• Marvellous Anchor 3-Point G-Spot Vibrator


    Oh, I'm in love.  How sexy is this little guy?  I just stumbled across the Marvellous Anchor 3-Point G-Spot Vibrator while I was looking to see if there was anything new in the Vibrators section (what?  a girl can surely never have too many new toys?  at least I hope not...) and I followed the similar toy links to find this little buddy.  I have yet to order my own three-prong toy, but this one might convince me.

    One of the things I haven't liked about previous models is that they tended to be single speeds, and darnit, I like to be able to up the intensity as I go on.  This one fits the bill nicely, with a multispeed controller connected by a wire.  It is also "realistic feel" which I love - as much for playing with them at my desk as for when I actually use them, if I'm honest with you.  So squishy!

    After three reviews, it is still maintaining a four and a half star rating, so I'm thinking it is well worth the price:

    VibraExciter for Men

    There is an interesting discussion going on in the Orgasm Army forums on the acceptability of wearing sex toys while out in public. With the coming (heh) of toys like the VibraExciter and the VibraExciter for Men, getting off or at least getting phenomenally aroused while you're out in town has never been so easy. But while people tend to give a blush and a twitter when considering a couple using such toys to spice up their sex life, people can feel a little ooky when considering a man using these toys on his own - especially when the toys are less vibrating and more insertable.

    So what difference? It is still someone getting aroused in public... why does it seem seedier if it is a man alone, without a woman attached to the other end of his toy?

    Captain Jezzer tries to tease out the differences:

    Now there seems to be some people in the outside world who think wearing toys is only a good thing if its women doing it,it seems a lot of people say if a man is wearing one and he cums using one, it's a bit on the sick side etc.

    It seems more acceptable for women to wear Toys and orgasm and get wet, but if it's a bloke doing it well it's a No-No.

    What are your views??

    There is some discussion on whether or not it turns 'pervy' if you're fantasizing about someone you can see while you're out, and whether or not it is rude to be interacting with other people while getting your rocks off. It's an interesting subject, when you start to peel back why some things are hot and some things unsettle you. The discussion continues, so head on over to the Army and join in.

    Vulva Real Vagina Scent

    Oh, my stars and garters, y'all. Harvey Nichols has unveiled a new perfume that smells of... blood, sweat, saliva, and semen. No, seriously.



    I have exactly zero idea of who would want to wear this - last I heard, we were all taking showers to get rid of these scents, but what do I know?  These crazy kids these days.  The stuff even costs £76, which might technically be more than the current cost of all the clothes that I'm wearing.

    Of slightly more useful bent, though still definitely odd, is the new Vulva Real Vagina Scent.  I feel silly saying it, since it is all in the name, but this stuff... smells like a woman's vagina.  Or her vulva.  Or her vulva/vagina/real.  But even better than the other perfume (at least... I hope this is a difference), the Vulva scent also tastes like the real thing.   


    Um... considering the effect it supposedly had on the male testers, I'm thinking using it to arouse your man... in... some way.  And certainly men can use it on their own toys (though you should spot check it with silicone - I'm not trusting this one til someone tells me it doesn't go all melty).  I'm not completely sure about women wearing it for perfume.  Though I'm almost tempted to see how it spices up my metro ride.

    There is a new review in and the guy seems to love it:

    This replicates the natural scent of a vagina. Just place a little on the back of your hand and wait a minute before having a sniff... Great for making willy hard.

    If you have an iPod with orgasmic sounds, some good porn, a Fleshlight and this... You won't be seen for hours - days even!

    Durex Play Charm Massager Wand

    After the phenomenal demand for last week's once-in-every-four-years Leap Year Love Bundle (and we know many of you were disappointed to miss out) we've put together another fantastic 2-for-1 deal.

    Buy the wonderfully smooth and stimulating Durex Play Charm Massager Wand for £19.99 (it was previously £49.99) and get a devilishly orgasmic Durex Play Little Gem Clitoral Stimulator (was £44.99) absolutely free!

    But don't hang around because there are only 100 available.

    Find out more about this incredible 2-for-1 deal here.

    The Lovehoney Sex Tips Giveaway is back by popular demand. Once again we've got £1,000 of sex toys, sex furniture, lubricants, books and erotic gifts to give away to the people who share their best sex tips with us.

    Have you got some red-hot advice for going giving a blow job or going down on a girl? Or perhaps you've got some erotic advice involving various items of fruit, chocolate and Champagne?

    Share your tip with us and the best ones will win a prize from our £1,000 sex toy selection! You can enter as many times as you like.

    See the Erotic Station Sex Machine For HimSee the Erotic Station Sex Machine For Him
    The amazing Erotic Station's pumping action turns your Onacup into the ultimate sex machine! Check out the wonderful thrusting action.
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    It's the Bonker Classic Sex Positions Swing!It's the Bonker Classic Sex Positions Swing!
    See some of the amazing sex positions you can easily achieve with the Bonker Classic Sex Positions Swing. Better sex in better positions.
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    Vortex Vibrations Suction Vacuum Cleaner Vibrator

    A hospital builder tasked with locking up the site was discovered having sex with a Henry the Hoover by a somewhat surprised security guard at Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital, reports The Sun newspaper.

    The naked Polish contractor was caught in flagrante on his knees with the smiling vacuum cleaner in the staff canteen and was promptly removed by the security guard after being told to "clean himself and the hoover".

    The builder's excuse that he was merely vacuuming his underwear – "a common practice in Poland" – cut no mustard with his bosses, and he went from suck to sack
    in seconds.

    However, it is possible utilise the power of your vacuum cleaner to deliver incredible orgasms. The Vortex Vibrations Suction Vacuum Cleaner Vibrator has a clitoral stimulator that uses a flow of air to vibrate the clitoris – simply clip it on to your vacuum cleaner and heaven awaits. But do make sure you do this in the comfort of your own home!

    You can get sex tips in all sorts of funny places on the Internets. This disarmingly titled post popped up on Craigslist recently: "Just fucking fuck me, already."

    "OK, I know it's scary. There are lots of women out there who make fucking really difficult. So, I have compiled some handy tips. Don't think of this as complaining, or as schadenfreude for the Andrea Dworkins of the world. Just some simple tips, for timid men who have forgotten what it means to fuck like men: "

    What do we make of then, then?!

    Hitachi Magic Wand Vibrator - recommended by Suzi Godson Suzi Godson in The Times answers a question about erectile disfunction and, among other things, recommends that couples use sex toys to reduce the pressure to perform in the bedroom.

    "Some couples dealing with erectile dysfunction find that sex toys alleviate the pressure to perform," she says. "If you haven't explored the wonderful world of vibrators before, the Hitachi Magic Wand (about £60) is reliable, effective and won't offend if discovered by the cleaning lady."

    Even though it's quite a big vibrator, the Hitachi Magic Wand doesn't look like a sex toy because it was designed as a back massager. It's purely coincidental that it happens to be orgasmic.

    Our Hitachi Magic Wand reviews show that it's a hugely popular vibrator with couples and also offer some tips for using the vibe.

    The size of the vibrating tip makes it hard (if not impossible!) to use the Hitachi Magic Wand for internal stimulation. For that, you can use one of many Hitachi Magic Wand attachments which fit over the vibrating dome and have smooth, rippled or curved ends for vaginal stimulation.

    All all in all, a brilliant way to alleviate the pressure to perform!

    Leap Year Sex Toy Bargains Quick! Get your credit card out! It's a once-in-every-four-years opportunity to bag some cheap sex toys in the Lovehoney Leap Year special offers

    We've got a bargain Leap Year Love Bundle which has 4 sex toys for just £29, including a Durex Play Explore gift set which was recently selling for £54.99.

    And to complete the Leap Year sex toy bargains there are four vibrators for just 29p each - how's that for fun?!

    Ooooh, and BTW - you get free UK delivery when you spend £30 so whack 'em all in your basket and laugh all the way to the next leap year!

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