• A wildly wet and windy week has kept you indoors with a host of sexy gadgetry to keep you occupied. But what were the hits and misses this week in your sex toy reviews? Read on to find out.

    This week's sex toy review round up

    Amorous Large 10 Function Remote Control Love Egg

    MsEllie gave use the blog title's one-liner this week when reviewing the less than discreet Amorous Large 10 Function Remote Control Love Egg. "My husband imagined that having to run across the room and point the remote up my skirt rather destroyed the mystique of this product." Read the review.

     

    Rends R-1 Controller with USB Vibrating Egg Bullet

    High praise indeed for the Rends R-1 Controller with USB Vibrating Egg Bullet. With a reputation for power, it certainly lived up to the hype according to Lady Glory."If your old bullet/egg or the clit stim on your rabbit just doesn't do it for you anymore, then this WILL." Read the review.

     

    SI-X Type R Realistic Male Masturbator

    Joystick found a unique positive for the SI-X Type R Realistic Male Masturbator. Mainly that it isn't one of "those big torso models which just freak me out as it looks like you dismembered someone's crotch area! " Read the review.

     

    MTX Auto Robotic Mouth Blow Job Masturbator

    Stepping into the unknown was 007sex, trying the MTX Auto Robotic Mouth Blow Job Masturbator. Was this motorised gadgetry worthy of James Bond? "It basically felt like rubbing a bag of ball bearings up and down your penis." We'll take that as a 'no' then. Read the review.

     

    Whether your toy has been a high-tech delight or a defunct loser, let everyone know about it and add a new review.

    Lovehoney's Top 10 Gift Guides for Him and Her make buying the perfect present for your lover a stress-free process. Lovehoney's resident expert Annabelle Knight is on hand to talk you through our range of hand-picked sexy gift ideas for Christmas 2010, with Free Delivery on all products.

    TENGA Black Flip Hole Masturbator2010 Sexy Christmas Gift Ideas For Him

    Buying sexy gifts for men is difficult, that’s something we won’t deny. Lovehoney is here to answer all your questions and take the guesswork out of buying sex toys for men with our Top 10 Sexy Christmas Gifts For Him!

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    Lovehoney Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator2010 Sexy Christmas Gift Ideas For Her

    If you’re having trouble figuring out what to get your girlfriend or wife for Christmas, don’t panic. Lovehoney is here to inspire and enlighten you with this list of the 10 most wanted, best selling and sexiest gifts around.

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    Lovehoney Packing VideoBoring Brown Boxes - Safe and Discreet Packaging from Lovehoney

    Annabelle Knight shows us just how safe and secure Lovehoney's packaging is, with your privacy being of utmost importance to us so you can shop with us in complete confidence.

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    An avid sex toys reviewer, masterandslave has just written her 100th review. "It’s only been during my time on the Lovehoney Forum that I have begun to write reviews regularly. In doing so I have discovered an enjoyment for writing about items I feel passionately about."

    With her new found-passion for writing we asked masterandslave, a straight female who has been with her other half for nearly 10 years, to tell us all about her sex toy collection.

    Masterandslave sex toy box

    Sex toys have a lot to answer for; they have helped spice things up, but they have also helped my partner and I to discover new pleasures that are just impossible to achieve with the human body. Toys for me have never been a replacement for my other half, but something we use together to explore pleasure further. Even when used on our own they then become a stepping-stone when we have been frustrated, waiting to see each other again! The world of sex toys also encompasses sexual comfort. Whilst going au naturale does have its perks it's also an uncomfortable truth for me. I have never had an orgasm without using some form of lubricant, and without this assistance things are just too painful and never enjoyable.

    Lelo Insignia Waterproof Vibrators

    Renowned for an advanced range of rechargeable luxury sex toys, Lelo have now launched a range of waterproof vibrators so you can enjoy a more relaxing bath or stimulating shower. The new Insignia range consists of Alia (a versatile clitoral vibrator), Isla (an elegant mid-sized vibrator) and Soraya (a dual action vibrator with external stimulator).

    Each has a finger loop incorporated into the design, making them easy to hold on to underwater. Like all other Lelo vibrators, the Insignia range is rechargeable and a 2-hour charge provides approximately 4 hours of play.

    Lelo always deliver gratifying pleasure objects served in luxurious packaging that make an ideal treat for your lover (or yourself) and the new waterproof Insignia range is no exception.

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    How to Be a Submissive Lover

    Just like domination, submission also carries its stigmas and clichés that would have us believe all manners of mythical nonsense. Being atypically dominant, writing this piece did not come naturally to me. I've had very little experience in submitting to a lover and I wanted to seek out further information to assist me. I was staggered upon conducting my research to find that there is a distinct lack of information on the subject. I could regale you with tales of those who submit to professional dominants, give you insight into lifestyle submission and shock you with extreme pornographic episodes. But even with the wealth of knowledge open to the public domain online, I could barely find a useful sentiment on purely sexual submission.

    I'm not ashamed to admit that I have submissive sexual desires, but in no way do these desires resemble the extreme portrayals I've stumbled across researching this piece. I don't want to confuse what is in essence an achievable sexual fantasy with a much deeper and more involved form of submission that I've come across in my time as a professional dominatrix. Although the two can be intrinsically bound for those who crave sexual submission, the majority of us are seeking nothing more than some between-the-sheets action with little or no desire for it to infringe on our day-to-day lives.

    This week's crazy, windy weather has certainly been whipping you all into a frenzy. This week's sex toy reviews being particularly whacky and very amusing!

    This week's sex toy review round up

    Fetish Fantasy Sex Swing

    Giving us the giggles first this week was Gigi44 and her review of the Fetish Fantasy Sex Swing. "The funniest part for a single woman when setting up a sex swing? Who to ask to hang the hook up, and what to tell your teenage sons about the hook suddenly hanging from the living room ceiling!" It gets even better - read the review.

    Jaguar Vibrating Cock Ring with Enhancer Beads

    Loopallu didn't get on with the Jaguar Vibrating Cock Ring with Enhancer Beads, but described the experience with hilarity. "Quite honestly, it was like trying to wrestle seven steroid-pumping, disobedient, jelly polos onto a rolling pin... The best thing I can say about the Jaguar is that it gives a satisfying thud when it's slung at the wall." Read the review.

    10 Function Stimulating G-Spot Wand Vibrator

    This week roaminghands found a new top toy in the 10 Function Stimulating G-Spot Wand Vibrator. "Definitely my new favourite vibe, thrashing my waterproof bunny out of the water and relegating it back to its warren." Poor bunny, but just why was the G-Spot Wand so good? Read the review.

    The Persian Girl

    Teaching us a new word this week was englishrose in her review of erotic novel The Persian Girl. At one point there's a "possibly blasphemous incidence of agalmatophilia where a young female captive pleasures herself on a god's statue." But if statue-loving isn't your thing, don't worry as, "there really is something for every taste here." Read the review.

    Tracey Cox Supersex Stroker

    Mr.E is the writer of today's glorious one-liner - after giving the Tracey Cox Supersex Stroker a very thorough testing. "Without 'beating' around the bush, it's been tested 4 times already." Read the review.

    Whether you've been smirking with pleasure or laughing at a sex toy let-down, let everyone know about it and add a new review.

    Lelo never fail to deliver gratifying pleasure objects served in luxurious packaging. From the moment you lay your eyes on the exquisitely-designed boxes and caress the ergonomic lines of their intimate collection, you know that they will satisfy with all the sensuality they promise. Renowned for an advanced range of luxury sex toys, Lelo have recently applied their expertise to personal lubrication, bedroom accessories and sensual massage.

    Lelo's Flickering Touch Massage Oils, available in Balsam Fir & Bergamot, Fresh Lily & Musk or Spicy Clove & Amber, wowed us with perfect presentation. With each oil containing flakes of 24 carat gold, they would make an opulent gift for a lover or set the scene for a special weekend away.

    But what do they feel like? And what do the fragrances smell like?

    Lovehoney's range of luxury sex toys are the ultimate investment in high quality and decadent pleasure. Take a look at this week's Sex Toys TV Highlights, showcasing the latest additions to our range of luxury sex toys.

    Aurora illuminating Quiet and Smooth MassagerAurora illuminating Quiet and Smooth Massager

    With a sleek, triangulated shaft, powerful dual motors and almost limitless vibrating patterns, the Aurora silicone vibrator is engineered for pleasure. With dual motors, this attractive rechargeable vibrator is designed to satisfy, over and over again. Lovehoney's resident sexpert Annabelle Knight discovers the wonders of this luxurious and quiet massager. 

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    Fun Factory Cobra Libre Luxury Male VibratorFun Factory Cobra Libre Luxury Male Vibrator

    From zero to orgasm in no time, the Cobra Libre luxury vibrator from Fun Factory is specifically designed for men. Made from medical grade silicone, this rechargeable and waterproof toy handles like a dream and delivers deeply satisfying vibrations. Annabelle Knight demonstrates the pleasure-pleasing power of this ergonomically designed luxury male vibrator.

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    2010 Top 10 Sexy Christmas Gifts For Her

    If you’re having trouble figuring out what to get your girlfriend or wife for Christmas, don’t panic. Lovehoney is here to inspire and enlighten you with this list of the 10 most wanted, best selling and sexiest gifts around. Lovehoney are not only giving out great gift advice but we’re guaranteeing you a festive season that's completely free of hassle, busy shopping centres and postage charges.

    Read on to discover our Top 10 Sexy Christmas Gifts For Her.

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