• The Earth Angel Whether you're an earth-loving, tree-hugging, can-recycling, Prius-driving hippie, or just someone who's hoping to save a few quid on [cough] bedroom essentials, The Earth Angel could be the sex toy you've been waiting for.

    Why? Because the new vibe from Irish company Caden Enterprises is the world's first 100% green sex toy. It's made from totally recycled material and it never needs replacement batteries because its power comes from a patented rechargeable cell.

    To get the vibe to work, you have to wind it up using a handle in the base. It's like cranking up one of those Freeplay Radios, only with much more pleasurable results...

    Crank the handle in a clockwise direction for 4 minutes and you'll earn yourself 30 minutes of vibrations. If that's more than you need in a single orgasmic session, you can use the on/off button to store up the power for later.

    Wind it for 8 minutes and you'll get an hour of vibrations, which is a good job because your arm won't be good for much else after you've been winding like a mentalist for that long.

    The Earth Angel is the new eco-friendly sex toy that doesn't need need batteries - to get it going, you just have to wind it up. No batteries required.

    Four minutes of winding gets you half an hour of vibration - and a tired arm. Whether that's a fair pay-off for an orgasm that doesn't cost the Earth is open to debate.

    Carly has a video to show you how it works...

    Not content with removing our auction for a dangerous squeaking policeman's truncheon, eBay's listing fascists have been at it again.

    This time it's our hen night Web site's disgraceful attempt to sell a Pink Fake Fur Angel Halo that has eBay spitting feathers.

    We have sought to reassure them that all our angel halos are ethically sourced from free range angels, and that no angels are ever harmed in their making. Quite the opposite - we are very active in the angel community and make regular donations to angel welfare charities.

    We even have a "Bring An Angel To Work" day.

    But eBay is having none of it and has removed our listing saying: "You may not list intangible items or items whose existence cannot be verified, such as ghosts, souls or spirits."

    OMG! What's going to happen at Christmas time?

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    Top Ten Porn Books That You Won't Find At Lovehoney

    Every week, we here at Lovehoney get a deluge of sample products that leave a lot to be desired.

    Occasionally we get an erotic book sample that is so astoundingly strange that we don't even want to give it away in our free sex toys giveaways!

    Here are the top ten porn books that we don't stock but definitely made us look twice.

    Win Cash in the Lovehoney Erotic Writing Competition!

    After the success of the last year's competition, Lovehoney is proud to announce the second Lovehoney Vulgari Award for Erotic Fiction Competition!

    We want all you budding erotic writers out there to get creative and start writing a saucy story! However, there is a twist - your story must involve at least one of the sex toys available from Lovehoney!

    Whether it involves blindfolds and ball gags or Fleshlights and finger vibes, it's entirely up to you! Just pick your weapon of choice and get writing!

    And with two competitions to choose from, there really is something for everyone!

    As well as striving to satisfy the nation's lust for sex toys on Lovehoney, we run a hen party Web site called Hen Night HQ. We sell a massive range of boppers, boas, outfits and accessories for girls to wear on their hen nights on the Web and through the Hen Night HQ eBay store.

    Police women uniforms are hugely popular, along with all the relevant accessories like handcuffs and, of course, the Squeaking Policeman's Truncheon.

    Except that eBay has just taken exception to this most innocent of squeaky accessories, banning our listing of the product because it "because it breaches our Firearms, Weapons, and Knives policy."

    eBay goes on to say: "Since buying and selling weapons is highly regulated in the UK and Ireland, and may harm eBay and its members, you're not allowed to list weapons on eBay."

    Cripes.

    Oh well, they've only got a few dozen more to take down...

    Squeaking Policeman's Truncheon - BANNED!

    Take our 60 second sex survey and win stuff! Hey there! We've known each other for some time now (er, haven't we?) and it occurred to us that we don't know the first thing about you!

    So we'd be super-delighted if you'd take a few moments to fill in our survey - it's dead easy, dead quick and you might win £100 of sex toys into the bargain.

    That's right, these wicked and wonderful Lovehoney goodies could be yours!
    Best Ever Lovehoney Bundle
    Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit 2.0
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    The closing date is Friday 8 May for no particular reason other than it's about a month away.

    This survey is now closed - thanks for taking part. Congratulations to our random winner, Kate H from Swindon.

    Interview: Samantha Backman, The Vagina Doctor and Mango Juicer Creator!

    A revolutionary product - the Mango Juicer - aims to provide women with out-of-this-world orgasms and add an ethical edge to your sex toy collection. We caught up with the creator of this brilliant kitchen utensil/double-ended dildo to find out more.

    Samantha Backman is a woman of many talents. Comedian, homo-toxicologist, businesswoman, entrepreneur, TV host and most recently - sex toy designer.

    After finding out about female genital mutilation and female circumcision through the Oprah show 15 years ago, Samantha has since set out to make stopping this horrific act her life long goal.

    She is also lovingly known as 'The Vagina Doctor' for the help and advice she gives to those in third world countries who may have had no education in regards to vaginal health and infections.

    Samantha's work is not only educational and helpful but she laces everything with her own unique style of humour which puts people at ease and makes talking about vaginas and menstruation seem perfectly normal!

    We got a chance to chat to Samantha and find out more about the Mango Juicer and her life so far...

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