Oral Sex Dice: Lick Suck Blow Kiss

I brought these for me and my partner as something different in the bedroom and they are great!

They are so much fun and a great way to excite things while you warm up.

You can roll your way to pleasure with these and even cheat when he's not looking to get the one the want.

I would also say they are perfect for couples that aren't as confident in the bedroom, they make you forget your insecurities because of the excitement of the play.

They're here! These were a new order of ours, and they arrived together with a pair of panties, a deck of cards and two other items (yup, we got the Deal of the Week! :) ).

It's no secret (at least not if you know us, or if you've read my reviews) that we have two further sets of dice, but hey, you can't go wrong with dice (or with combining them ;) ).

The dice are a pair, as you can see in the picture. The box is the usual type of box, although what I'd definitely say is that a lot of work has gone into the presentation - for something so simple, the box sure has the tribal tattoo look in the best possible way.

The dice are not pink as the pic might make you suspect, I'd say more mild coral red colour that any couple will love (and so easy to find if lost, people!).

One does the body parts and the other does actions, and from there on, the sky's the limit.

What you'll love about these is that the instructions aren't awkward. I find that in sex stuff, be it toys or accessories or even romantic or erotic stories, people are often a bit unsure about how to phrase stuff. And while most of us don't have a problem with saying penis or vagina, I find these to be rather cold and impersonal terms... kind of like a biology lesson. Plus, it gets complicated... vagina is just the internal part - you'd have to have extra space for all the medically named bits, female and male, if you were to really do it "right" (which might work for those with a medical fetish, but will potentially put the rest of us off by default of boring school lesson :) ). But on the other hand, the terms used can get a bit less than appealing if what I'd refer to as porn or street terms are used. Cock seems to have made its proud way into usage, and pretty much everyone uses it... but I know women who actively dislike the word pussy, and I honestly can't say I feel connected to it (my lady love and I generally use other terms). So yes - the terms get complicated, because people are stuck between trying not to be TOO medical and also not TOO explicit, while also trying to avoid sounding awkward or too flowery and romantic (which, as far as I'm concerned, is odd, because, being a romantic, I totally fall for the flowery terms myself! :) ).

In the case of these dice, the most I can say is that I wouldn't have gone for "privates" as the word for your manly or womanly bits. I really wouldn't. But then again, I really do think that there's always going to be a problem with getting these aptly named, and this is by far NOT the worst name you could be giving them, so on we go, lol, and we won't be hating the dice. :)

What I really love about these is the fact that they offer, among the actions, "player's choice". This is the absolute jackpot for all of us who like to surprise as much as we like being surprised, lol... and just think, you can tailor this to suit any mild domination game (or even a more hardcore one, I guess) that you might be playing.

Normally, the player is the person tossing the dice. But how about switching it around and deciding for the other person? And are YOU doing the action, or are THEY doing the action? Oh, and why not toss a coin to decide who's doing what? Once, maybe even every time?

See why we like dice yet...?

We can't wait to combine these babies with all our other stuff. Dice games rock when put into the bedroom (or any other suitably sexy place, really) and I will admit that I have absolutely evil plans about them when we move and equip ourselves further. Sex furniture, for instance, would go great with these... as would some other sex toys here at Lovehoney I have my eye on.

You DO see why we like dice, right? :D

I bought these for a laugh when buying other things. I didn't expect much from them. But they turned out to be a good laugh, and we had some really good fun with these.

As usual, the delivery turned up in a nice discreet box which is always a plus. The dice are well made. Nothing too extreme on them, so nothing to put you off.

If you are looking for a good laugh along with some fun before getting down to business, try these lil suckers out.