• First-time erotic story writer Carly Drew won £500 in Lovehoney's 2008 Erotic Story Competition. You can click here to download and enjoy Carly's story, Dirty Little Secret, for free!

    Carly's writing talent was so amazing that we gave her the dream job of a lifetime as Lovehoney's Pleasure Director!

    We caught up with Carly to find out what inspired her to turn her hand to writing rude stories. Turns out all you need is 3 rum & cokes and a box of chocolates...

    Hot and Horny Sex Cheques

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    Saucy instructions lead to better sex!

    If you're feeling fruity, return home from work before your partner, and leave various instructions downstairs in sealed envelopes.

    Your partner follows the clues/instructions and ends up being greeted by you, naked (or dressed up) in the bedroom.

    For example, on the doormat, write OPEN ME on the envelope, and inside write instructions to head immediately to the kitchen where you should leave a glass of wine and the next sealed envelope.


    Send them around the downstairs of the house (and garden) using your imagination. The final clue should lead them to you in the bedroom, for an evening of fun and frolics! It works every time!

    Check out our selection of Sex Vouchers and Cheques.

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    3 oral sex tips for him

    Tip:  My sex tip for a man going down on a women would be slowly lick the clit up and down and place one finger inside the vagina and just hold it there, and slowly bring it in and out, the slower the better. Use the tongue to play with the clit, in circular movements - until the lady orgasms.

    Tip:  When going down on a girl, make a V-sign with your fingers and lay it on her lips, so her clit is inside the V. As you lick your fingers will guide your tongue so it's always exactly where it's needed. Satisfaction every time. ;-)

    Tip:  Try spelling out various sexual words with your tongue whilst giving cunnilingus and see if your partner can concentrate enough to guess what they are!

    Not sure about oral sex but fancy a try? Check out our great selection of flavoured lubes.

    Sue Johanson

    Sue Johanson has decided to hang up the phone and end her successful TV call-in show, Talk Sex.

    After many years and millions of phone calls the septuagenarian sex therapist has found the late night slot increasingly tiring.

    The author and lecturer's first programme, The Sunday Night Sex Show, first aired on the radio in 1984 and ran for 14 years, and her practical (and sometimes blunt!) advice has proved a winning formula for decades.

    However, you can still buy Sue's fantastic range of sex toys at Lovehoney, so it's not all bad news!

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    As you're moving up his shaft with your mouth, turn your head a bit from side to side, letting your tongue follow a corkscrew pattern.

    When you get to that part of the shaft just beneath the head be sure to lick it for a few seconds before moving all the way up to the top. Then repeat this moving down his shaft.

    What will drive him wild about this is that you aren't just going up and down, you're also going sideways.

    Check out our fine selection of flavoured lubes, perfect for a tasty oral experience.

    Super Bullet and Rose Sleeve Tingler Set

    This week at Lovehoney get the super-powerful Super Bullet and Rose Sleeve Tingler Set worth £14.99 absolutely free when you spend £30.

    This quality set from Cal Exotics comes with a formidable silver bullet, which was praised by reviewer Hornyminx when we last gave away a Super Bullet Set.

    "I left the house and slowly I turned the dial on the hand control in my pocket and walked to the end of my road," she explains. "Then I turned the vibe up a bit more and walked for 5 minutes before finally turning it up full.

    "The vibes were good, my pussy was contracting hard and fast. The thrill was... could anyone hear my vibe going?

    "The vibe was sending me to heaven and for the first time ever I did not mind waiting. I must have looked a sight - red in the face, panting and quivering.

    "I virtually ran home and once in the door in the middle of the hall I pulled down my jeans and rubbed the bullet over my pumping clit and came loud and proud.

    "Thank you Lovehoney for making my chores more fun for free! It's true, the best things in life are free!!!"

    Sorry, this offer has now closed but you read about our latest free vibrator offer here.

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    The Prof leaves Bonny a loving reminder - of himself, with the new My Guy Chest Cover & Arm Pillow Set!

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    The Prof discovers that the world's greatest rabbit vibrator, the new Jessica Rabbit 2.0 really is waterproof.

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    Classified 5 Piece Maid Kit

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    To add a bit of fun we went away for a weekend, we had peace and quiet, and spent some time getting to know each other's bodies again.

    Of course, I took lots of candles for atmosphere, a bottle of champagne to celebrate the peace and a sexy maid's outfit so he could order room service. ;)

    Check out Honey's great selection of maid's outfits here.

     Chocolate Body Paint

    Lovehoney readers reveal their favourite sex tips...

    Try numbering your body parts with chocolate, etc... in the order you want it to be licked off.

    Of course, if you want them to spend more time in certain areas on their travels, simply apply more there.

    You can even use different flavours for different areas so they don't get bored of the taste... and then it's dessert time!


    Check out our Body Paint & Rude Food selection.

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    I tie a silk scarf around the base of my husband's penis before it's erect. Then I lick and suck him till he's hard.

    I keep going, and when I know he's about to come, I pull the scarf a little tighter, loosening it again, letting it pass.

    When he does finally come, it is amazing.

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