I may have been a very naughty, very bad kitty this year, but I still think I deserve some Christmas presents. Yeah, OK, I may have spent most of the year tying people up with silk ties and whipping them with sexy Cat O Nine Tails; I may have spent countless nights sucking guys off and licking girls out;
I may have blown a wad on going on holiday back in the summer and nearly breaking up a relationship with a badly timed threesome, and I may love having a penis in my ass as much as in my wet pussy... Oh, and not to mention my unfaltering lust to test out as many sex toys as possible thanks to those saucy people over at Lovehoney, but essentially I have been a good girl.
My sex drive may be a bit overwhelming for some, and yes I do sometimes think before I act which often gets me into sticky situations (I really do regret that threesome with Sasha and her husband), but it's not as if I've committed any really naughty acts.
So, with that in mind, I've written a small Christmas wish list of things that I'd like you to bring me on Christmas Day if you have the time. And hey, I promise to behave myself if you drop by... I'm not a bad kitty all the time, you know.
Love Bad Kitty x x x
My Christmas Wish List
Benefit Dallas make-up compact
ID Juicy lube in Bubblegum
Soap and Glory Luxury Spa Bath Box
The Rock Chick vibrator
Freya Tinkerbell blackberry padded plungebra and thong set
Smoothshave Intimate Area Shaving Starter Pack
Electric Eyezone Massager
A long weekend at Ess And Emm cottage, purpose built for S and M fun!
One of the most famous - and sexiest - male porn stars of all time, the legend that is Ben Dover spares some of his highly sought after time to discuss all things sex-related. Wanna know which sex toy Ben rates the most? Want to read about his first sexual experience and how he rates himself in bed? Or perhaps you're dying to hear his Top Five Tips for starring in your own porno? If so, read it all here and more!
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I have never been on a date with someone I've met through the Internet before, so agreeing to go on a date with a guy I met through myspace seemed reckless and thrilling, which is exactly why I agreed to it. I don't want to name the guy I went out a date with last Wednesday, mainly because it turned out to be a bit of a disaster and I don't want to embarrass him that much, so I'll refer to him only as 'Mr Myspace.'
Because it was a first for me, I thought you guys would enjoy a blow-by-blow diary account of my first ever myspace date; to revel in all my embarrassment, the cheesy one-liners I had to endure and how I wanted to dig a massive hole in the ladies toilets and bury myself there forever. So, here it is; an account of my date in all its glory. Enjoy!
Another great review from Orgasm Army!
"Well, where do I start, what a toy... and at a great price too. I bought this specifically for my wife who cannot orgasm without clitoral stimulation. Now normally she's a quiet wee thing, but did this change with the Buzz Tongue.... YES it most certainly did!
Talk about screaming orgasms, she stated that she had never had such strong feelings with any of our other toys that she gets with this one. Using it on and around the clit can delay orgasm as you like, but keep it on there and you'll have her begging for more.
This is the first toy we have used where she found she was actually ejaculating herself... wow, what a sight!
See the full Lovehoney Buzz Tongue Finger Vibe review at Orgasm Army.
Buy the Lovehoney Buzz Tongue Finger Vibe at Lovehoney.
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Buying something expensive and decadent just because you want to experience the thrill of buying it even though you can't afford it is something we've all done at least once in our lives.
When I was in university I rinsed my student loan for £ 1,900 to spend on a summer ball gown, only to take it back the following week because I couldn't afford to spare that much cash and make it to the end of term without dying of malnutrition.
The reason I bought the dress in the first place – and the reason why so many people go on lavish shopping sprees when they can't afford them – is to experience the thrill of buying something utterly decadent and frivolous, but more importantly to experience that feeling of power that comes with having tons of money to spend.
Oh, no! Those wonderful, genius people at iBuzz are being threatened by Field Fisher Waterhouse LLP, a legal firm who represent Apple Computer Inc in intellectual property matters.
Apple believe iBuzz are guilty of copyright infringement regarding certain images used in their advertising campaign.
Check out the full story here: www.ibuzz.co.uk
Looking for a Christmas treat that's got the maximum orgasmic potential? The Eroscillator 2 Top Deluxe is for you.
"It's just about impossible not to have an orgasm with this toy," says sex expert Sue Johanson. "You can use it for clitoral or vaginal stimulation, internal and external. It was so good our tester kept it for months - and that never happens!"
Get your Christmas shopping off to a sexy start! Spend £40 at Lovehoney and we'll send you a Wriggle Wand Vibrator worth £14.99 absolutely free! Happy Christmas!