J&D's Baconlube Bacon Flavoured Lubricant 57ml

Love bacon? Love sex? Why not combine them with Baconlube - a surprisingly vegan-friendly alternative to your normal sexual lubricants. It's sweet, it's tasty, it's BACON and it's going all over your sexy bits. Possibly the best flavoured sex lube ever!

Baconlube is the world's first lube with the sweet, succulent taste of cooked bacon. Baste your bits before you get cookin' and enjoy the tender taste of freshly-cooked bacon with a side of orgasm.

Slick some of this water-based lubricant on your pork sword to pash her with a rasher. With a 100% lower risk of fat burns when you substitute Baconlube for your normal pig fat products during sex, you're assured a corking porking.

The 57ml bottle features a fliptop lid and is decorated with a single rasher of deliciously-cooked streaky bacon. Slip and slather it everywhere you want to ravish.

Caution: This tasty bacon lube tastes so good you may try to take a bite out of your partner. Exercise restraint to avoid injury.

We do not recommend drinking this delicious lube.

Ingredients: Water (Aqua), Glycerin, Hydroxyethyl-Cellulose, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Saccharin, Artifical Flavour, Citric Acid.