• Candida Royale. And studs. Photograph: Barbara Nitke.

    This week's guest is the incredibly talented and world-renowned porn actress, director, sex toy designer and jazz singer Candida Royalle. Having starred in many classic porn films and directed countless movies herself, who better than Candida to share her insights into the porn industry, what it takes to become a porn actress and, more importantly, what you should consider before taking your clothes off in front of a camera.

    Another Lovehoney world exclusive! iBuzz Two is the new-version of the best-selling iBuzz music-activated vibrator. You plug it into your iPod (or any music player) and its bullets vibrate in time to the music.

    iBuzz Two goes one-step further than all other music-activated vibrators by letting you plus two sets of headphones straight into the control unit - not fiddly adaptor required.

    This means that both you and your partner can listen to your music while you get jiggy with the music-activated vibrating twin bullets. ROCK ON!

    Check out the iBuzz Two mini site now for more details and a rather neat little animation...

    If you've ever wanted to know how big Jay-Z's dick really is, or how crap some of the world's biggest rappers are in bed, read this article. I couldn't stop laughing!

    Hey guys

    Do you, or anyone you know, use a webcame for erotic purposes? Do you broadcast yourself to an adoring fanbase from the privacy of your own bedroom? If so, I want to hear from you asap. What I have to tell you is very exciting, so if you're into webcams, drop me a line now! x x x

    Whether it be to play or sleep, here are some of the outfits that have graced my Egyptian cotton cutwork sheets...

    Dreamgirl babydoll with ruffles and matching thong

    Hot pink La Senza chemise with no pants

    Paul Frank tankini and girl boxers

    Pure silk French knickers and matching camisole

    Four-inch stilettos and a strip of PVC taped around my boobs and pussy

    Black chiffon Agent Provocateur cut-away negligee and matching mini thong

    Spunk and lube

    A silk ribbon tied around my waist

    Wrist and ankle cuffs with adjustable nipple clamps

    Cropped spotted pyjama bottoms and cotton vest

    Naughty Nurse costume outfit

    Black mesh body stocking

    Red velvet satin bow court shoes

    Candy stripe cotton slip and matching dressing gown

    Pink satin Wonderbra, thong and suspender belt with black lace hold-ups

    Chocolate body paint

    Printed, plunge-neck nightdress and satin pants

    Diamonte pubic jewels

    Pussy juice and scratch marks


    Black Lace Wicked Words 10

    If you have an iBuzz vibrator, get it out now, connect it to your iPod and let it pump away to your favourite dance song, because this wicked story about a horny girl called Jo at Reading festival will make you orgasm before the song is even over.

    The following excerpt is taken from a short story called Strawberry Sunday, written by Maria Eppie and published as part of Black Lace Wicked Words 10.

    I've just had a new shower fitted in my bathroom. The old shower was one of those useless plastic head things you have to fix onto the ends of both taps, and then you have to just sit there waiting for the slightest trickle of water to wash the bottle full of lather out of your hair. It wasn't much fun, hence the need for a new kick-ass shower.

    By no stretch of the imagination have I got tons of money to spare, so one of those luxurious walk-in showers with double Monsoon showerheads wasn't an option. But I did get something similar, albeit with a glass shower door fixed on the side of the bath instead of a twin-door entrance and marble flooring.

    When I was a young girl, probably about 15-years-old, I would take the showerhead off the wall and blast water onto my clit until I came. So you can imagine how much I was looking forward to trying this again, having lived so long with a showerhead that could just about blast away my leg-hair shavings, let alone blast my pussy to orgasm.

    Female-friendly porn directory Anna SpanOn this week's Dirty Talk Show we have the extremely gorgeous and multi-talented Anna Span, female-friendly Porn Director and erotic author, talking about her kinky career and her top tips for how you can make your very own home porn movie!

    Bad Kitty: Hey Anna, to begin with, can you give Bad Kitty readers a brief overview of what your job entails?

    Anna Span: Since 1998 I have been writing, directing and producing porn films with over 185 scenes made to date. My job includes everything from choosing the models, writing the scripts, camera work and overseeing the editing. In the last year I focused on setting up distribution, too.

    BK: Why did you decide to get involved with the porn industry?

    AS: Because I have always liked sex, because I knew it was important to add to women's understanding of their sexuality and because I am naturally experimental and this type of film allows you that space to experiment.

    Slimline G-Spot VibratorSave money on your sexy shopping with this week's special offers. This week only, the Slimline G-Spot Vibe is only £9.99 and comes with free Duracell batteries.

    Guys can satisfy themselves with the Monkey Spanker masturbator, which this week comes a free bottle of super-slippery silicone lube worth £4.99.

    Lastly, couples can up the ante between the sheets with the Lovehoney Auto Pulsator Power Ring which is £9.99 for this week only.

    Switch over to E! channel on Tues 21 Nov, at 9.30pm, to watch Hugh Hefner and his bevy of beautiful playbunnies frolic and tease during their whirlwind trip throughout Europe, in a new series called Girls Of The Playboy Mansion.

    There's dog poo, over-zealous paparazzi and Hefner getting up close and personal with one of his favourite bunnies on a gondola ride in Italy. I can't wait!

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