1. Classified Mr Moo Pouch

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars10 reviews

      The udderly brilliant Mr Moo lives up to his name entirely, mooing on demand for your amoosement. Pop your package into the pouch and invite your lover to the barnyard petting zoo. Cowabunga!

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      1. Classified Mr Moo Pouch

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    1. Product Description

      The udderly brilliant Mr Moo lives up to his name entirely, mooing on demand for your amoosement. Pop your package into the pouch and invite your lover to the barnyard petting zoo. Cowabunga!

      You might think you're dating the man who's got everything but we're willing to wager this is missing from his collection. An ideal novelty gift, or a stag do party prop, this pouch is just the thing for a side-splitting laugh.

      Elastic colour may vary.

      Key Features:

      • Mr Moo package pouch for men
      • Actually moos for added hilarity
      • Thong style shows off your behind
      • Perfect novelty gift
      • Great value pouch
    1. Essential info

      • Contains latex: No
      • Washing instructions: Machine wash

    Classified Size Chart

    1. Classified Lingerie Size UK Dress size Bust
      Small 8 - 10 32" - 34"
      Medium 12 - 14 34" - 37"
      Large 16 - 18 37" - 40"
      XL 20 - 22 40" - 42"
      XXL 22 - 24 42" - 44"
      One Size 8 - 14 32" - 36"

       

      Classified Lingerie Size US Dress size
      Small  6 - 8
      Medium 10 - 12
      Large 14- 16
      XL 18 - 20
      XXL 20 - 22
      One Size  8 - 12

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Classified Mr Moo Pouch 10 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5 stars

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      1. Classified Mr Moo Pouch
      2. Classified Mr Moo Pouch

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    1. Funny

      Reviewed: 26 January 2016 by stu the stiff, a Straight Going Steady Male

      Great item the OH had such a smile on her face when I surprised her with it as she didn't know I had it. And she liked my bum in it as well.

      It was pretty comfortable as well, and when in mood it was very funny for both of us.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Funny and comfortable.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Great.
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    1. Moo moo moo hahaha

      Reviewed: 10 August 2014 by Bign000b, a Straight Going Steady Male

      I bought these as a laugh.

      I didn't know that they made a noise, lol. They are quite comfy. My girlfriend saw me in them and she wasn't expecting me to have anything like these on, and all she could do was laugh.

      They are a good product, and certainly a good laugh, lol.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The fact that it made a noise had me in stitches.
      Cons
      Nothing really, only thing is, you can't take battery compartment out.
      Bottom line
      Like them.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Moo Mooo Mooo

      Reviewed: 03 February 2012 by igmmgi, a Straight Engaged Male

      My girlfriend said:

      "It was my first time when I saw a man in thong, but it's good to show his bum. When I saw the front side of Moo I started to laugh. More laughing when heard the voice but it was a good way to have a good play…"

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Funny minutes before making love.
      Cons
      Scared to wear it under clothes in case it played sound too early.
      Bottom line
      Low price - big fun.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
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