Mocha Lady Fleshlight

Errrr – this is rather embarrassing!

To put you in the picture, I was given one of these Fleshlights about a year ago and have been threatening to write a review ever since. But every time I get close to composing something an odd thing happens – whilst trying it out one more time (just to refresh my memory on how good it is) and my brain instantly takes the rest of the day off. You know the feeling - you're lying on a bed with a giant grin on your face, bathed in a warm glow, senses tingling, exhausted from some of the most amazing sex you can recall. At which point, nothing else seems to matter, least of all sitting at a keyboard. And when I use the word “amazing” you need to imagine that word in giant shimmering multi coloured letters. Spotlit. Because that's about how good a Fleshlight is!

So, I hope you now understand why it took me so long to report back - I've been on an extended lunch break. It may also explain why Mr Fleshlight took so long to start selling them over here in Europeland. He probably had a tiring job equipping every male in the US with one first!

The very first time I saw a Fleshlight was a few years ago on, of all things. a Better Lesbian Sex video. It was being tongued by a particularly sexy blonde, eagerly watched by a nervous but excited bevy of would-be sapphic sisters. I watched in awe as Blonde Babe gently peeled back the realistic looking pussy lips, probing and teasing the supple flesh with her expert fingers before snaking her tongue over the perfectly formed clit. It was, she assured her giggly girlfriends, the closest thing to real pussy that money could buy. At which point I instantly began to covet my own. I wanted a Fleshlight too.

I'm still working on the harem of lesbians, but my Fleshlight dreams have more than come true.

Straight out the box you realise this is going to be a new and special experience. Nothing quite prepares you for the sensation when you first touch the rubber. The soft, silky texture is genuinely unlike anything I have previously encountered and is unnervingly like real flesh. It feels absolutely NOTHING like rubber, silicone, latex, jelly or any of the usual sex toy materials. The quality of moulding is superb, with every little fold and contour realistically detailed. You can spread the pussy lips with your fingers and is really is just like the real thing, right down to the little clitoris. If anyone ever wanted a toy to practice their pussy pleasuring techniques on, this has got to be it! If only I'd had one of these as a teenager my first real sexual experiences would have been a lot more pleasurable for my girlfriend. Practice makes perfect after all, and who wouldn't want to lose their virginity in style rather than as a fumbling amateur. Mind you, if I'd discovered these at the age of 16 I'd have probably become an anaemic hermit very soon after...

Using the Fleshlight is simple – just remove the insert from the tube and soak it in hot water for five minutes. This gives it an extra dimension of super-realistic warmth to add to your experience. Then replace and smother in a good water based lube (no oil or silicone lubes, they'll damage the rubber) And away you go! Slide on in and enjoy!

The cap at the base of the tube can be tightened or loosened to regulate the airflow. Tighter gives more suction. I personally prefer a little bit of suction as it really does add to the intensity of the feeling. I also like to wedge it under the mattress at the end of the bed. Kneeling down, the Fleshlight is at exactly the right height for a bit of hands-free make believe doggy style action. With the added suction the pleasure is so intense that you won't last long - it's as if the Fleshlight is milking your cock of every last bit of pleasure to be had. Climax can even be more intense at times than from real sex. Yes, I told you it was good! Another good tip is the shoe method – wedge it in a shoe and place halfway down a bed. You can lie face down on top to simulate missionary sex.

I chose the Mocha version as to my eyes it looks nearer to real flesh than the bright pink. And mine is standard width which suits me nicely. I'm just over 2 inches thick so I guess you might prefer a tighter fitting Fleshlight if your cock is thinner than that.

It all comes down to this: the Fleshlight is a must-have sex toy for males. The manufacturers make a lot of claims for their product, but in this case they are all true! Do yourself a favour and invest in one.