Novelty Gifts
Looking for a naughty novelty or an adult gift? Want to surprise someone in the office or give granny a smile? Choose a bouncy boob, silly willy or pair of naughty knickers from our range of novelty gifts.
Deluxe Willy Straws (12 Pack)
IN STOCK
Pucker up for the perfect hen party drink! 12 smart white straws each with a dinky little pink winky up near the top. Use them at home or taken them out on your hen night with you. Cocktails ahoy!
Fuck Off Eye Mask Blindfold
(1 review) IN STOCK
The perfect blindfold for belligerent subs, this satin sleep mask is detailed with iridescent sequins and is emblazoned with the words "Fuck Off". Message loud and clear, whether or not it's obeyed is another matter. A fun and quirky bedroom bondage toy.
Emergency Mini Vibrator
(1 review) IN STOCK
In case of an emergency, break out this mini vibrator and let its powerful vibrations give you orgasmic relief. A great novelty gift, containing a seriously effective vibrator. If in doubt, seek urgent sexual attention.
Willy Light Up Lollipop
(3 reviews) IN STOCK
This fruity flavoured light-up lolly is a tasty treat, flashlight and willy-shaped wand all in one. Lots of fun on a night out with the girls or tucked up in bed!
X-Rated Fortune Cookies
(2 reviews) IN STOCK
Make it a meal to remember with these X-rated fortune cookies. Each Chinese takeaway-style carton contains 6 edible cookies with a naughty-but-nice X-rated fortune.
Bottle Balls Naughty Drink Accessory
IN STOCK
Angle the dangle! Bottle Balls are the awesome accessory for your drinks bottle. Made from skin-safe rubber, they can be slipped over any bottle neck and used to add extra naughtiness to drinking games, parties and hen parties.
Silly Sticky Willy
(1 review) IN STOCK
It's silly! It's sticky! It's a willy! An individually gift-wrapped mini sticky willy that the hens will just love to feel and fondle. Almost as good as the real thing! Throw against the wall and see if it sticks!
Ring for Sex Bell Keyring
(2 reviews) IN STOCK
If you're not one to mince your words, then this cheeky keyring bell is just the ticket. You don't need to read body language or study sexual signals to know when your partner is in the mood, just give them this portable bell and wait to be called to bed!
Grow Your Own Willy Adult Novelty
(2 reviews) IN STOCK
When it comes to silly-season gift-giving, presents don't get silly-willier. Drop this perfect pecker into a bowl of water and it'll grow to 600% its original size. You can't do as much with it as you can a real man, but at least it won't fart in bed.
Willy Egg Fryer
(3 reviews) IN STOCK
Erotic and eggciting! The rude-shaped egg fryer is perfect for all kinds of kinky cuisine, from a phallic fry-up to penis pancakes and perverted pizzas. Let your imagination run riot! Safe for use with non-stick frying pans.
Her Majazzle Diamante Jubilee Crown Jewels
IN STOCK
It's the crowning glory for your nether regions! Issued to celebrate the 60th year of the reign of our monarch, this limited edition Her Majazzle Diamanté Jubilee Crown Jewels crystal tattoo is the perfect embellishment for revellers and royalists alike.
Inflate a Date Male Blow-Up Doll
IN STOCK
If you can't quite stretch to a sexy male stripper jumping out of a cake, this is the next best thing. This 10 inch inflatable man is uber-buff and he'll explode out of his tiny packet if you give it a quick bash and shake. Ooh-err!
Inflatable Perfect Man
IN STOCK
Give your ego a boost with your very own tall (imagination is needed), dark, handsome hunk. Canned for freshness, he is always ready to please you, even though he's only 50cm high.
Willy Toss Game
IN STOCK
Everyone likes to a toss a bit of willy on a Hen Night! Grab the smooth pink pads, make sure the red heart-shaped targets are facing outward, then toss the willy back and forth. Should be an Olympic sport!
Grow Your Own Sex Toy
(3 reviews) IN STOCK
This little Rabbit is no more than an inch high but pop it in some water and, hey presto, it grows up to 600% its size - which is more than can be said for a willy! It's the gift that gives and gives and gives...
Grow Your Own Boyfriend
(4 reviews) IN STOCK
Fed up with acne-scarred dating agency rejects? Exercise total control by growing your own boyfriend: simply add water and watch him swell. He never argues or snores, he's always there when you need him, doesn't drink and has eyes only for you!
Husband Voodoo Doll
(1 review) IN STOCK
You've had the the big wedding and the honeymoon-to-die for... And then what? Your husband leaves his pants on the floor, dirty dishes in the lounge and feet on the table. Get his attention and whip him into action with the Husband Voodoo Doll!
Ring for Sex Bell
(1 review) IN STOCK
You don't need to read body language or study sexual signals to know when your partner is in the mood with this clever bell! One ring for 'I'm ready', two rings for 'be quick' and three rings for 'GET HERE NOW'!
Sex Calorie Counter for Couples
IN STOCK
Forget the gym and try lots of sex instead! This his 'n' her sex calorie counter not only gives you some amazing ideas about what to do in the bedroom, but also tells you exactly how many calories you're burning while you're doing it.
Instant Inflatable Boob Job
IN STOCK
Want a boob job without the surgery? Say hello to the brilliant new alternative to breast-boosting chicken fillets! Just inflate, place inside your bra and enjoy enviable cleavage.
Official Pecker Inspector Badge
IN STOCK
Perfect for a Hen Night or a girls' night on the town, the solid metal Department of Erections Pecker Inspector badge is a guaranteed ice-breaker. Pin one on and the guys will be lining up to be inspected at the Hen Do!
Ring For a Shag Bell
IN STOCK
This large, novelty 'Ring For a Shag' bell is a great way to get what you want from your lover! When rung, the bell creates an audible sound that will alert your love to your needs straight away.
Ducky with a Dick
(3 reviews) IN STOCK
A bit like a dildo version of our popular I Rub My Duckie, this dick-enabled duck will help you keep your mind filthy while you clean your body, as well as providing the perfect companion for your other bathtime ducks!
Ring For A Fuck Bell
(1 review) IN STOCK
A stunning silver bell that you can ring every time you fancy a little fun! Great for pamper days, honeymoon holidays and naughty play time...
Miraclebra Bath Pillow
(3 reviews) IN STOCK
Relax in style with this inflatable boobs head rest! Printed with a pretty French lace bra, you can rest your mind between two mountainous mammaries in the bath, on the couch, in a hot tub or even on the plane!
Sex Counter Cock Ring
(1 review) IN STOCK
A stretchy, orgasm-enhancing cock ring that actually counts your BPM - otherwise known as Bonks Per Minute! Slide the cock ring over your penis and enjoy a longer, harder erection as well as the fun of knowing how many times you've thrust per session!
Willy Ice Tray
(1 review)
Fill this ice cube tray with water and once its set, you have 4 frozen willies to chill your cocktail with! Great for Hen Nights and birthday parties!
Grow Your Own Toy Boy Seeds
(1 review) IN STOCK
Have you ever wanted a toy boy in your back garden? With these fantasy seeds you can grow your own. The end result is sure to attract interesting remarks from your neighbours, it's a bit different to your average rose bush!
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