On the Lovehoney shopping website, we have a shiny new search function, with suggest-as-you-type autocompleter.
While we were working out how to make this feature super-helpful, we went through the search terms Lovehoney visitors used on the site over the past 5 months.
Some were popular as always, “strap on”, “nipple” and so on. Others were, let’s say, a bit more unusual.
Here’s our top 10 list of strange things we’ve seen people searching for at Lovehoney...
Darling, you’re the fly to my spider and I’m gonna eat ya.
Unfortunately we don’t have spider and fly costumes to go with this kinky bondage set (who does?), but that doesn’t mean that you can’t still enjoy the fettered joy of this restraint kit.
The stuff that goth fantasies are made of, the Spider Web Bondage Restraints kit contains an over-the-bed base in the shape of a spiderweb that simply slides over the corners of your mattress to secure it in place.
Suitable for double, queen and king size beds, it’s a quick and easy way to transform any sleeping quarters into a den of iniquity.
The festival season is almost here and it’s time to get out your camping gear to check everything’s still in good working order after last years mayhem. Once you’re sure your tent is watertight and your sleeping bag isn’t full of holes, it’s time to start gathering the essentials to make your festival experience one to remember.
Even if you find yourself going to a festival free and single, you may not be leaving it without another notch on your bedpost. In true ‘always be prepared’ style, this blog is geared toward making sure you have everything you need to have a sexy summer festival experience.
It's essential to use a lot of anal lube and always take things very slowly.
K D Grace was born with a writing obsession. It got worse once she actually learned how to write. There's no treatment for it. It's progressive and chronic and quite often interferes with normal, everyday functioning. She might actually be concerned if it wasn't so damned much fun most of the time.
Her erotica has been published with Xcite Books, Mammoth, Cleis Press, Black Lace, Erotic Review, Ravenous Romance, and Scarlet Magazine.
K D's critically-acclaimed erotic romance novel, The Initiation of Ms Holly, published by Xcite Books, is Lovehoney's Erotic Book of the Month for June. Buy the 5 star-rated book by K D Grace and get a Lovehoney Powerful Pocket Vibrator absolutely free - a super-charged erotic evening is practically guaranteed.
1. K D, tell us about how you got started writing erotica.
I’ve always enjoyed writing the sex scenes in whatever fiction I was writing. They were actually my favourite parts, and I was good at writing them. Unlike a lot of my writer friends, I didn’t find it hard to write the naughty bits. When I first saw Scarlet Magazine’s section for erotica called ‘Cliterature', I thought to myself, ‘I can write that.’ I sent off a story called ‘The Night Bus’ and Scarlet bought it. That was the beginning...
The Only Way is Essex may be over and while the last flecks of your Vajazzle are losing their shine, you may be wondering how to add that Essex sparkle to other areas of your life.
Worry no longer as we introduce - Vegazzling. With one simple step you can make your aubergines alluring, your courgettes comely and put a whole new spin on stuffed peppers.
Judging by the number of people searching for Lovehoney for vegazzle, vegazzling and vegazzles there's clearly demand from people looking to kinkily encrust their vegetables.
Check out the following suggests for Lovehoney's perfect dinner party Vajazzle and vegetable pairings.
If you shop at Lovehoney already then you can be assured that you're already on your way to a better sex life. There are however essential ingredients that you can add to your sex life and use with toys that will make your sex life go from a satisfying oooh to a resounding yesss!
This is where Tracey Cox's range of sex toys, lubes and better sex books comes in. The international sex expert's products are evailable exclusively at Lovehoney and are suitable for anyone looking to make increasingly powerful orgasms a regular feature in their sex life.
This week on Sex Toys TV, Lovehoney presenter Annabelle Knight talks us through two hugely popular must-have sex essentials from Tracey's range - the Tracey Cox Supersex Love Lube and her Supersex Orgasm Arousal Gel - both expertly formulated to enhance your sex life and take it to the next stage.
Tracey Cox Supersex Love Lube 100ml £5.99
A special long-lasting lubricant with extract of ginseng and aloe vera, a soothing natural moisturiser. Use on yourself, your partner or with your favourite sex toy.
Find out more: Tracey Cox Supersex Love Lube 100ml
Tracey Cox Supersex Orgasm Arousal Gel 60ml £8.99
Up your orgasm quota with extra stimulating Supersex Orgasm Enhancer Gel! Contains arginine to intensify arousal and to increase sensations when used on your own or with a partner. A fantastic sexual treat from best-selling sex expert Tracey Cox.
Find out more: Tracey Cox Supersex Orgasm Arousal Gel 60ml
So you've got the toys, the lube and the orgasm gel and to ensure your enjoyment gets off to a good start, don't forget a good supply of batteries for sex toys and other sex toy essentials. Enjoy! Plus Free UK Delivery on all sex toys at Lovehoney.
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Review your sex toys and you could win a whopping £100 to spend on whatever you like at Lovehoney! Each month we bestow the crown (and the wonga) on one reviewer who surpasses themselves and writes the best Lovehoney Review of the Month.
Review of the Month
Budding new reviewer Nico18 kept it concise and precise with her review of the Lovehoney Powerful Pocket Vibrator. We felt this review would be hugely helpful to a first-timer, and loved the way she gave thoughtful pros and cons. Congratulations!
"It's almost impossible not to like this vibrator. When I bought it I was still relatively new to the world of sex toys, and this thing just blew my mind.
In appearance it's pretty unassuming, small and pink. It's got quite a nice weighty feel to it, and certainly isn't "tacky" feeling or anything.
The fact that it uses AA batteries is a definite plus as it means not trawling the supermarkets for expensive N batteries. Here are my top three reasons why you should try it..."
Read the full review.
Each month we also choose a selection of highly commended reviews and reward them each with (count 'em) 2000 Oh! Points to spend as they wish - or perhaps save up for a luxury toy.
Read on to find out who was highly commended and earned the points this month, and make sure you write a sex toy review so you can be in with a chance in June!
Each month we choose one Model of the Month to win £100 to spend on sex toys, sexy lingerie or sexy costumes. Amateurs and professionals alike send us their best snaps in the hope of scooping this awesome prize.
We look for strong, confident poses, excellent composition and consideration of the set up. (No matter how erotic your shot may be, light switches or drawings by your children in the background ruin the atmosphere!) Most importantly though, is showing the lingerie or costume off to its best and letting everyone else see how it fits and flatters.
Winning the title of May's Model of the Month, and the £100 shopping spree is Lauren Lascivious who modelled the Folter Skull Immortalis Skull Motif Monokini Body in a way that showed off the brilliant curves of the swimwear, as well as divinely framing her ink. Congratulations!
If you want to be in with a chance to win a £100 shopping spree on Lovehoney, just upload a picture of yourself wearing sexy lingerie or costumes and check back next month.
Not by thrashing about and screaming - and pretending to be something you're not!