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    1. Classified Mr Moo Pouch

      Average customer review: Average customer review 10 out of 10(6 reviews) Add your review

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      Not only a superb (and possibly unique) opportunity to house your member in a cow, this silly, silly pouch actually moos too!

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      1. Classified Mr Moo Pouch

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      1. Classified Mr Moo Pouch

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    1. Product Description

      Not only a superb (and possibly unique) opportunity to house your member in a cow, this silly, silly pouch actually moos too!

      Elastic colour may vary.

    1. Essential info

      • Contains latex: No
      • Washing instructions: Machine wash

    Classified Size Chart

    1. Classified Lingerie Size UK Dress size
      Small  8 - 10
      Medium 12 - 14
      Large 16 - 18
      XL 20 - 22
      One Size 10 - 14

       

      Classified Lingerie Size US Dress size
      Small  6 - 8
      Medium 10 - 12
      Large 14- 16
      XL 18 - 20
      One Size  8 - 12

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    Customer Reviews

    Classified Mr Moo Pouch 10 out of 10 10 out of 10 (6 reviews) Write your own review

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    1. Moo Mooo Mooo

      Reviewed: 03 Feb 2012 by igmmgi, an Engaged Straight Male

      My girlfriend said:

      "It was my first time when I saw a man in thong, but it's good to show his bum. When I saw the front side of Moo I started to laugh. More laughing when heard the voice but it was a good way to have a good play…"

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Material Quality:
      10 out of 10
      Build Quality:
      9 out of 10
      Fit:
      9 out of 10
      Sex Appeal:
      10 out of 10
      Value for money:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      Funny minutes before making love.
      Cons
      Scared to wear it under clothes in case it played sound too early.
      Bottom line
      Low price - big fun.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes

    1. Very a-moo-sing product

      Reviewed: 11 Nov 2011 by MrM, a Married Straight Male

      Bought this as a bit of a joke and it was more fun than expected. It is fairly comfortable to wear. The moo is activated by movement, and my wife found it quite good fun to slap it around a bit.

      The only downside really is that the sound box cannot be removed to allow the item to be washed. However for the price that's not too much of an issue.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Material Quality:
      8 out of 10
      Build Quality:
      8 out of 10
      Fit:
      10 out of 10
      Sex Appeal:
      10 out of 10
      Value for money:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      Good bit of fun.
      Cons
      The sound box cannot be removed for washing.
      Bottom line
      Great novelty item.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes

    1. Mr Moo

      Reviewed: 17 Jan 2009 by bigal, a Married Straight Male

      This is great to wear. Careful not to wear it out because sudden rash movements can cause it to moo!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Material Quality:
      10 out of 10
      Build Quality:
      9 out of 10
      Fit:
      10 out of 10
      Sex Appeal:
      10 out of 10
      Value for money:
      9 out of 10
      Pros
      Made my wife giggle
      Cons
      Sudden movement can make it moo
      Bottom line
      Good for the money and a bit of fun
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
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