Rude-olf Reindeer Sexy Novelty Thong for Men

I'm not usually a fan of male lingerie, but hey, I am one for a bit of a laugh, so I couldn't resist the opportunity to try out a rude-olf thong. Expecting complete and utter tack, I was genuinely surprised when I found a plush sateen type material pouch adorned with a soft red nose, two over sized googly eyes some soft antlers, and a thick mane of furry hair. It all appears very well made and has stood up well to the rigours of pulling prodding and pokeing I have subjected it to. I was however, slightly concerned at the thickness of the thong; it's as thick as my thumb at almost an inch. Other than the pouch, the thong and waist straps are just a length of elastic, and according to my tape measure will fit a waist between 30 and 52 inches, although at the larger end I'm sure you'll feel a bit of a pinch; but sexiness isn't painless is it!? I'll be honest on the fit; I found the pouch slightly small. Now I'm not the most endowed chap, and although it kept my penis covered up, I did have a problem with a rogue testicle that just would not stay within rude-olf's pouch. However, this made for much merriment and laughter. I am also glad to report that I found the thong surprisingly comfortable, in fact, this thong is one of the most comfortable pieces of underwear I own (save for the escapee ball - but that's my anatomy not yours!) I have been able to wear it all day without discomfort, and the feel of the mane gently tickling some of your more delicate areas is actually very pleasant. But... THE EYES!! The Eyes have huge comedy value, and really do make the thong a comedy piece, but being so large, they rattle, not loudly, but enough that you're not sure if others can hear it (I'm told they can't). Which leads me into the only downfall that I can find; why isn't the nose a jingle bell!?