• To celebrate our love of this great day, we've decided to bring you a series of Valentine's related blogs from now until the day itself...

    Meet the gorgeous Hello Kitty Shoulder Massager!Meet the gorgeous Hello Kitty Shoulder Massager!
    At last! Exclusively available in the UK at Lovehoney, the legendary Hello Kitty vibe - it massages more than your shoulder!
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    Lovehoney Dream Egg 10 Function Vibrator!Lovehoney Dream Egg 10 Function Vibrator!
    Discover why the Lovehoney Dream Egg 10 Function Vibrator is the best remote control sex toy ever!
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    Gold Label I Rub My Duckie Travel Size

    Is this not just a wee box of cuteness?  The vibrating rubber duckies from the I Rub My Duckie line have always been adorable, but now that you can get a gold one, it has reached all new levels of great gift giving possibilities. 

    As always, it is completely waterproof, operates with a simple squeeze of his little duckie body, and runs on a triple A battery.  But this version comes in the convenient travel size and has a very classy satin-lined box, which makes for a great little gift set.

    Following the product link gives you a new video with the Professor and Bonny learning about more uses for the duckies - and honestly, I was completely sold on my new-found need to own two of them, so that I can have them both used on my back at the same time.

    But if you're not convinced just with the idea of using it as a body massager or as a fun bath toy, just look at his little face:

    Seriously.  Look him in his eye and tell him you don't want him.  Just you try.

    Ultimate Leather BlindfoldIt's surprising how quickly your inhibitions fly out of the window when you're blindfolded during sex...

    Next time you're masturbating your lover, use her hands as well as your own

    Leather Cock and Ball Splitter

    Over on the Orgasm Army forums, a question was posted regarding whether or not a man should experience a feeling of burning in his testicles when using a splitter (the answer, by the way, is no - if you do, you should try a larger fit or a material with more give.  Consider oiling leather, or switching from metal rings).  After a couple of comments, though, the real question was posed by a newcomer...just what is a cock and ball splitter?

    Go Platinum this Valentine's with the super-sexy Lovehoney Valentine Gift Pack, which features three of our finest, best-loved vibrators including the Silver Jessica Rabbit, the pocket-sized Buzz Tingler Finger Vibrator and the zing-a-ding-dingtious Wiggle Wand.

    AND we're giving away the magnificent Durex Play Little Gem Clitoral Stimulator worth £44.99 absolutely free with every gift pack!

    Here's what you get with this magnificent offer:

    Natural Contours Ultime MassagerHere's a breath of fresh air: a vibe that isn't shaped like a penis!

    Your tongue is not an extension of your penis, so stop thrusting it like a jackhammer!


    On Sunday I took at look at the new Ballbra that has been talked about with some confusion and interest on the Orgasm Army forums. I stand by what I said - I'm darned interested in it and would kind of love to see a man wearing one.


    I am not so sure that I want to see Jeremy Paxman wearing one. In fact, I am sure that I don't. And yet, with his recent argument over whether or not M&S underwear for men has gotten... less supportive... he may be in the market for the ballbra. As he says:

    "Like large numbers of men in this country I have always bought my socks and pants at Marks & Sparks.

    "I've noticed something very troubling has happened. There's no other way to put this -- their pants no longer provide adequate support.

    "When I've discussed this with friends and acquaintances it has revealed widespread gusset anxiety."

    So who wants to be the one to email him with the Ballbra link? I would, but I'm too busy picturing it...

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