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    1. Grow Your Own Boyfriend

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      Fed up with acne-scarred dating agency rejects? Exercise total control by growing your own boyfriend: simply add water and watch him swell. He never argues or snores, he's always there when you need him, doesn't drink and has eyes only for you!

        

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      1. Grow Your Own Boyfriend

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    1. Product Description

      Fed up with acne-scarred dating agency rejects? Exercise total control by growing your own boyfriend: simply add water and watch him swell. He never argues or snores, he's always there when you need him, doesn't drink and has eyes only for you!

      Grows 600% its size! Colour may vary from image shown.

      Instructions for use:

      • place your new boyfriend in room temperature water

      • it will begin to grow within 2 hours and will be full size in 72 hours

      • when removed from water it will slowly shrink back to original size - your boyfriend can be grown again and again!

    1. Essential info

      • Veggie suitable: Yes

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    Grow Your Own Boyfriend 10 out of 10 10 out of 10 (4 reviews) Write your own review

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    1. Genius!

      Reviewed: 05 Mar 2010 by missorgasm, a Single Straight Female

      I bought this for a friend who, bless her, has little luck with men. As always, it was delivered on the next day! I haven't met the 'new boyfriend', but my friend tells me it does what it says on the tin.

      Personally, I think he should be less red, but for a couple of quid and free delivery the look on her face when she opened it was well worth the money. It's a good job we're good friends or she may have been angry!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Fun Factor:
      5 out of 10
      Romance Factor:
      1 out of 10
      Pros
      The price, Her reaction.
      Cons
      The colour.
      Bottom line
      A good jokey gift.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes

    1. Great family member! :)

      Reviewed: 05 Dec 2008 by Maczy, a Single Bisexual Female

      I brought this for my friend as he is a newly single guy (yep, he is interested in men - I'm not going mad!)

      When I read it grows to 60 times its size, I gulped at it.

      The price was reasonable and the idea was hilarious.

      Lets just say the outcome and watching it change..worth every penny!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Fun Factor:
      10 out of 10
      Romance Factor:
      6 out of 10
      Pros
      The amusement of it growing!!
      Cons
      Could have done with more colour detail, not just red.
      Bottom line
      A great laugh and a cheap one at that!
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes

    1. Grow a boyfriend

      Reviewed: 18 Mar 2008 by Funkybird, a Going Steady Straight Female

      I got this for Xmas from my best mate on account of my singleness. He lives on my pinboard and is quite the ideal fella!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Fun Factor:
      9 out of 10
      Romance Factor:
      2 out of 10
      Pros
      You have complete control, no fuss!
      Cons
      Once taken out of the water he shrinks back!
      Bottom line
      Hilarious
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
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