Toy Joy Remote Vibrating Pleasure Pants

Extremely cheap and nasty

Reviewed: 09 Jun 2010 by Slave Malcom, a Married Straight Male

I cannot believe that this product is sold for £35. In my opinion, even £3.50 would be too much. Here is the break down:

Cons:

Cheap-looking packaging.

The 'luxurious thong' is the most disgusting-looking and feeling bit of tat I have seen in a long time. It's nothing more than some cheap, nasty plastic-y material on the front, with cheap elastic for the rest or it.

I have no idea how a size 8 would fit in this. My Mistress is a typical size 12 and she really struggled to keep it on. Well, I say this: Mistress wanted to take it off even before she put it on, but we gave it a go.

The vibrations are really loud and can only be set at one speed.

The actual vibration unit is massive. It needs to be something more the size of a bullet for this item to work.

The key fob has to be kept within a couple of metres, otherwise it doesn't work.

The plastic case in the key fob broke first time when trying to put the battery in.

Pros:

Nothing.

So in summary I would not recommend this item to anyone.

Crude and Loud

Reviewed: 11 Oct 2007 by RoscoPeeko

A discrete remote Vibe? My GF won't go near the thing! It's cheap and plastic - and the pants are extremely crude. I wouldn't mind so much, but I paid £35 for this, i reckon it takes about £5 to make!