy strokes to discover the pleasures of S&M play with your partner.

      Use the soft, quilted side to deliver delicate strokes and gentle caresses to your lover's thighs and bottom. When you're both ready, move on to the smooth, rigid surface to send sharp snaps with a pleasant sting through your partner's skin. An integrated wrist strap, detailed with Bettie's signature, offers security during play.

      We've worked closely with Bettie Page's estate to combine years of Lovehoney knowledge with sensational Bettie Page styling. The result is a stunning collection of pleasure products to satisfy Bettie Page collectors, retro addicts and bondage enthusiasts alike.

      Key Features:

      • Luxurious dual-sided spanking paddle for beginner's impact play
      • Quilted faux leather offers muffled spanks for light sensation
      • Smooth, rigid side creates audible slaps and sharp stimulation
      • Ergonomic 6.5 inch handle with wrist loop enables easy, confident swings
      • Long spanking surface with iconic image of Bettie Page spreads sensation across a 6 x 2.5 inch area
      • Presented in a beautiful Bettie Page storage box with collector's card and keyring
      • Official Bettie Page merchandise, approved by the Bettie Page estate

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Bettie Page Picture Perfect Spanking Paddle 20 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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    1. Rosy cheeks

      Reviewed: 30 April 2016 by killa-gummibear

      My OH bought this product as we are both big Bettie Page fans and we admire her aesthetic. When we opened the box, I quickly purloined the collectable keyring and cigarette card that are included.

      Once my partner and I got down to using the product, a good time was had by all. Both sides produce a nice noise when used upon the derrière. The sting was very pleasurable and it has become my favourite spanking toy.

      A must-have for any kinkster.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      The sting, the noise and the experience are all excellent.
      Bottom line
      A must-have for any kinkster.
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    1. Bettie needs a spank - Part 1

      Reviewed: 19 April 2016 by BobDog, a Straight Other Male

      My order arrived promptly in discreet packaging as usual, which is great as my neighbours are kind enough to look after the parcels if I am not in.

      Inside was a stylish box of fifties glamour. My OH loves the Bettie Page aesthetic, so do I.

      As well as the paddle, the box had a keyring and cigarette card, neither of which I managed to get a good look at as I wasn't quick enough to call dibs.

      The paddle itself is a joy to hold. It is similar to other dual sensation paddles, but the soft side has a much more luxurious quilted padding, the hard side is signed with a picture of Miss Page, minus nipples, as my OH exclaimed.

      To get in the mood we put on Violet Chachki's "Bettie" as my OH assumed the position.

      Started gently with the quilted side, with a short break to put the wrist strap on as it was interfering with the experience.

      The quilted side gives a nice resounding 'thump' with each whack, as my OH's cheeks began to glow we swapped to the Bettie side and a slightly quieter, but still satisfying 'thump.'

      After a while of alternating between Bettie and quilted side my OH reached the point of no return and then it was time to stop.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      The craftsmanship and presentation.
      Bottom line
      A quality way to deliver punishment or pleasure spankings.
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    1. Turn the Page and discover something new

      Reviewed: 11 March 2015 by Lovehoney - BlueJay, a Straight Going Steady Female

      There are so many reasons I got myself this spanking paddle, and it's lived up to all my expectations. If you have the same requirements for a paddle, I highly recommend you purchase this spanker!

      1) It's Bettie Page! I LOVE retro bits and pieces (and strong women from history), and with a background in burlesque felt I really should get my hands on something Bettie inspired. Not to mention this is an official piece of merchandise, authorised by the Bettie Page estate, so it's not just some cheap 'wannabe' product. I love authenticity, so this ticked all the boxes.

      2) The quality of the products and packaging. Even though this was a 'gift' to myself, I was still thrilled to have everything that came with the paddle, from the keyring and collector's card, to the sensational hard box it came in. I love it! Plus the paddle itself is great build-quality, including the stitching, material, wrist loop and Bettie Page image - it's all "Picture Perfect"!

      3) It's faux leather. I really dislike leather and try to avoid purchasing animal-based products wherever possible, not to mention my boyfriend is Vegan so this is a really important thing for us, but is REALLY difficult when shopping for bondage gear.

      We loved experimenting with the dual sides design and found that each surface felt really different from one another. The padded side was great for thuddy slaps and textured strokes, where as the photo side creates more of a 'slap' (similar to a hand slap) for more attention-grabbing spanks.

      All-in-all, this is a great paddle for first-time and experienced spankers, anyone who loves Bettie Page and retro-repro products or anyone who wants good quality, Vegan-friendly bondage equipment. You will not be disappointed with this product, I assure you.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Quality. Vegan-friendly. Bettie Page! Authentic merchandise.
      Bottom line
      One of my all time favourite sex toys.
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    1. Spank you very much

      Reviewed: 06 January 2015 by pinkanimal, a Straight Married Female

      So what's better than finding out you are receiving one Bettie Page product to test in time for Christmas? Finding out you are getting two! I'm pretty sure I almost dropped my phone!

      The paddle arrived usual discreet, speedy delivery and upon receipt of the box from the post woman I ran upstairs immediately to open it!

      You have the box encased in a cardboard sleeve, which has a picture of Bettie on the front of it and the product name.

      Slip that off and discover the sleek black box underneath with Bettie Page emblazoned on it in silver writing. To open this box is a little difficult, you have to hold on to both sides and wriggle it off!

      Inside the lid are beautiful black and white pictures of Bettie Page.

      On the other side is the paddle nestled on velvet, with printed ribbons and the keyring and collectors card that you get with every Bettie Page item.

      Well hubba hubba! On the paddle one side is a picture of Bettie almost naked showing off her perfect peachy bottom. This side is a little harsher on the skin. My concern was, if this side is used too often, will the picture rub off or fade? I guess only time will tell.

      The other side is black quilted and slightly padded. This side is a little softer on your skin and actually my favourite side.

      The paddle is expertly made with perfect stitching and is flexible and easy to use. And the smell of the leather! This alone makes me really turned on!

      Yes, okay, this paddle is a little more expensive than most of the paddles sold on Lovehoney. But it is much more than just a paddle, it is a classy piece of kit that everyone needs in their toybox!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      The box is difficult to open.
      Bottom line
      A stunning piece of bondage kit everyone needs in their toybox.
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    1. More than a spanking paddle - this is art

      Reviewed: 04 January 2015 by PBLove, a Straight Going Steady Male

      We were so happy when we got this wonderful item sent as a tester and couldn’t wait to try it out, so read here how we fell in love with this outstanding spanking paddle!

      The Package:

      Of course, this is the first thing you notice and usually I would write one line about it, but please allow me to tell you more about this wrapping: all Bettie Products are amazingly packed - you are totally aware of the fact that you hold a luxury item in hands here! When you pull off the dark cardboard box (that is very well designed with nice dark patterns, the name of the product and Bettie Page’s face), you are facing a hardcover, grey box that simply carries Bettie Page’s signature imprinted in silver. If you decide not to use the box as a storage box, this would be a perfect to keep jewellery or other precious little items.

      When you then pull the two parts (one of them even has some Bettie Page pictures inside!) of the hardcover box apart, the wonderful spanking paddle is presented on a smooth velvet display and held back with some Bettie-Page-customised strings.

      You think that’s already it about the package? No, not yet! When you lift out the paddle, underneath you find a collector’s card that has some details of Bettie Page on the one side and a very chic picture of her on the other. Moreover, there’s even a little collector’s jewellery charm, that will certainly pimp your bracelet!

      The Paddle:

      As soon as you lay eyes on this beautiful spanking paddle, you know that you have something special in hands! The quality of this faux-leather paddle is just amazing.

      Starting with the stitches, that are neatly made and don’t leave any room for complaint, this product has an aura of extravagance, as the inner side of the paddle reminds me very much of an iconic hand bag. It just looks extra beautiful.

      The sexy, but elegant and classy, picture on the outer side just gives this product the special something and makes it extraordinary to all the other boring one-coloured products out there!

      The Usage:

      Easy to hold in both my OH's and my hand, we are ready to use it (to us it didn’t matter that you can’t get your hand through the band at the bottom of the paddle) - and gosh, that was awesome! While the pictured side makes a nice slap, that stings a bit more, we preferred the ridged, black one which provides you a great sound! You don’t even have to hit hard (but you can if you want!) to get a good slap-sound. Depending on your power, you get a tingly sensation, that also leaves back a nice amount of red marks, that will even stay there for a bit. On the next day though, the marks are luckily nowhere to be seen and you are ready for a next round :-)

      I gave this paddle a rough, hard test on my OH and I have got to tell you, that the paddle didn’t even bend a millimetre and is still perfectly straight - just great quality.

      Why the Bettie Page Spanking Paddle:

      I am aware of the fact that this product is at the higher end of spanking collections, but for two reasons: quality and design. This is more than just a spanking paddle which you use in the complete darkness and the let it disappear in your naughty drawer again - this is a product to surprise your OH with, to make a naughty yet glamorous present or to simply treat yourself to a high-end-product, that you always wanted. Moreover, I can perfectly imagine this product to the first BDSM-product you buy or get as a present and that leads you to the endless world which is yet waiting for you to be discovered. Nevertheless, all spanking fans will enjoy that product as well.

      Not only the package, but also the great look and the quality is outstanding and make this spanking paddle special. I can highly recommend to extend your collection and get this beauty of a toy!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Package + design + quality = luxury
      Absolutely nothing.
      Bottom line
      Outstanding product, that can enhance every bedroom.
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