Kitty Buzz's review of Cupid's G-Spot Smoothie Vibrator

Forget length and girth - it's all about the curve

Reviewed: 24 Jul 2012 by Kitty Buzz, a Married Straight Female

I’ve always been a clitoral orgasm kind of girl, and my choices when buying sex toys have usually reflected that. Factor in the ongoing scientific debate as to whether or not the G-spot actually exists and you end up with one very cynical customer. However, scientists don’t know everything and I’m nothing if not adventurous so I decided to persevere and try some toys that boasted of G-spot stimulation.

I finally hit the jackpot when I bought the Cupid's G-Spot Smoothie Vibrator. At £16.99 it wasn’t even the most expensive G-spot toy I’ve tried but it is worth every single penny and then some!

The vibrations are fantastic and there are four settings: low-power constant; high-power constant; pattern one, which is dot-dot-dash (all on high speed); pattern two, which is quick high-speed pulse (or dot-dot-dot-dot-dot etc); and pattern three is my favourite, purely because I think it sound a bit like the old Space Invaders arcade game, and it goes (low-speed) dash, (high-speed) dot over and over again. The vibrations are very powerful, especially considering the toy only runs off a couple of AAA batteries, but that’s part of the reason I prefer plastic to silicone: none of the vibrations are absorbed by the material of the vibe itself. The G-Spot Smoothie Vibrator is soft-touch plastic in a pretty purple/pale pink combo so it still looks and feels very appealing. I find plastic toys easier to clean (and keep clean - no bits of lint!) and of course it gives you a wider choice when choosing your lube - and to get the most out of this vibe I would recommend using a good lube!

The G-Spot Smoothie vibe might seem a bit odd looking to anyone more used to a basic phallic shape in vibrator design, but the real secret to this toy’s success is a very simple: its shape. Forget length and girth; it’s all about the curve and approaching that elusive S-spot from the right angle! As you slide in the lubed up G-Spot Smoothie, you will find that it settles into place easily and all you have to do is find the setting that works for you. There’s no awkward poking and prodding to find the right spot (or at least there wasn’t for me) and it’s cleverly tapered shape not only helps you find the right position, but it is unobtrusive enough for you to focus on the two areas being stimulated: you're now handily located G-spot… AND your clitoris!

Wait, did I not mention that? Yup, the G-Spot Smoothie not only helps you find your g-spot in seconds, it also delivers all those deliciously powerful vibrations straight to your clit! Seriously, if this thing could make tea and mow the lawn my other half could be completely redundant! Actually my husband is a pretty big fan of the G-Spot Smoothie too because it is perfect for vaginal use during anal sex. It’s shape holds it in place and the vibrations are strong enough to transmit through my body to his, which means we both have a super-intense experience!

But as much as I love using the G-Spot Smoothie during anal sex, I like it best when I use it alone or my husband uses it on me. Once it’s lubed up and inside me it is probably the only toy where you literally cannot go wrong, and I squirted for the first time when I was pleading with my husband to be rougher and push it in harder.

The only thing that is a bit inconvenient about the G-Spot Smoothie is that it is by no means a quiet vibrator. Its loud buzz is softened when it’s inserted - muffled by your muff, if you like - but with vibrations that are this powerful, it’s no surprise that they are a bit noisy.

If I was only allowed to use one toy for the rest of my life, the G-Spot Smoothie Vibrator would be the one I would choose: it stimulates both G-spot and clit, is powerful enough to use just for external stimulation, and it is great for couples who like anal to use together for an extra buzz.

Why are you still reading this review? Go buy one!