Swoon Release Vibrating Wand Massager

It may look small and dainty, but do not judge it on its sleek appearance. This toy provides surprise after surprise.

Each of the speeds provides various sensations. In the midst of pleasure, it is easy to switch speeds and it is the most incredible sensation. It takes you on this amazing roller coaster of pleasure.

What is really nice is that the patterns are different and have varying speed. For example, if you like strong and steady vibrations, there is the faster version of it too. It is the same for the pulsations.

Turning it off is a bit challenging at first, especially when your fingers are slippery. Nevertheless, once you get the knack of it in terms of pressure and angle, it's quite easy to do.

The shape of the toy is extremely beautiful. It's slim and elegant. It's one of those toys that you can discreetly hide in your purse. The toy is also very easy to clean. I have had mine for over a year now and it's still going strong.

The only minor point that I have found is that the white turns yellowish after a while, but it doesn't change anything to its performance.

This was the first multi-speed vibrator I'd bought as I'm fairly new to the "toy" game if you will, I'd dabbled before with a Durex vibrating bullet but that had a tendency to die quickly meaning I was blowing more money on batteries, and after a while I started to get bored of the Durex one due to its single speed and I began to not enjoy using it as I was finding it harder to achieve an orgasm. Anyway, fast forward to this...

I bought mine 6 months ago (and today it dies) but I have had good use from it. The 7 functions are just devine, the silicone is soft to the touch but I love the tip itself, if you're after targeted vibrations then you can get that by using just the tip of the Swoon wand or if you prefer more coverage you can use that (too using the tip).

I also love how quiet this is, the first "test" I did (making sure the house was empty) was to see how loud the vibrator was with the bedroom door shut as well as with and without the TV on for background noise, there was no noise which could be heard from outside the room, which was a plus for me, even on the pulsing settings there was no noise, better still I had amazing orgasms from it!

The end of the shaft is also designed for easy insertion, and for me a small drop of lube will go a long way.

My only flaw I see with this is when I got it, with me being new I knew how to turn it on but not off (which kind of killed the "experimenting" with it - since I had to google) you hold down the on button for 6 seconds and it turns off.

Although I did love the packaging it came in (box wise) as it was very discreet and I love the little pouch it came in.

The toy is easy to clean either with wipes or warm water and antibacterial hand wash.

Even though mine died today, I do plan on getting a second one for several reasons, my first reason being it's a good little vibrator and does its job but two, it makes for a good back massager too, I know how weird that sounds but I suffer back problems and migraines, the feel of this vibrator when it's on the low setting makes for a great massager! And eases the muscle tension really well (in comparison to other non-sex toy related vibrating massagers).

I am, to put it simply, quite enamoured of this beautiful bantam toy.

I’ve been a fan of the ‘Swoon’ name for a while now, having received the Shimmy gift set with an order last April, so was no stranger to the quality of the brand. I fell hard and fast, if you’ll excuse the pun, for that delightful little bullet and was devastated when the time came for it to buzz its final buzz last month. With October’s paycheque came the opportunity to seek out a worthy successor, and do that I did.

The Swoon Release is everything that one could hope to find in a clitoral vibrator. It’s fairly compact, fitting in most handbags or desk drawers with ease, feels eminently pleasant in the hand, and offers a vast range of orgasm chasing settings at the touch of a single well-placed button. The silicone finish in particular really brings this vibe to life. There’s just something delicious about the friction it lends to play when caressing your most sensitive areas, giving it a decidedly more intimate feel than its plastic predecessor.

As an internal massager, the Release maintains its good standing. It has just the right amount of give around a seductively solid heart, a combination that I’ve always found appealing when it comes to vaginal toys, and is of a superbly satisfying shape. The rounded head is just slightly bulbed, meaning that it is ideal for internal massages while not being too large or advanced for those just starting out in the world of intimate toy play. I thoroughly enjoyed the sensations offered by the Release, from the sweet friction of the silicone to the deep hum of the seven delectable settings inside me. I have no complaints.

With dedicated application of both of these practices, I was able to bring myself to climax time and time again, each peak surpassing the last. With that, this toy quickly earned its place at the top of my vibe list, cementing a steady job for itself in the many months to come.

I will, however, state that it is not as quiet as I would like. I have noticed other reviewers’ comments stating the exact opposite, but, in contrast with my Shimmy at least, the Release has a tendency to purr. Now, it’s not what I’d call loud, and it certainly won’t be waking the neighbours any time soon, but it should be noted that this is not a silent toy. I highly doubt that anybody would get caught out while using it, but I like to play a little music just in case.

All in all, the Swoon Release is a real gem. It looks and feels classy and offers toe-curling orgasms every time. It has become a firm favourite of mine and I urge anybody, especially those just starting out with toys, to give it a go. It’s not expensive and it already comes with a protective pouch and batteries - what’s there to fault about that?